Teach Children That Jesus Sucks

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Jesus_H_Christ

Pittsburgh, PA

#1 Mar 16, 2012
If Jesus was anything like the right wing fundie tebaggers in America, then a healthy animosity towards Jesus must be taught to young children.

jesus was a lot more like some stoned hippy that thought the world was about to end. He would have been shocked if you told him that there would be Crusades and wars in his name 1000 years later.

Facts don't matter when your dealing with modern American Xians.

“Oderint dum metuant”

Since: Mar 12

Main Street

#2 Mar 16, 2012
Jesus_H_Christ wrote:
If Jesus was anything like the right wing fundie tebaggers in America, then a healthy animosity towards Jesus must be taught to young children.
jesus was a lot more like some stoned hippy that thought the world was about to end. He would have been shocked if you told him that there would be Crusades and wars in his name 1000 years later.
Facts don't matter when your dealing with modern American Xians.
Are you being serious? Is this a joke? Have you been eating paint chips lately? Fresh or stale? Need a hug?
Jesus_H_Christ

Pittsburgh, PA

#3 Mar 16, 2012
Strange Smoke wrote:
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Are you being serious? Is this a joke? Have you been eating paint chips lately? Fresh or stale? Need a hug?
Of course I am being serious. Religion is the worst thing to happen to humanity. Nearly every war and form of persecution was over religion.

jesus was part of a doomsday cult and never would have imagined that things would turn out the way they did.

“Oderint dum metuant”

Since: Mar 12

Main Street

#4 Mar 16, 2012
No, you have it all wrong. Nearly every war that was formed around "religion" was using that as a scapegoat to cover their true intentions. Most wars always boil down to money. In some way some how, the root of all evil is money. You cannot blame religion. Religion is a scapegoat, not a plague on humanity. Jesus also had no part in it. He is but a casualty of war.

If someone shoots another person. Do you blame the gun? Or do you blame the person who fired it? A lot of people use the Bible and Christianity as a gun. We can come to common grounds there if you like.
Hom O Bama

Mayfield, KY

#5 Mar 16, 2012
Jesus_H_Christ wrote:
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Of course I am being serious. Religion is the worst thing to happen to humanity. Nearly every war and form of persecution was over religion.
jesus was part of a doomsday cult and never would have imagined that things would turn out the way they did.
Shut up liberal homo the only doomsday cult are homosexuals and AIDS is there doom ! Yes you arre another mentally ill bitter Obama hate filled loser probably still living at home sponging off your momma dependasnt like all liberal idiots clueless bitter and lost.
Hom O Bama

Mayfield, KY

#6 Mar 16, 2012
Strange Smoke wrote:
No, you have it all wrong. Nearly every war that was formed around "religion" was using that as a scapegoat to cover their true intentions. Most wars always boil down to money. In some way some how, the root of all evil is money. You cannot blame religion. Religion is a scapegoat, not a plague on humanity. Jesus also had no part in it. He is but a casualty of war.
If someone shoots another person. Do you blame the gun? Or do you blame the person who fired it? A lot of people use the Bible and Christianity as a gun. We can come to common grounds there if you like.
I blame liberals and the far left they are fecal eating fools like yourself. Move out of mommys house and get a life. Do not be a clueless liberal idiot blaming everyone else for your problems..Go occupy a job loser

“Oderint dum metuant”

Since: Mar 12

Main Street

#7 Mar 16, 2012
Hom O Bama wrote:
<quoted text> I blame liberals and the far left they are fecal eating fools like yourself. Move out of mommys house and get a life. Do not be a clueless liberal idiot blaming everyone else for your problems..Go occupy a job loser
For one, I am not a far left anything. I am an even minded person who weighs pros and cons. I do not live in my mothers house, and I have a life.

Now to go into your stupid ass comment a bit further. As far as clueless, that seems to fit you just fine. Considering you do not clearly see that I am blaming NO ONE for MY problems. I simply clarified the main root of any war. Now if you have anything INTELLIGENT you would like to add, be my guest. Otherwise if you would kindly shut your cocktrap, I would be very pleased. Maybe you need to try and comprehend the subject of a post before you try to flame the author. You either are semi-retarded, or do not know the English language well.

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