The She Woman Man Hater Thread!

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ComeGetSome wrote:

<quoted text>So like getting a hard on it's a response. Ohhhhhmaaaaaaaan I thought it was natural to walk around with a hard on all the time.....Maybe it's thinking of my wife all the time that is my response to her......Ya know like f*ck her.....
Disclaimer I meant nothing wrong with the statement above purely sexual.
I love you so much that I can't think of my life with out you in it. You are my world, my life, my meaning to everything. You truly do Save ME!

Lucy Ricardo wrote:

Hey Everyone -
If anyone wants to help Dave_Pal_Fla learn Pig Latin, here's a new thread:
http://www.wordplays.com/fcgi-bin/pig.pl

Lucy Ricardo wrote:

Goodnight, after the last few days, I needed a good laugh.

Darwin the Baptist wrote:

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ROFL!!
Yeah, that's it ... I'm not silly I just have blood flow issues!

Lucy Ricardo wrote:

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Hola, Jackie,
Se algun espanol de la escuela secundaria.
Practico el espanol.
Podria usted oponerse si le escribo en espanol?
Uso este eslabon para ayudarme.
http://free-translation.imtranslator.net/...
Mi marido y yo podemos ser la separacion. Tal vez en dos semanas. Me siento muy triste hoy.
Espero que podamos reconciliar. Pero no pienso que el quiere a.
Como son usted?
Buenos Noches.

Gatormeister wrote:

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I have a message for you from Dave"
Iyay annaway uckfay youryay illysay assyay uckingfay ainsbray outyay

Gatormeister wrote:

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There's a laugh for ya. I posted the other one just to see if I'd get any "Be polite" warning.

Jackie - A very upset fan wrote:

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Lo siento, pero puedo preguntar porque vas a separate de su esposo?

Jackie - A very upset fan wrote:

Well good morning all.
wheres the coffee

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Hanover Fist wrote:

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Mmmmmm, hot bean water.....
tasty.

Jackie - A very upset fan wrote:

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lol, not as tasty as menudo
basically meat of the inner intestines of a pig cooked in a spicey soup
Now thats yummy

Jackie - A very upset fan wrote:

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lol, not as tasty as menudo
basically meat of the inner intestines of a pig cooked in a spicey soup
Now thats yummy

Hanover Fist wrote:

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Thanks a ton .... CLEAN UP ON ISLE #3.

Hanover Fist wrote:

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Also Menudo was an all boy band , when I was growing up.
If that what their name meant it explains alot.

Jackie - A very upset fan wrote:

look hanover, you might think these dishes are nasty but its dishes from my culture. you should try them. Honestly its very good.

Hanover Fist wrote:

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Your probably right, at one time I was a very picky eater, my woman has cured me of some of it.
I'll try most anything now days, where as ten years ago I wouldn't even consider it.My self I'm German and Irish and in Missouri, I'm sure we have a few dishes that wouldn't escape sarcasm/criticism.
I didn't even consider your culture, and I didn't mean to offend if I did. My ignorance demands a spanking, that'll straiten me out. ;)

Jackie - A very upset fan wrote:

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lol im not offended but I'll be more then happy to give you some spanking :)
I spank pretty hard so... dont complain