Housekeeping at hotel walking in on me naked...

Hey Guys its been a while with nothing to report until now,

I walked in on this guy on Friday. This time he was on the bed w**king with headphones on watching porn in his computer. And, quite a fit He did'nt see me, or at least pretended not too. I actually stayed for about 20 secs watching and then left. Then I went and told my mate who was working with me who is always up for a laugh. We went back together, and both stood there and watched for about a minute until he cum.

I hid round the corner, as he turned and saw my mate standing there. He acted surprised,(yeah right) and said sorry. My mate said sorry and thank you with a flirty smile and then left. The guy left a £5 tip. Thank you very much if you read this.

Oh what a laugh. She has only just started working there but she is a mad as hatter.

And, talking to some of the other girls this is happening more and more. Although, most of them are not really interested.

Claire wrote:

Hey Guys its been a while with nothing to report until now,
I walked in on this guy on Friday. This time he was on the bed w**king with headphones on watching porn in his computer. And, quite a fit He did'nt see me, or at least pretended not too. I actually stayed for about 20 secs watching and then left. Then I went and told my mate who was working with me who is always up for a laugh. We went back together, and both stood there and watched for about a minute until he cum.
I hid round the corner, as he turned and saw my mate standing there. He acted surprised,(yeah right) and said sorry. My mate said sorry and thank you with a flirty smile and then left. The guy left a £5 tip. Thank you very much if you read this.
Oh what a laugh. She has only just started working there but she is a mad as hatter.
And, talking to some of the other girls this is happening more and more. Although, most of them are not really interested.

Hi Claire,

I'm very very close to Littlehampton, and whilst I'm not "fit", I'd love to show if you'd like to watch :)

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Be great to hear from you :)

I'm going to Cuba in January, anyone tried this at a resort?

@aaa Since this is US-based thread and US citizens are unable to travel to Cuba you won't get much info here....

Claire is obviously a man. smh

anyone know where i can find videos of this happening? I'm into this myself but ive only been able to find the ones on Xtube.???Where are more??? They are too sweet.

Here is a variation of what you guys are talking about. I live a large house and we have three women who clean. In the lower level we have a work out room along with a shower and a suana. This one time they came much earlier than normal. I saw them outside and my car was in the shop so they did not know I was there. I had just finished working out so I was all sweaty. One of the gals came down stairs unaware that I was there. She walked right in on me as I stood there totally nude as I was pulling off my wet t-shirt. She glanced down and said" oh my god I am so sorry, kind of giggled and turned around and walked out. I snuck up the stairs and could hear her talking to the others. I could not make out what they said. They were laughing and teasing her. I took a shower and walked up and saw the one in charge who gave me a funny look. It was a real turn on......

@Jake - this is supposed to be HOTEL stuff.

well I know, but it was still a thrill and even better because I could interact with the person who walked in later on.

Is there a thread to match Jakes story? If not, Jake, what happend next?

Go to dickflash.com for all the non-hotel/maid stuff.

I think MOST of the guys on here are smoking some kind of erotic crack rock. I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that perhaps, just perhaps, most of the posts are by guys in their late 40's through early 60's, who aren't exactly, how shall I say it, the poster children of physical fitness?

A quick lesson in Women 101: MOST ladies (house keepers, maids, room servers, teachers, your doctor, your neighbor's wife, hookers, receptionists, etc, etc) do not get excited by just penises. They get excited by penises that are attached to hot, buff, muscular bodies...that are attached to handsome faces. Without the "attachments," you're just another dildo on the Pillsbury Dough Boy.

When you say that the maid walked in and "stared" at your penis for 2 minutes when she opened the door and saw you standing there naked, that means she was in shock and could not think of anything else to do for 2 minutes. It's the same thing as if you walked into your home at night and a man wearing a ski mask jumped out from the closet and held a gun up to your face. You'd just sit there and stare at him for about 2 minutes...out of SHOCK! And I'm gonna guess that it's not going to give a hard-on...just like your penis isn't going to get the maid all hot, wet, and bothered either!

Look, I'm all about showing off a little, too. All men are pigs, including me. What separates me from most of the other pigs, is that I know how to read a women to determine when there might be some interest, and when there isn't. A good starting point for this subject: lay there in bed naked, silent, but partially covered when the maid arrives. See what her reaction is. If she sees you there, and walks right back out, that DOESN'T mean that tomorrow you jump up and open the door in front of her with a raging hard-on! But if you see some kind of positive reaction, perhaps tomorrow then maybe you can feign sleeping completely uncovered...and go from there.(A gold star for those of you whom figured this out on you own already.)

In general, if you're not the kind of guy that attracts POSITIVE attention from women when you're clothed, chances are that you won't when you're naked either. So stop embarrassing the male population in thinking otherwise.

Best wishes for success.

-Marc

Similar problem whit a maids.I get realy pissed when thay knocked whit a key in there hands.It drives me crazy.But once i was in Miami and a maid came in,she ask if she can clean the room,i agreed and at the end she comliment my body and left.I asked her to stay but she sad that she is married.

I also like to sleep fully nude and like to be seen . It was year back i was in a hotel and it was quite warm so i was uncovered. In morning i was lying naked when i heard the knock on the door which i ignored. Than i heard a voice of a man must be in 50's. I kept my one hands over my head and other over my pussy, but still it was partially visible.I opened my eyes a little bit. He was just standing in front of me and reacting like he saw nothing.But i lied down there only flashing full view of my breast and clean shaven pussy. He went to other corner of the room than i turned on back showing him my ass.But he didn't reacted i am sure he must have seen many nude girls in his life.

i like being nude and while i stayed at a hotel in Dallas for work i had ordered breakfast from room service. i was asleep in my glory when i heard a knock on the door at around 6:30 am. i walked over to the door naked and sporting some morning wood. i opened it and let the bell hop in. he came and looked shyly done to his feet but i could tell he was looking at my stuff as he set up the breakfast tray on the table. i was groggy from sleep and gave him a tip, he thanked me and i could see he was look at my wood as he left the room. it was a turn on to see the expression on his face.

U r too lucky to do that. I will try this idea with my wife

One day i m at hotel at my room and my wife sleeping next to me totaly naked and me also and then there was voice of my frnd coming to my room and he open my door and i dont get the time to cover my wife and after that he react very emberissed then after 5 min my wife awaken and she forgeten him after that we enjoy nude body

Once,

I have ones this kind of experience ...

Nice ...

Wow! Great post's! After reading everyone of them over a week and being a traveling man myself, I decided to try out surprising housekeeping on one of my trips. I just come off one of those trips and here is my story. I checked into my room early around 2pm and noticed that housekeeping was still cleaning some of the rooms on my floor. As I got to my room a young spanish lady was cleaning the room next to mine. I said hi and went into my room and put my plan into action. I immediately stripped as if planning to take a shower. Started the water in the shower and then hid the soaps that were in the bathroom. I slowly opened my door so that I was showing ever so little and asked the young housekeeper for some soap telling her there was none in the bathroom. Knowing that she could see me (all of me) from the expressions on her face, she started apologizing while getting the soap from her cart. I stuck my hand out for it but she would have nothing to do with that. Still apologizing she said in broken english while pushing my door open, "I will put in bathroom for you". As she is walking in her eyes never leave my body until she puts the soap in the bathroom. She lays the soap in the bathroom, turns around, again looking me up and down as I am still holding the door open and says, "Thank you sir for allowing me to put the soap in the room, I enjoy the view". She then walks out without me being able to say a word. What a thrill it was though! I was able to please myself twice that evening from the exhiliration of it all! This was a first for me but certainly will not be a last!

I'll be staying at a hotel this weekend, and am keen to try out again. Any advice?