Dan Patrick leaving ESPN after 18 years

Wow grt!!! Pretty harsh toward your fellow humankind. Funny though.

he's supposed to use the usual lie...."I want to spend more time with my family"....LOL

There's a tipping point to anything and everything in life and ESPN is no different. You can't have what, four ESPN channels (?) and expect any kind of quality programming. Remember when the only Little League baseball you saw was the 2-hour tape delay of the title game on ABC? Now it's what, two weeks of coverage? Since when is poker a sport? At least they used to show Australian Rules Football back in the day -- that was some cool shit. Now these guys take what should be a 2-minute conversation and stretch it to an HOUR because they have an hour to fill. I'd kill to hear one of them say, just once, "who the hell knows? who the hell cares? just toss the ball up and let's see what happens. We all go off to the same jobs in the morning anyway!" but nobody has the cahoonas to do that because then they'd be admitting that their profession is a farce.

Bob wrote:

he's supposed to use the usual lie...."I want to spend more time with my family"....LOL

Yeah, funny how their kids are 18, 17, 15 and suddenly they want to spend more time with them. Dem days come and gone, Bubba!

Get all these hacks out of the studio and go actually do some reporting -- take us to cool/odd sporting events, show us cool minor league stadiums, tell us about legendary high school or small college coaches, hell you could do a year's worth of Where Are They Now and I'd watch every one of them! And take ALL the sideline reporters out back and shoot them NOW. Only about 1 in 10 is worth his/her weight.

Bob for President wrote:

<quoted text>Yeah, funny how their kids are 18, 17, 15 and suddenly they want to spend more time with them. Dem days come and gone, Bubba!

thank you....I will appreciate your vote.....

More hot gals with cleavage. Erin Andrews, etc. That will help the viewership numbers. All these folks do anyway, much like the Martha Weavers of the world, is read from a teleprompter.

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7/7/2007
@ 5:37 pm - Filed under:- General -
Oh, forgot to mention I’m on vacation. Greetings from far away. I love and miss you all.

27 Responses to “Vacation”
BiggleB Says:
July 7th, 2007 at 8:44 pm
Seriously? I’ve been dying to hear you say that…please circumsize and take me…

orbit Says:
July 8th, 2007 at 12:57 am
why am i here doing this?

baudkarma Says:
July 8th, 2007 at 2:29 am
We miss u too. Send a postcard!

sep69 Says:
July 8th, 2007 at 8:13 am
Wow, I fail to amaze myself at how much I suck. I attack you once again for not updating like a slacker, all the while you are trying to vacation……

The P1’s are some of the sorriest people breathing! Enjoy your time away on vacation. Enjoy the wife for me…

sep

bigd13 Says:
July 8th, 2007 at 4:03 pm
will you give her the mississippi muddy butterfly back back for me, good good hard, panic, bye

Ronda Says:
July 8th, 2007 at 5:00 pm
Kagyu Samye Ling?

Human in metroplex Says:
July 8th, 2007 at 5:41 pm
Here’s hoping you have some interesting stories when you come back.

Dean Says:
July 8th, 2007 at 7:52 pm
“…love and miss you all.”?

No you don’t. Liar!

Hotdog Neck Says:
July 8th, 2007 at 8:33 pm
I’m on vacation too.

I still go to work every day, and appear to be performing other tasks with regularity. But I am on vacation too.

Maybe I will see you Gordo and we can hold hands on the beach.

Poopy McShittypants Says:
July 9th, 2007 at 8:13 am
You’re in Odessa aren’t you?

Sofa King We Todd Did Says:
July 9th, 2007 at 8:33 am
You’ve been gone?

chalupa Says:
July 9th, 2007 at 9:37 am
I usually shart myself after the first beer, then I completly empty my bowels after the 4th. A violent evacuation I’m telling you. No time to get to the bathroom. Bring a bucket to the bar, cuz daddy’s got a deposit for the bank in a serious way

ESPN nation wants wrote:

More hot gals with cleavage. Erin Andrews, etc. That will help the viewership numbers. All these folks do anyway, much like the Martha Weavers of the world, is read from a teleprompter.

Yeah, that's the ticket!

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