Dining in Hawaii: Tips for tourists

Jul 31, 2011 | Posted by: roboblogger | Full story: Examiner.com

Hawaii is more known for its beautiful beaches than its cuisine. That's not to say that Honolulu doesn't have its fair share of fantastic restaurants.

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“When the going gets tough”

Since: Mar 09

Stay the (GOLF) Course .FORE!!

#1 Jul 31, 2011
Dont eat at Zippy's ...

Zippy's is a ripoff.

Since: May 11

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#2 Jul 31, 2011
American_Infidel wrote:
Dont eat at Zippy's ...
Zippy's is a ripoff.
I don't eat there, but why do you say that? I'd say L&L is the biggest rip-off plate lunch place for the last couple of years. Their portions got a lot smaller, their prices skyrocketed, and the damn homeless beg, "two dollars for the bus?" at the doors.
Manny

Honolulu, HI

#3 Jul 31, 2011
Joe Balls wrote:
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I don't eat there, but why do you say that? I'd say L&L is the biggest rip-off plate lunch place for the last couple of years. Their portions got a lot smaller, their prices skyrocketed, and the damn homeless beg, "two dollars for the bus?" at the doors.
Playing Infidel's back up BUTTLICKERS role again are you BALLS? Infidel really trained you well. He pick you because your a BRAINLESS idiot that believes everything he posts. Then like a well trained azzhole BUTTLICKER you have to add your own transplanted disrespect by attacking L&L another popular eatery. GROW a BRAIN of your own BALLS.
Opinion

Waianae, HI

#4 Aug 1, 2011
Hawaiian haute cuisine:

Broiled seasoned maggot with a mild basil B-52 bomber flame-crunched topping cannot be matched if not to include the grilled age-spiced punani wedges drizzled in a pungent tropically forgotten précipitation au side-road boar field dressing served al fresco.

I might suggest the Mickey's.
Opinion

Waianae, HI

#5 Aug 1, 2011
American_Infidel wrote:
Dont eat at Zippy's ...
Zippy's is a ripoff.
Zippy's is where you belong when you ain't chowin' down at Denny's.
Opinion

Waianae, HI

#6 Aug 1, 2011
Joe Balls wrote:
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I don't eat there, but why do you say that? I'd say L&L is the biggest rip-off plate lunch place for the last couple of years. Their portions got a lot smaller, their prices skyrocketed, and the damn homeless beg, "two dollars for the bus?" at the doors.
It's not that the portions got smaller...it's that your botoxed piehole got bigger as did your gut and sphincter.

Do you know how weird it is to imagine you vacuuming food down your piehole and thinking about it plowing through your gargantuous sphincter in 3-D while you sit on a specially reinforced high-impact elevated toilet lid?

Manny

Honolulu, HI

#7 Aug 1, 2011
Opinion wrote:
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It's not that the portions got smaller...it's that your botoxed piehole got bigger as did your gut and sphincter.
Do you know how weird it is to imagine you vacuuming food down your piehole and thinking about it plowing through your gargantuous sphincter in 3-D while you sit on a specially reinforced high-impact elevated toilet lid?
Dude he does not like the place because his 450 lb wife eats 3 plate lunches. She eats like a elephant hahahahahaha
Cameron

Honolulu, HI

#8 Aug 1, 2011
Joe Balls wrote:
<quoted text>
I don't eat there, but why do you say that? I'd say L&L is the biggest rip-off plate lunch place for the last couple of years. Their portions got a lot smaller, their prices skyrocketed, and the damn homeless beg, "two dollars for the bus?" at the doors.
Wait till they start bussing the homeless to Waianae.Then your little town will become more of a homeless skanky town than it is now.Your going to have more dirty haole homeless there than the present local drug addict ones you have now.Waianae is the cheapest place to buy a home but after this you couldn't give away real estate.At least they are the same race as you so expect some to find their way to your doorsteps. Just hope that elephant size wife of yours will give up some of that chow to help feed your homeless redneck buddies.

Since: May 11

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#9 Aug 1, 2011
Cameron wrote:
<quoted text>Wait till they start bussing the homeless to Waianae.Then your little town will become more of a homeless skanky town than it is now.Your going to have more dirty haole homeless there than the present local drug addict ones you have now.Waianae is the cheapest place to buy a home but after this you couldn't give away real estate.At least they are the same race as you so expect some to find their way to your doorsteps. Just hope that elephant size wife of yours will give up some of that chow to help feed your homeless redneck buddies.


That is a really stupid post even for you, Harry.
Practical Advice

Waianae, HI

#11 Aug 10, 2011
Back to "Tops for Tourists"

If you can't see what they preparing in they kitchen, don't eat nothing that came from behind they nasty damn closed door.

I'm telling you:
Snot
Boogars
Whatever

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Since: May 11

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#12 Aug 10, 2011
Practical Advice wrote:
Back to "Tops for Tourists"
If you can't see what they preparing in they kitchen, don't eat nothing that came from behind they nasty damn closed door.
I'm telling you:
Snot
Boogars
Whatever
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =1D9PikBzNNoXX&feature=rel ated
I know you're too broke-dick to eat out, but why try to ruin it for other people?
Opinion

Waianae, HI

#13 Aug 10, 2011
I know why! I know why!

Be...be-because he reall...reall...really duh-duh doesn't li-li-like you.
alice

Kaneohe, HI

#14 Aug 13, 2011
I am off to work in Waikiki! Hugs to all!
BurgerKing

Honolulu, HI

#15 Aug 13, 2011
The burger flipper goes to work?
alice

Kaneohe, HI

#16 Aug 16, 2011
Nope..I work in a pizza palce in Waikiki. Night shift!
Ronald

Honolulu, HI

#17 Aug 16, 2011
EEEeeeww ptomaine.
Dwain Sawh

Brooklyn, NY

#18 Aug 30, 2011
Want some real local Hawaiian food go :

1. Zippy's
2. L and L
3. Rainbow
4. Likelike
5. Ono Hawaiian
5 Halis Hawaiian
6. StLouis drive inn
7. Palolo drive inn

http://www.AlwaysHawaii.com --- Hawaii/Paradise is just a click away !
Dwain Sawh

Brooklyn, NY

#19 Sep 15, 2011
Makiki drive inn is pretty good too. Had some good Hawaii plate lunch today was ono.
Dwain Sawh

Brooklyn, NY

#20 Dec 2, 2011
Want some real local Hawaiian food go : gotta update this list.

1. Zippy's
2. L and L
3. Rainbow
4. Likelike
5. Ono Hawaiian
5 Halis Hawaiian
6. StLouis drive inn
7. Palolo drive inn
8. Kiawe grill (on Makaloa st, good chicken and Lamb chops)
Opinion

Waianae, HI

#21 Dec 5, 2011
Real Hawaiian food is fried spam smothered in ketchup with white rice. The tomatoes in the ketchup serve as the vegetable.

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