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c-man
Saint Paul, MN
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Here's a round house kick to the head in your honor Chuck Norris !!
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mema
Lakefield, MN
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When you open a can of whoop-ass, Chuck Norris jumps out.
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Former MN in TX
Canyon, TX
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The Texas Rangers are well respected here. I think this cheapens their stature. Bad move, Gov.
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Rich U
Austin, TX
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What the heck!? You mean Walker, Texas Ranger is not based on a real life story and Chuck Norris is not already a real Texas Ranger? Just too much>
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“Sustainability Now!”
Since: May 08
Saint Paul
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I know that it was "just a TV show," and it was all actors -- but I sure liked the idea of bad guys who enjoyed beating on normal citizens would both get the bejesus kicked out of them, AND wind up in the slammer. Walter Mitty with a badge. Great inspirational fiction!
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Texan
Minneapolis, MN
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Well done!!
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“Pet me or I'll bite you”
Since: Jul 07
Richardson, Texas
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Chuck Norris didn't become a Texas Ranger, a Texas Ranger becomes a Chuck Norris.
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“Here I come to save the Day!”
Since: Jan 09
Gothem city
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When chuck Norris has insomnia, he kicks himself in the head.
70 years old and could still whip it up!
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Sir Topham Hatt
Columbus, IN
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There is no theory of evolution... just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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ForReal
Saint Paul, MN
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Chuck Norris Forecast: Partly cloudy with a 90% chance of pain!
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dude from Anoka
Osseo, MN
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat. He can roundhouse any curve, fastball, slider, etc., out of the ballpark.
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Chuky
Saint Paul, MN
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Fake hair and now a fake cop. A true american hero..........
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Patriot
AOL
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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
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the Proud Contrarian
Saint Paul, MN
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Patriot
AOL
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lol wrote: Decaeds of helping this criminal enterprise spread propaganda to support the texas rangers . They have to support there brad winner. If not for Norris they would be known for the drug runners most of them are. Hundreds have lost there jobs in deals after dealing drugs. Most rangers turn kingpin. They are all criminal just us regimes. I would be ashamed to be one. Lets hope there is a roundhouse kick waiting for you!
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Patriot
AOL
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lol wrote: <quoted text>Your badge of perversion is no good in Wisconsin. You can only chase kids in mud duck land. It is better to shut your mouth and look like a perv than open your mouth and swallow and remove all doubt. I make generalisations about the sick searches cops do every time the do a traffic stop. They will tell you it is for their personal safety. What are you afraid? You support them I do not. I am straight. Why are you afraid of being exposed. You tell everyone it is the right thing to do. Our you only fooling yourself and your fellow accomplises. Explain your searches then. Why you justify them. Your blue code of silence only allows lies? I`m glad the Pope told you to use condums. Once again foisting your fantasies on me. What were you arrested for? The only perversion here are your rants and raves. Instead of typing all your wild delusions, just tell everybody what the "just us" system did to you. Did they throw out all your frivolous lawsuits? Did they make you pay your bills? Come on now, let everyone know. Tell us about the stolen car ring you exposed.
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c-man
Saint Paul, MN
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lol wrote: Decaeds of helping this criminal enterprise spread propaganda to support the texas rangers . They have to support there brad winner. If not for Norris they would be known for the drug runners most of them are. Hundreds have lost there jobs in deals after dealing drugs. Most rangers turn kingpin. They are all criminal just us regimes. I would be ashamed to be one. They should really have an Icon for poor spelling/low IQ.
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Since: Mar 10
Minneapolis, MN
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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
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Patriot
AOL
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice!
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annie baghdassarian
AOL
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dear chuck norris i am so proud of you for honor you in movie called walker texas ranger i watch that programming all the time 24/7 everyday sunday thru saturday i didn't you and your brother aaron are prudencer of the show
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