ROTFLOL!!!!!! Oh, this one is beyond the pale. The Catholic Church, who brought the world the Bible centuries before the KJV.. and you profess that the Pope doesn't understand it??? How many hours of sleep do you lose each night to come up with this nonsense?
Heaven/Hell, prophecies coming true, demon possession, holy meal sacrifice, initiation by baptism, holy spirits, immortal son of God, miracle working man/god, eternal salvation......were ALL common elements in ancient mediterranean cultures centuries before Jesus was even thought of.
The elements of Christianity doesn't come from Jesus, its comes from the accumulation of legends, and theologies of other religious leaders who came a thousand years before........don't you know that?
If you read your bible, and if you allow yourself without fear, to read and learn about religious history long before the bible you will quickly learn that MOST of the customs, traditions and elements of christianity were not UNIQUE to Jesus.