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White Rats Pop Up in Toilets

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DUH-UN-NATURAL

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#21
May 11, 2008
 
opistoglyph wrote:
BTW. rats used in research usually run from 90- to several hundred dollars apiece, so 'scientists are not dumping them. They have to be accounted for and if disposed, have to be disposed of properly, records are kept and checked, frequent inspections. I know the rest of you aren't as ignorant as this one poster, but I just had to get that info out there. See what watching TV does to your mind?
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DO you know why they have'nt found a cure for AIDS???

They cannot get two LAboratory rats to do each other in the butt... Oh my...

Just finnin...(Around .... In a circle-like...??)

DUh
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SEX IS NATURAL SEX IS FUN... SEX IS BEST WHEN IT DONE ON DUH....
http://www.youtube.com/watch...

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Bring a Shrubbery!!!!

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#22
May 11, 2008
 
DUH-BEN-WILLARD wrote:
You all, I gotta just tell something here and I am kinda embar-assed to tell you...
BUt,,,, THere have been a certain few,uh PECULIARS, who have been 'DUMPING THOSE AT DUH'S'--another Thread. ok..
ANd they are really not RATS....... THEY ARE GERBILS....
Now go to Early postings of the 'WHAT COULD YOU..' thread... and this will explain what I am talking about, and who I suspect, is uh,, DROPPING those gerballs and baby rats in our outhouse ok??
I just inspected the OUTHOUSE and they are all gone through the CRACKS... if you hear me talking to you...
There is nothing to be alarmed with here... The Ger balls..(?) are just trying to get out of where they have been... WIth Michael JAckson's help.
BEN, WILLARD--Michael Jackson.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch...
I knew it was one person.... I got a very strong wiff of HOT SAUCE....
PEACe..
OH MY
Might want to take your WAK A MOLE, hammer just in case..
I putting these type in thier own stalls... Complete with FORSCEPS.... and an enema..in a little machine nailed to the wall of thier stall..
No frickin' way!
You need to install filters below the seats now, sounding a bit like the money 'pit' to me..
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.thought about the firelog idea any???..
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DUH-GER-BALL-DAN CE

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#23
May 11, 2008
 
Gerbil Dance
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DUH-FIRE-LOGS

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May 11, 2008
 
justaguess wrote:
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No frickin' way!
You need to install filters below the seats now, sounding a bit like the money 'pit' to me..
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I sublitted it to them, But my product never passed the INSPECION at the POST OFFICE.. said it was too much of a fire hazard....

I believe they are going to put it in a trophy case and perhaps steal your well idea.....

GOOD ONE.

I just hate to HAND deliver it.. Oh my..

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#25
May 11, 2008
 
Remember that song in the 70's "White rats on dope"?
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#26
May 13, 2008
 
I knew someone who had two pet rats.

Their names were Pete and RePete.
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#27
May 15, 2008
 
Ya’ll know how water is conducive to electricity, right?

Well during the Monsoon Storms here in Tucson, if your on the krapper and a bolt of lightening hits your water line, well, uh, LQQK OUT !!!!!

Trust me, that will be much more painful than rats coming up to bite you from behind.

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#28
May 18, 2008
 
NEWS FLASH: Black Rats pop up in presidential elections !!!!!!!!
Flowing Well

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#29
May 25, 2008
 
Does your accounting report also include mexican national rats?
Sole

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#30
May 25, 2008
 
sounds like some kind of prank to me, or someone looking for attention

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#31
May 25, 2008
 
Shock Me wrote:
Ya’ll know how water is conducive to electricity, right?
Well during the Monsoon Storms here in Tucson, if your on the krapper and a bolt of lightening hits your water line, well, uh, LQQK OUT !!!!!
Trust me, that will be much more painful than rats coming up to bite you from behind.
BWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LMAO!!!!!!!!
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May 25, 2008
 
Flower-Child wrote:
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BWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LMAO!!!!!!!!
Hey, these Monsoons in Tucson are serious buisness, you get a lightening shaft from down under, and you'll never dance again.
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#33
May 25, 2008
 
These are Norwegian rats and when they grow they're the toughest of all rats.
They can gnaw through a building in no time flat.
They never travel alone. Where there's one there's 1,000.

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#34
May 25, 2008
 
Shock Me wrote:
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Hey, these Monsoons in Tucson are serious buisness, you get a lightening shaft from down under, and you'll never dance again.
LOL, I lived in Tucson in 1963 ... took swimming lessons there & then we moved back to Texas ... that doesn't mean much because I took swimming my freshman year in college, haha became a life guard!.... went for a swim this just awhile ago ... have a good day! Peace ~ FC
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#35
Jun 8, 2008
 
The Motor Vehicle Departments in California, Arizona, Texas and New Mexico will begin issuing Drivers License's to the Toilet Rats as soon as they can get state vouchers to pay the application fee.

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rock on, Dave

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#36
Jun 8, 2008
 
When I was a kid, I overheard my parents discussing how a snake had come up someone's toilet. I was scared for years after that! had to add that to the fear of the thing under the bed...trying to jump into bed so my feet were not down there to be grabbed.

Rats can swim.
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