Who says Mormons aren't Christians?

And AGAIN, WHY are ALL your WOMEN strung out on PSYCHOTROPIC
CONSCIOUSNESS
ALTERING
PHARMACEUTICALS????

What in the world are you claiming YOU LEARNED, from JESUS CHRIST,

in ALL THAT??

ISN'T that BIZARRE to YOU, that your SCHOOL TEACHERS, the WOMEN, are

M.O.L.E.S.T.O.R.S?

No? YOU think being a really nice person and never leaving your spouse in the lurch is 'bizarre'

To you.

Now: you talk. Tell all about what you're here to WAVE US OFF FROM!

Because Y.O.U.R. J.E.S.U.S. G.U.R.U.S
ARE
I.N.T.E.R.N.A.T.I.O.N.A.L.L.Y. KNOWN

MOLESTORS.

WHY??????

WHY is it we are ALWAYS hearing about ONE EVANGELBILLY after ANOTHER,
being CAUGHT with SOME CHICK, he SHOULDN'T BE SLEEPING WITH, because HE'S MARRIED:

and WHY are about HALF THOSE, HOMOSEXUALS?

You people REALLY ARE weird.
I hope you know

we know that.

OregonSUX wrote:

Mormon:

By my reckoning, it's better for all your priests to be MOLESTORS than honest MARRIED MEN who DON'T SLEEP AROUND on OUR WIVES.

Yeah, we already kinda know that, because we know you're a HickFundaMolester.

Why are all you people molesters?

HIGH SCHOOL TEACHERS?
COLLEGE FOOTBALL COACHES?
YOUR P.R.I.E.S.T.S. of G.O.D.????????

WHAT is in the THINGS you TEACH in those CHURCHES???????

HOW can a WHOLE NATION turn into MOLESTERS like YOU have?????

Oh and why do your children all hate your guts? What do you do, that your children, HATE you?

You make MOVIES about it ALLLL the TIME: LIKE... you people can't STAND each other.

Go ahead and explain to mormondom what it is you have to offer our women.

Sleeping around on them while high on alcohol because you "just had to get aWAY!"

WHAT IS IT that MAKES the MODERN FUNDI/ATHI HICK's very NESTING PLACE, the HOME:

such a disfunctional place, where M.A.N.Y. of you R.E.F.U.S.E. to E.V.E.N. B*R*E*E*D.

But you'll commit adultery, or at least, two out of three of your husbands will.

You people are just wicked wacked, in here HIGH on DOPE chanting about how all the mormons are bad people.

I wouldn't introduce most of the people in here knocking latter day Saint life, to my dog. THEY'D MOLEST IT.
Whaaaaaaaat?

So, any place where you feel like you've got better numbers on that SHAMBLES of a culture you call AthiFundiPaganAmerica, you go ahead and pitch in here, because...

so far

I have a HARD time believing what YOU people live like has anything to do with teachings of ANYBODY exalted, much less Jesus Christ.

LoL wrote:

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I am insane and drinking while I post.

Try a 12 step program.

No Surprise wrote:

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The books for the blind have been around since the first printing of the Christian Bible was printed :)
The Mormon church has plenty of $, an opening of their finances if it actually happens and what those finances are, will be a surprise to the many but the ignorant who know nothing of this church..

Oh, but you said their books were ALREADY open.

Here's my thought...

Ignore Novato for a while and it will go away. All of it.

It's a shrill troll, and trolls crave an audience. Without response, trolls eventually move on.

Have a look back at post #10214 to see the spotlight-craving nature in this one.

Also look at posts #9999 and #10000 to see the pre-registration location on that pirate dude.

Again, I wouldn't be surprised at all if it all turned out to be our friend Crazy using his VPN.

Crazy is sure the right word for all that.

OregonSUX wrote:

Why can't women be priesthood holders?
No one ever answers that question. It must be another super duper secret sacred piece of utter and complete patriarchal nonsense.
Bishop Mutt Romney shows how empty his beliefs are:
- fetish for wealth and power
- fetish for secrecy
- fetish for pathological lying
Yeah, that goes over well. He is now promising to rip away health care from families. He wants to do it now but will settle for doing it his first day in office claiming dictatorial powers.
If this is Mormon, Mormon sucks. Since Bishop Mutt Romney is a direct descendant of the apostles I suspect that this is, indeed, Mormon.
Not nice.

Why can't women hold the Priesthood? Not your business.

Health care? Not government's business.

Rip away health care? Utter BS. ObamaCare isn't even fully enacted yet.

What's nice? Freedom.

President Obama has used "dictatorial powers" to bypass congress on more occasions, on more far reaching issues, than any President since Franklin Roosevelt.

You like to use the word "fascism" a lot. Barack Obama is the most fascist President in my lifetime.

To Dana Robertson

Why do you suppose that Jesus was just with the Jews in Jerusalem and at no time did He visit people in other lands? Doesn´t Christ call on people in all times in all lands to come unto him? After all, there is more than one tribe in Israel.

Matthew 11

28 Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest.
Jesus even mentioned that he would visit other people in

John 10

16 And other sheep I have, which are not of this fold: them also I must bring, and they shall hear my voice; and there shall be onefold, and one shepherd.

Jesus said they shall here my voice. Since they will hear His voice they must have seen Him also. Why? Because like the Jews in Jerusalem, their people had apostatized from the truth. And like among the Jews, He went to reestablish His church among them.

You mention false prophets, yet where are any prophets and apostles in most of Christendom today as there were from the time of Adam until Jesus.
Christ set up in during His mortal ministry a church with a prophet (Jesus) and apostles.

The few Christian ministers of today that are titled “prophets” are self proclaimed. To be properly ordained one must have it done by another with the authority by the laying on of hands.
When Jacob pronounced blessings on Ephraim and Manasseh, he laid his hands on their heads(Genesis 48:14-19)

The Apostles Peter and John bestowed the gift of the Holy Ghost by the laying on of hands (Acts 8:14-17)

Numbers Chapter 27

18 And the Lord said unto Moses, Take thee Joshua the son of Nun, a man in whom is the spirit, and lay thine hand upon him;

19 And set him before Eleazar the priest, and before all the congregation; and give him a charge in their sight.
And in most of Christendom, who among them who are baptized receive the gift of the Holy Ghost by the laying on of hands?
Again Acts 8

14 Now when the apostles which were at Jerusalem heard that Samaria had received the word of God, they sent unto them Peter and John:
15 Who, when they were come down, prayed for them, that they might receive the Holy Ghost:
16 (For as yet he was fallen upon none of them: only they were baptized in the name of the Lord Jesus.)
17 Then laid they their hands on them, and they received the Holy Ghost.

Your anger and personal criticisms are consuming you. You should try forgiving whoever you feel wronged you whether they realized they wronged you or not and whether or not they apologize to you or not. Then you need to repent for carrying this burden for so long. I promise you you’ll feel better. God bless you.

LemonLollyPop wrote:

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I'm not mormon but I must say I admire you. You seem like a good person who is true to his/her faith but respects others even if they don't have the same faith. You seem down to earth and don't act like you are holier than thou. Just thought I'd put that in and if I ever said anything negative to you, I apologize. Thank you for sharing your knowledge. I'm sorry to say but that guy that calls everyone a hick has no morals and harbors hate in his heart for people that he doesn't even know. I do pity him. He has lost his mind and does make mormons look bad. But you don't. You seem nice and loving. Just thought I would let you know. Take care!!:)

Your perception is spot on. She is no brainless Morgbot.

Haw Haw wrote:

Here's my thought...
Ignore Novato for a while and it will go away. All of it.
It's a shrill troll, and trolls crave an audience. Without response, trolls eventually move on.
Have a look back at post #10214 to see the spotlight-craving nature in this one.
Also look at posts #9999 and #10000 to see the pre-registration location on that pirate dude.
Again, I wouldn't be surprised at all if it all turned out to be our friend Crazy using his VPN.
Crazy is sure the right word for all that.

Yeah, until He/She/It drops the a$$clown routine, I'm not going to respond either.

TheLoneRanger1 wrote:

To Dana Robertson
Why do you suppose that Jesus was just with the Jews in Jerusalem and at no time did He visit people in other lands? Doesn´t Christ call on people in all times in all lands to come unto him? After all, there is more than one tribe in Israel.
Matthew 11
28 Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest.
Jesus even mentioned that he would visit other people in
John 10
16 And other sheep I have, which are not of this fold: them also I must bring, and they shall hear my voice; and there shall be onefold, and one shepherd.

He could have been referring to one of two things. 1. The spirits in Spirit Prison which he visited during the 3 days he was dead. 2. The gentiles through his Apostles. The term "hear his voice doesn't have to be literal. Many have heard his voice through his disciples, and through the Bible. But the two examples covers both literal and non literal interpretations.

Jesus said they shall here my voice. Since they will hear His voice they must have seen Him also. Why? Because like the Jews in Jerusalem, their people had apostatized from the truth.

An assumption on your part. The spirits in Spirit Prison never had the chance to hear his message.

And like among the Jews, He went to reestablish His church among them.
You mention false prophets, yet where are any prophets and apostles in most of Christendom today as there were from the time of Adam until Jesus.

You have no Prophets after the resurrection of Jesus. none. The Church was ruled by the Apostles.

Christ set up in during His mortal ministry a church with a prophet (Jesus) and apostles.

Jesus can't be considered a prophet. Prophets bring messages from God. Jesus was God on Earth. People were getting their messages straight from God, not a messenger.

The few Christian ministers of today that are titled “prophets” are self proclaimed. To be properly ordained one must have it done by another with the authority by the laying on of hands.

That info is incorrect. Moses didn't have anyone lay hands on him. God just picked him and he went and did as he was told. You don't have a record of many of the Prophets having had hands laid on them. That is a Mormon myth. Smith was as self proclaimed as any one else who calls themselves "prophet" today.

When Jacob pronounced blessings on Ephraim and Manasseh, he laid his hands on their heads(Genesis 48:14-19)

Receiving a blessing is not being declared Prophet.

The Apostles Peter and John bestowed the gift of the Holy Ghost by the laying on of hands (Acts 8:14-17)

Receiving the Holy Spirit is not be declared "prophet".

Numbers Chapter 27
18 And the Lord said unto Moses, Take thee Joshua the son of Nun, a man in whom is the spirit, and lay thine hand upon him;
19 And set him before Eleazar the priest, and before all the congregation; and give him a charge in their sight.

Who laid hands on Moses?

And in most of Christendom, who among them who are baptized receive the gift of the Holy Ghost by the laying on of hands?
Again Acts 8
14 Now when the apostles which were at Jerusalem heard that Samaria had received the word of God, they sent unto them Peter and John:
15 Who, when they were come down, prayed for them, that they might receive the Holy Ghost:
16 (For as yet he was fallen upon none of them: only they were baptized in the name of the Lord Jesus.)
17 Then laid they their hands on them, and they received the Holy Ghost.

And there is record of people receiving the Holy Spirit without the laying on of hands. Paul being an example of this and the many people who received the Holy Spirit on the day of Pentecost.

Your anger and personal criticisms are consuming you. You should try forgiving whoever you feel wronged you whether they realized they wronged you or not and whether or not they apologize to you or not.

How I feel, is none of your business. And like No Surprise, I truly doubt you care except for the fact it is my motivation for my work of helping people escape the bondage of Mormonism and leading them into the true Gospel of Jesus Christ.

Then you need to repent for carrying this burden for so long. I promise you you’ll feel better. God bless you.

And you need to repent for belonging to a counterfeit Gospel of Jesus Christ and except his true grace and righteousness instead of trying to establish your own. Trying to become like God is what got the Devil kicked out of Heaven.

Cary L Nickel wrote:

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You like to use the word "fascism" a lot. Barack Obama is the most fascist President in my lifetime.

Somebody doesn't know what the word "fascism" means.

Did anybody else catch this particular blog?

Listen to a true Stake President describe what would have occurred had Satan's Plan For Salvation been Approved:

Listen closely.

http://stakepresident.blogspot.com/2011/04/oh...

Isn't it truly great that we have the Mormon Church to point these truths out to us every day?

Haw Haw wrote:

Here's my thought...
Ignore Novato for a while and it will go away. All of it.
It's a shrill troll, and trolls crave an audience. Without response, trolls eventually move on.
Have a look back at post #10214 to see the spotlight-craving nature in this one.
Also look at posts #9999 and #10000 to see the pre-registration location on that pirate dude.
Again, I wouldn't be surprised at all if it all turned out to be our friend Crazy using his VPN.
Crazy is sure the right word for all that.

Your thought is that every time you run that YAP TRAP you wind up with me back-handing you all over the conversation by pointing out what a bunch of YAP TRAP running TRASH your constituency is.

You sound like you libtards sounded when medical research told you HIV was going to kill you: "Ah, just ignore it. It'll go away"
Nah hick
YOU'LL be going away.

And another moonbat'll take your place in the parade of cookie-sheed-deep intellects here to argue with God.

Haw Haw wrote:

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Somebody doesn't know what the word "fascism" means.

That's you. You thought Global Warming was real.

Do you intoxicated moonbats recognize 'time' in the sense that when you drool some 45 intellect idiocy, someone's going to come right back by and make you look like the moronic zombie Atheism has turned you into?

Of course not. THAT'S WHY YOU'RE SO OFTEN FOUND IN HUGE HEAPS, DEAD from V.D.

NO sense of there being any CONSEQUENCE to the DRIVEL you HUMILIATE YOURSELF with.

Dana Robertson wrote:

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How I feel, is none of your business. And like No Surprise, I truly doubt you care except for the fact it is my motivation for my work of helping people escape the bondage of Mormonism and leading them into the true Gospel of Jesus Christ.
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And you need to repent for belonging to a counterfeit Gospel of Jesus Christ and except his true grace and righteousness instead of trying to establish your own. Trying to become like God is what got the Devil kicked out of Heaven.

You ignorant baptist molester candidate, YOU PUT IT OUT ON THE INTERNET MAKING IT EVERYONE'S BUSINESS. Do you have a HEAD injury?

NO, trying to REPLACE God got him kicked out of heaven. BE YE THEREFORE PERFECT AS YOUR FATHER IN HEAVEN

does not mean JESUS is SATAN like in that rabble of PAID SHILLS who you PAY to TELL YOU WHAT you WANT TO HEAR, SAID.

We don't PAY PEOPLE to PREACH TO US the WORDS WE WANT to HEAR.

That's YOU who belongs to the Church of Prostituted Principles.

"GIMME a BUCK & I'll say WHATEVER ya WANNA HEAR!" "PREACHER FOR SALE!"

As opposed to a REAL apostle paul who said 'your money perish with thee' when OFFERED MONEY to MAKE a MAN a PREACHER.

You've got PRECISELY the mindset of people who'd murder 2.5 million american indians to take their land.

Things you splash on the internet are 'not your feelings...'

you sound like such an ignorant clown.

SO ANYWAY YOU WERE PEDDLING THAT 50% DIVORCE RATE and 50% OF ALL YOUR WOMEN RAPED PART of YOUR culture

along with that ALCOHOL/DRUG ADDICTION THING that makes being among you rat prayers, so charming.

Let's not forget the likelihood of catching a venereal disease at some point just for having KNOWN you.

What a riot. Please - go on and tell us more about the PAYOLA Gospel!

Which bunch of child molesting pedophiles is the 'true church of Jesus Christ' today?

Do we have to wear the holy dress and act really androgynous like you do?

Do we get 'really cool with God' when we break out the electric guitar and base and have a big 'speaking in pentecostal jibberish' party?

Haw Haw wrote:

Did anybody else catch this particular blog?
Listen to a true Stake President describe what would have occurred had Satan's Plan For Salvation been Approved:
Listen closely.
http://stakepresident.blogspot.com/2011/04/oh...
Isn't it truly great that we have the Mormon Church to point these truths out to us every day?

This is drop dead funny. He warns what would have happened if Satan had his way:

"With regards to not thinking for ourselves I believe that individuality would have been discouraged to the point where we would all look and think alike."

"When the leaders have spoken, the thinking has been done."

"I imagine that we men might have been forced to have similar haircuts and styles, with only specific lengths being allowed."

I clearly remember an issue of the "Childrens Friend" that showed a boy with a missionary hair cut and being instructed that this is how all boys should have their cut and maintained throughout their lives.

" Our shirts would likely be the same color with any deviation being frowned upon."

Has anybody seen how the missionaries are dressed?

"We may have been required to be all clean shaven that there be no inequality amongst us."

The BYU dress code.

"We would all speak alike and would have been encouraged to state our allegiance to Satan and his earthly leaders."

If you don't tow the line of LDS lies about history, you will be excommunicated. Telling the truth will get you excommunicated.

Proof that the LDS church is following Satan's plan even by their definition.