Late Night: Stephen Colbert says stoners will decide 2012 election

x0x0x wrote:

<quoted text>Very true.
President Bush didn't inhale.
He snorted it through his nose.
Yeeeeehaaaawwwww!!!!

And you were there to see it, right screwball?

No, do you not own a dictionary? The definition of Amnesty is, Quote, "A general pardon for a whole class of offenses against a Government." Unquote. Is that not what the President did today by nopening the borders to the illegal alien children of illegal aliens? He needs their votes, and they need your jobs. All this is being done without bringing the proposition before Congress. The Kenyan thinks he is King. Kings don't stad for reelection.

Mona Lott wrote:

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Immunity? Just how stupid are you?

Dumber denna box of wocks fwoatin upstweam, dat's my Mona!

Only a liberal would allow ssm and islam to exist in the same country and call it equality.
Being a progressive liberal should be designated as a mental disorder and voter rights be taken away. If our freedoms still exist in ten years it will be because the libertarian party will have replaced the democratic party. All progressives, gay and straight will be put on a reservation in the state of Israel, you too Mona, you earned it.

Take the progressives and your 2000 yr old spiritual conflict back into the middle east, bring the troops home!
Shalom!

This thread is absolutely insane.

Sprecher wrote:

A disproportionate number of liberals are homosexual.

A highly disproportionate number of closet cases are Republican or talibangelical. Not Tea Bagger so much..so far as we yet know.

Bluebonnets-Thistle wrote:

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Poor fleabag liberal liar. They'll get on board any train to take them to socialistland.
Koch-Glitsch, a unit of the Koch brothers’ conglomerate, conducted business in Iran all the way through the mid-2000s. Bloomberg comes up with some fabulous reporting on this stuff:
Koch-Glitsch offices in Germany and Italy continued selling to Iran until as recently as 2007, the records show.
The company’s products helped build a methanol plant for Zagros Petrochemical Co., a unit of Iran’s state-owned National Iranian Petrochemical Co., the documents show. The facility, in the coastal city of Bandar Assaluyeh, is now the largest methanol plant in the world, according to IHS Inc., an Englewood, Colorado-based provider of chemicals, energy and economic data.
The story quotes former sales engineer George Bentu:
“Every single chance they had to do business with Iran, or anyone else, they did.”
Next in Bloomberg’s indictment of Koch conduct is this line:
Koch Industries took elaborate steps to ensure that its U.S.-based employees weren’t involved in the sales to Iran, internal documents show.
It mentions that a lawyer for the company sent an officious-sounding e-mail regarding protocols for sales to Iran:
“Your staff shall send this form to me since I have to send it to the lawyers in the USA as part of the compliance program. If somebody happens to find out that any U.S. persons are involved in this project or U.S. material is delivered to Iran you CANNOT quote.”
It was a splinter company in Germany, screwball. Nothing here in the US. Bloomberg proved it, the left jumped on it.
Anything to get nobama re-elected. Anything at all, even backing Soro's propaganda.

A "splinter" company with their name on it?

Internal company records show that Koch Industries used its foreign subsidiary to sidestep a U.S. trade ban barring American companies from selling materials to Iran. Koch-Glitsch offices in Germany and Italy continued selling to Iran until as recently as 2007, the records show.

The company’s products helped build a methanol plant for Zagros Petrochemical Co., a unit of Iran’s state-owned National Iranian Petrochemical Co., the documents show. The facility, in the coastal city of Bandar Assaluyeh, is now the largest methanol plant in the world, according to IHS Inc., an Englewood, Colorado-based provider of chemicals, energy and economic data.

It was a subsidiary regardless and the Kochs lawyers made sure that no one talks.

You didn’t hear this on Fox News or the Drudge Report, but on October 10 Venezuela seized and nationalized a massive fertilizer plant part-owned by Koch Industries. The media silence is a bit puzzling. You’d think that the seizure of property belonging to America’s second-largest private company, owned by one of the most powerful families in the country and the bankrollers of today’s libertarian/Tea Party revolution—the billionaire brothers Charles and David Koch–would be considered newsworthy. But no, even though their Venezuela plant was nationalized a whole three months ago, other than a handful of short business-wire dispatches, this has yet to make the news. Even Koch Industries has been suspiciously silent on the matter.

One reason why the Kochs could be keeping the news under wraps is that the nationalization of the fertilizer plant may appear to be bad news for Charles and David Koch, but here’s the big surprise: the Kochs made hundreds of millions on every end of this deal…and even more surprising, bond markets cheered the nationalization. In other words, the free markets championed by the Kochs gave a big thumbs-down to Kochs’ negative influence on the value of the business, while at the same time, the free-market Kochs earned huge windfalls doing business with socialists. No wonder this story hasn’t made the rounds.

Here’s what happened: When Chavez’s nationalization of the plant took Koch Industries out of the picture, bond investors responded by driving up the value of the company’s bond debt by a whopping 33 percent. That means they had a lot more confidence that the debts would be paid back AFTER the free-market Kochs were out of the picture. As every business school flunky knows, price fluctuations of bonds are very much like those of stocks: the more they cost, the higher the confidence in a given company. And that means investors had less faith in the ability of the Kochs to run a tight business operation than they did in a bunch of Venezuelan socialist bureaucrats.

For a free-market family like the Kochs, such a big pro-nationalization thumbs up from the Invisible Hand isn’t just bad PR, it’s downright embarrassing.

What were true-believer libertarians like the Kochs doing running a fertilizer plant in Venezuela with two state-run companies, anyway? After all, Charles Koch’s own Cato Institute brain trust has been writing for decades that government-owned enterprises are less efficient and productive than private companies. The answer is simple: they were there for the subsidies.

The Kochs have a long history of tapping into socialist programs, despite their staunch libertarian rhetoric. Starting with their father, Frederick C. Koch, who amassed the family fortune building up Soviet oil infrastructure in the 1930s during Stalin’s first Five Year Plan, the family has been sucking on the big government teat for as long as they’ve been in business, using government subsidies to maximize their own profits, even while funding the libertarian movement and trying to deny government spending on anyone or anything else.

Next teabagger Koch venture : North Korea?

How American.

Realistically speaking - marijuana legalization isn't even on the plotical radar. It falls somewhere behind economic growth, Obamacare, job creation, foreign relations, glbt rights, gas prices, taxes, bailouts, the housing market...

*political radar

Mona Lott wrote:

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Immunity? Just how stupid are you?

Go back to moaning a lot, by the way you matress needs delicing.

The Next Best Thing wrote:

Take the progressives and your 2000 yr old spiritual conflict back into the middle east, bring the troops home!
Shalom!

Take your commie arse back to the Ukraine moron.

Jail Jennings wrote:

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The occupy wall streeters are so stupid they don't even know which building to protest. They should be at the federal reserve and said entity should be abolished along with the tax code and progressives.

15% flat tax? No exceptions. Corp & Persons equal.
Honest info.
All politicians should be required to wear a suit that contains the logo of their $ponsors.
Similar to sports where participants apparel has names like Nike or Goodyear.

Cat74 wrote:

No, do you not own a dictionary? The definition of Amnesty is, Quote, "A general pardon for a whole class of offenses against a Government." Unquote. Is that not what the President did today by nopening the borders to the illegal alien children of illegal aliens? He needs their votes, and they need your jobs. All this is being done without bringing the proposition before Congress. The Kenyan thinks he is King. Kings don't stad for reelection.

They can't vote, dumbass.

The Next Best Thing wrote:

Only a liberal would allow ssm and islam to exist in the same country and call it equality.
Being a progressive liberal should be designated as a mental disorder and voter rights be taken away. If our freedoms still exist in ten years it will be because the libertarian party will have replaced the democratic party. All progressives, gay and straight will be put on a reservation in the state of Israel, you too Mona, you earned it.

I'm a Jew. I can go to Israel whenever I want. Tel Aviv is nice.

By the way, in case you forget which country you live in, the USA has freedom of religion. If you don't like that, perhaps you would be happier somewhere else.

Le Jimbo wrote:

<quoted text>Go back to moaning a lot, by the way you matress needs delicing.

Go back to school. Your lack of education is showing.

Of course they vote. You are too naive to have the vote. Democrats multi vote, vote their illegal aliens, and their dead. What planet are you on, Mona?

Cat74 wrote:

Democrats multi vote,

WAQHHHHHHHHH!

WAHHHHHHHHHH!

Still waiting for you to prove illegal Democrat votes, LYING CNT74!

PS: One person arrest for actually voting in Florida (after hundreds of thousands investigated): Republican.

WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Cat74 wrote:

No, do you not own a dictionary? The definition of Amnesty is, Quote, "A general pardon for a whole class of offenses against a Government." Unquote. Is that not what the President did today by nopening the borders to the illegal alien children of illegal aliens? He needs their votes, and they need your jobs. All this is being done without bringing the proposition before Congress. The Kenyan thinks he is King. Kings don't stad for reelection.

It's a difference without distinction. By granting work permits, he has opened up state and federal coffers to the legal illegals. Food stamps, welfare, medicaid, in state tuition, SSDI, housing, and so on, not to mention giving America's unemployed workers even more competition.

As for the stoners. Their vote will never be counted. They'll forget where they put the absentee ballot and drive around endlessly looking for their polling place.