Cell phone keeps ringing in Ukrainian crocodile's tummy; woman wants SIM card back

Just give him a dozen White Castles...phone will pop out in less than an hour.

They are idiots, surgery should have been done before now. By now the battery is exposed and slowly killing the poor thing.

At least the croc cannot sneak up on Captain Crook (aka Yanocrookvich) as long s his tummy is ringing.

that croc is a racist, he doesn't like african crocs. I'd say, off with his head...turn em into some gator sticks. mmmmm tasty!

Stupid stupid stupid people just keep getting born. But if not for the phone, croc could have gotten her arm. Then she would sue... somebody, anybody.

As far as the crocodile being so listless, if the phone is ringing fairly regularly, it's possible that the crocodile's condition is at least partly caused by lack of uninterrupted sleep. The solution to that would be to get the crocodile to also swallow an answering machine, and in fact an answering machine that would be programmed to not only take phone calls at least eight hours a day but also to grab the phone calls immediately and before the phone's ringer could ring even once.

Or maybe the crocodile is irritated and has been put in an extremely bad mood by now having to talk to so many salesmen who phone at all hours of the day and night, and including at dinner time, and also after dinner when he would much prefer to be watching TV or spending quality time with his wife and chidren.

And if none of the above is helpful, and if even getting an unlisted number does not help, then I would suggest the crocodile hire a secretary, receptionist, assistant, or answering service to screen his calls.

Mark, I like your style. But when will it dawn on the dumb chickie to cancel the service. Oh right, she won't want to pay that fee.

Ring...Ring..

"Yes, this is the airlines, Justy™ wanted to say that we found your luggage."

I think i see a nice handbag in Crockies future.

Still ringing after 4 weeks, that's why I like Nokias.

Stick a finger down his throat.

Press one for english...

Of course it's ringing. Who'd be foolish enough to try and answer it?

Most likely, some Ukra already tried it.

why nobody takes a call if it is ringing?t

At least if someone doesn't like the ringing, they would be correct to say "That's a croc...."

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wrong number

ve vant our cell fon bak

On the one hand the cell phone, in other words for billing purposes, is in the name of the woman who dropped it in the water and where the crocodile swallowed it. However on the other hand the one who over the last few weeks has had possession and use of the cell phone, and who also refuises to return it to its rightful owner, is the crocodile.

Therefore, it would seem to me that the crocodile and the woman who accidentally dropped the cell phone into the water should and countersue each other on a multitude of grounds, and including on who has to pay the bill for monthly phone service.