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Elmers Offshore Services wrote:
"...a house-flipper from Bennington, Vt."
A house flipper from Bennville?
Is that someone who rolled his Suburu on Gore road, or someone who buys and sells trailers, making a cool $100 each time?
Lets see here Elmer.....
New plastic lattice to skirt the trailer, new coaxial cable to bootleg cable or satellite TV from the neighbor, re-secure the toilet to the floor, a new yard ball with bird bath and swans for "Yard Appeal", fresh cardboard for the windows, spray paint the dog piss stains in the shag carpet, duct tape to cover the holes in interior doors and a few cans of "Febreze".....

No way in hell is he clearing that much profit!!!!!!!