US warship at Georgian port partly held by Russia

No, no, no... the Americans are not supplying Georgia with weapons. No food, nor medicine.

They are replacing the toilets that the Russians stole to take back home with them.

:)>

Sorry, I couldn't help saying that!

Stefan wrote:

No, no, no... the Americans are not supplying Georgia with weapons. No food, nor medicine.
They are replacing the toilets that the Russians stole to take back home with them.
:)>
Sorry, I couldn't help saying that!

You have come up with many funny things on the forum but this is one of your best. On the serious side, I have seen some of the toilet facilities left in Ukraine by the Soviet Infrastructure. There is a kernel of truth in your joke.
A Russian spokesman described the use of a Guided Missile destroyer as a means of transporting some 32 tons of humanitarian aid as "devilish". That translates as "damn- why didn't we think of that? Maybe it would have made us look a little less truculent."

Stefan wrote:

No, no, no... the Americans are not supplying Georgia with weapons. No food, nor medicine.
They are replacing the toilets that the Russians stole to take back home with them.
:)>
Sorry, I couldn't help saying that!

you ain't wrong at all!

Russian stocks have lost 1/4 of their value since they invaded Georgia. They have also lost $25 billion in investment capital, with more leaving every day. If Russian aggression continues in a decade or so they will not be able to afford modern arms, but this time they will be left with less than the last.

Congratulations to the USA for providing humanitarian aid to democratic Georgia--and not being intimidated by neofascist Russian barbarian occupiers.

Richard wrote:

Russian stocks have lost 1/4 of their value since they invaded Georgia. They have also lost $25 billion in investment capital, with more leaving every day. If Russian aggression continues in a decade or so they will not be able to afford modern arms, but this time they will be left with less than the last.

How are toilet, armchair and radiator stocks doing in Russia? Are they bullish or bear?

Wait a minute...I got it....get me 200 shares of russian toilet paper stock, somethings gonna be moving in Russia.. LOL!!!!

we hear that Russian soldiers wiped their asses first, then the Yankees used that toilet paper, and in the last place Georgian were seen using it ?

My client OJ has offered to board the US supply ship and slice out and dice up the Russian problem. OJ says that many problems, no matter how small, can often be rectified surgically. OJ would like to rectify this problem too. Sincerely, Johnny C.

pesky wrote:

we hear that Russian soldiers wiped their asses first, then the Yankees used that toilet paper, and in the last place Georgian were seen using it ?

So now your stealing the toilet paper too?
Isn't Russian toilet paper squeezably soft?

mad,
we hear you wanted to buy some used ones ?

pesky wrote:

mad,
we hear you wanted to buy some used ones ?

You make it sound as if you have a stockpile
of used TP, armchairs and radiators?

do you wish to buy some of that used tp, mada in Russia ?
you could send it to your future president !

pesky wrote:

do you wish to buy some of that used tp, mada in Russia ?
you could send it to your future president !

Which one?? They're both full of it.

the Russian one reeks enough and to spare !
must be hard to play with them Russians these days ?

Dung at you in a brain, dung at you in language and it a continuous stream flows on a forum. Probably, the toilet paper is really necessary for you, therefore and a theme such for you actual. Really this everything about what you know, and than can share? Extremely regrettably.

here comes voloda, he´s the one that sells used Russian tp !
if he makes waves too much in providing that tp, let me know, i take care of this kulak !

The newl reaffirmed and confirmed US guaranty of democratic Ukraine's sovereignty from a Putinist Russian invasion is a welcome development for peace and stability...

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