Satin is my god

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anonomusss Joined: Mar 2, 2008 Comments: 28 Brisbane, Australia	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #1 Mar 4, 2008 Judged: 7 3 2 he is my life
Wills Girl 2 “If you only had a brain......” Joined: Feb 22, 2008 Comments: 2375 Rhinelander, WI	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2 Mar 4, 2008 Judged: 4 1 1 anonomusss wrote: he is my life Satin is a fabric dips**t! LMAOROFL! You worship FABRIC! LOL Oh I needed that LOL
Wills Girl 2 “If you only had a brain......” Joined: Feb 22, 2008 Comments: 2375 Rhinelander, WI	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #3 Mar 4, 2008 Judged: 4 1 1 OHHHHH YOU sassy satin worshipper you! LMAOROFL! I suppose if I were going to worship a fabric I'd pick silk its softer then satin. LOL Here's your sign dude! This thread takes the cake! LOL A satin worshipper! LMFAO! I'm crying I'm laughing so hard right now!
beachball “WIP ~ Quiesco In Pacis” Joined: May 15, 2007 Comments: 5062 The Dairy Case ISP Location: Addison, IL	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #4 Mar 4, 2008 Judged: 2 2 1 I just love Satin! I have Satin bed sheets and a Satin robe.
thats right Wilkesboro, NC	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #5 Mar 4, 2008 Judged: 1 1 lol hehe i like cotten
carbon “We need a Kaluha pop-tart!” Joined: May 30, 2007 Comments: 1469 Troy, MO ISP Location: Augusta, MO	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #7 Mar 4, 2008 Judged: 1 1 I prefer a soft 100 % cotton
I TRIP ON MY HOT DOG Whittier, CA	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #8 Mar 4, 2008 Judged: 2 1 Satan was at my front door, but satin came and made him slip away.
HA HA Surrey, Canada	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #10 Mar 4, 2008 Judged: 2 1 beachball wrote: I just love Satin! I have Satin bed sheets and a Satin robe. HMMNN..a "satin" worshipper..you aren't trying to pull the "wool" over our eyes are ya?......the next time ya get on the internet to "spin a yarn"..at least spell it right....okay?

Straight Up “To a truceholds up glass” Joined: Mar 12, 2007 Comments: 1778 BFE, no joke ISP Location: Mayfield, KY	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #11 Mar 4, 2008 Judged: 14 10 2 anonomusss wrote: he is my life "Thou shalt have no other fabric before me." Nylon 2:10 "You will worship your god, Cotton, before any other, lest ye perish and spend eternity in the fires of industrial steam irons all the days of your afterlife." Polyester 6:19-20 I worship Cotton, the 100% true fabric god. NO others can possibly compare. You will burn forever under the heat of irons unless you see the truth and come to know Cotton as your one true god. Please, know that I sew (pray) for you daily, that you will come to know Cotton as I do. sorry couldn't resist
Gatormeister “"Let the Blood Flow"” Joined: Dec 29, 2007 Comments: 4648 Gatorville ISP Location: Morenci, MI	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #12 Mar 4, 2008 Judged: 1 beachball wrote: I just love Satin! I have Satin bed sheets and a Satin robe. For satin' sake don't tell anonomusss or your place will be robbed.
Gatormeister “"Let the Blood Flow"” Joined: Dec 29, 2007 Comments: 4648 Gatorville ISP Location: Morenci, MI	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #13 Mar 4, 2008 Judged: 2 2 Straight Up wrote: <quoted text> "Thou shalt have no other fabric before me." Nylon 2:10 "You will worship your god, Cotton, before any other, lest ye perish and spend eternity in the fires of industrial steam irons all the days of your afterlife." Polyester 6:19-20 I worship Cotton, the 100% true fabric god. NO others can possibly compare. You will burn forever under the heat of irons unless you see the truth and come to know Cotton as your one true god. Please, know that I sew (pray) for you daily, that you will come to know Cotton as I do. sorry couldn't resist Excellent. What if someone strayed to hemp for a short time?
Wills Girl 2 “If you only had a brain......” Joined: Feb 22, 2008 Comments: 2375 Rhinelander, WI	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #14 Mar 4, 2008 Judged: 1 1 Straight Up wrote: <quoted text> "Thou shalt have no other fabric before me." Nylon 2:10 "You will worship your god, Cotton, before any other, lest ye perish and spend eternity in the fires of industrial steam irons all the days of your afterlife." Polyester 6:19-20 I worship Cotton, the 100% true fabric god. NO others can possibly compare. You will burn forever under the heat of irons unless you see the truth and come to know Cotton as your one true god. Please, know that I sew (pray) for you daily, that you will come to know Cotton as I do. sorry couldn't resist LMAOROFL! Hilarious!
instantkarma1 “Every new beginning comes from” Joined: Jan 8, 2008 Comments: 1032 some other beginning's end. ISP Location: Bernie, MO	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #15 Mar 4, 2008 Judged: 1 1 Straight Up wrote: <quoted text> "Thou shalt have no other fabric before me." Nylon 2:10 "You will worship your god, Cotton, before any other, lest ye perish and spend eternity in the fires of industrial steam irons all the days of your afterlife." Polyester 6:19-20 I worship Cotton, the 100% true fabric god. NO others can possibly compare. You will burn forever under the heat of irons unless you see the truth and come to know Cotton as your one true god. Please, know that I sew (pray) for you daily, that you will come to know Cotton as I do. sorry couldn't resist ROTFLMFAO......hahahahahahahah a...snort..... Bowing to the one true fabric God...Cotton. Get thee behind me Satin...
seventies chick Ozark, MO	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #16 Mar 4, 2008 Judged: 2 1 1 Wish i was in the land of Cotton,Old times there are not forgotten, Look away look away look away Satin man" ROFL....
HA HA Surrey, Canada	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #17 Mar 4, 2008 Judged: 1 Straight Up wrote: <quoted text> "Thou shalt have no other fabric before me." Nylon 2:10 "You will worship your god, Cotton, before any other, lest ye perish and spend eternity in the fires of industrial steam irons all the days of your afterlife." Polyester 6:19-20 I worship Cotton, the 100% true fabric god. NO others can possibly compare. You will burn forever under the heat of irons unless you see the truth and come to know Cotton as your one true god. Please, know that I sew (pray) for you daily, that you will come to know Cotton as I do. sorry couldn't resist LOVE the humor.. roflmao!
Wills Girl 2 “If you only had a brain......” Joined: Feb 22, 2008 Comments: 2375 Rhinelander, WI	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #18 Mar 4, 2008 Gatormeister wrote: <quoted text> Excellent. What if someone strayed to hemp for a short time? OOOOOO Satin's right hand man. LOL Cotton Will forgive you and let you breath and ease your chafing! But stay away from the wool!
Straight Up “To a truceholds up glass” Joined: Mar 12, 2007 Comments: 1778 BFE, no joke ISP Location: Mayfield, KY	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #19 Mar 4, 2008 Judged: 1 Gatormeister wrote: <quoted text> Excellent. What if someone strayed to hemp for a short time? Then naturally they would suffer the worst levels of eternity, constantly being surrounded by smoke, eternallly suffering from the munchies. There would be no high, nor any chips or any other snacks around to sate the munchies. A truly sad afterlife. I don't recommend it. LOL
Sutra Salt Lake City, UT	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #20 Mar 4, 2008 Judged: 1 Straight Up wrote: <quoted text> "Thou shalt have no other fabric before me." Nylon 2:10 "You will worship your god, Cotton, before any other, lest ye perish and spend eternity in the fires of industrial steam irons all the days of your afterlife." Polyester 6:19-20 I worship Cotton, the 100% true fabric god. NO others can possibly compare. You will burn forever under the heat of irons unless you see the truth and come to know Cotton as your one true god. Please, know that I sew (pray) for you daily, that you will come to know Cotton as I do. sorry couldn't resist Holy shit. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time!
dinermama “Have you adopted a child today” Joined: Nov 14, 2007 Comments: 2053 Somewhere in the USA ISP Location: Pompton Lakes, NJ	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #21 Mar 4, 2008 Judged: 2 I actually think that satin is way too slippery for me but to each his own, right?
Nettiebelle “just me” Joined: Feb 1, 2008 Comments: 3707 Dothan, AL ISP Location: Dothan, AL	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #22 Mar 4, 2008 Straight Up wrote: <quoted text> "Thou shalt have no other fabric before me." Nylon 2:10 "You will worship your god, Cotton, before any other, lest ye perish and spend eternity in the fires of industrial steam irons all the days of your afterlife." Polyester 6:19-20 I worship Cotton, the 100% true fabric god. NO others can possibly compare. You will burn forever under the heat of irons unless you see the truth and come to know Cotton as your one true god. Please, know that I sew (pray) for you daily, that you will come to know Cotton as I do. sorry couldn't resist i just loved this one! now, darn it, i have got to have some cotton pj's. and throw those pagan satin ones away.

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anonomusss Joined: Mar 2, 2008 Comments: 28 Brisbane, Australia	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #1 Mar 4, 2008 Judged: 7 3 2 he is my life
Wills Girl 2 “If you only had a brain......” Joined: Feb 22, 2008 Comments: 2375 Rhinelander, WI	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2 Mar 4, 2008 Judged: 4 1 1 anonomusss wrote: he is my life Satin is a fabric dips**t! LMAOROFL! You worship FABRIC! LOL Oh I needed that LOL
Wills Girl 2 “If you only had a brain......” Joined: Feb 22, 2008 Comments: 2375 Rhinelander, WI	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #3 Mar 4, 2008 Judged: 4 1 1 OHHHHH YOU sassy satin worshipper you! LMAOROFL! I suppose if I were going to worship a fabric I'd pick silk its softer then satin. LOL Here's your sign dude! This thread takes the cake! LOL A satin worshipper! LMFAO! I'm crying I'm laughing so hard right now!
beachball “WIP ~ Quiesco In Pacis” Joined: May 15, 2007 Comments: 5062 The Dairy Case ISP Location: Addison, IL	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #4 Mar 4, 2008 Judged: 2 2 1 I just love Satin! I have Satin bed sheets and a Satin robe.
thats right Wilkesboro, NC	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #5 Mar 4, 2008 Judged: 1 1 lol hehe i like cotten
carbon “We need a Kaluha pop-tart!” Joined: May 30, 2007 Comments: 1469 Troy, MO ISP Location: Augusta, MO	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #7 Mar 4, 2008 Judged: 1 1 I prefer a soft 100 % cotton
I TRIP ON MY HOT DOG Whittier, CA	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #8 Mar 4, 2008 Judged: 2 1 Satan was at my front door, but satin came and made him slip away.
HA HA Surrey, Canada	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #10 Mar 4, 2008 Judged: 2 1 beachball wrote: I just love Satin! I have Satin bed sheets and a Satin robe. HMMNN..a "satin" worshipper..you aren't trying to pull the "wool" over our eyes are ya?......the next time ya get on the internet to "spin a yarn"..at least spell it right....okay?

Straight Up “To a truceholds up glass” Joined: Mar 12, 2007 Comments: 1778 BFE, no joke ISP Location: Mayfield, KY	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #11 Mar 4, 2008 Judged: 14 10 2 anonomusss wrote: he is my life "Thou shalt have no other fabric before me." Nylon 2:10 "You will worship your god, Cotton, before any other, lest ye perish and spend eternity in the fires of industrial steam irons all the days of your afterlife." Polyester 6:19-20 I worship Cotton, the 100% true fabric god. NO others can possibly compare. You will burn forever under the heat of irons unless you see the truth and come to know Cotton as your one true god. Please, know that I sew (pray) for you daily, that you will come to know Cotton as I do. sorry couldn't resist
Gatormeister “"Let the Blood Flow"” Joined: Dec 29, 2007 Comments: 4648 Gatorville ISP Location: Morenci, MI	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #12 Mar 4, 2008 Judged: 1 beachball wrote: I just love Satin! I have Satin bed sheets and a Satin robe. For satin' sake don't tell anonomusss or your place will be robbed.
Gatormeister “"Let the Blood Flow"” Joined: Dec 29, 2007 Comments: 4648 Gatorville ISP Location: Morenci, MI	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #13 Mar 4, 2008 Judged: 2 2 Straight Up wrote: <quoted text> "Thou shalt have no other fabric before me." Nylon 2:10 "You will worship your god, Cotton, before any other, lest ye perish and spend eternity in the fires of industrial steam irons all the days of your afterlife." Polyester 6:19-20 I worship Cotton, the 100% true fabric god. NO others can possibly compare. You will burn forever under the heat of irons unless you see the truth and come to know Cotton as your one true god. Please, know that I sew (pray) for you daily, that you will come to know Cotton as I do. sorry couldn't resist Excellent. What if someone strayed to hemp for a short time?
Wills Girl 2 “If you only had a brain......” Joined: Feb 22, 2008 Comments: 2375 Rhinelander, WI	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #14 Mar 4, 2008 Judged: 1 1 Straight Up wrote: <quoted text> "Thou shalt have no other fabric before me." Nylon 2:10 "You will worship your god, Cotton, before any other, lest ye perish and spend eternity in the fires of industrial steam irons all the days of your afterlife." Polyester 6:19-20 I worship Cotton, the 100% true fabric god. NO others can possibly compare. You will burn forever under the heat of irons unless you see the truth and come to know Cotton as your one true god. Please, know that I sew (pray) for you daily, that you will come to know Cotton as I do. sorry couldn't resist LMAOROFL! Hilarious!
instantkarma1 “Every new beginning comes from” Joined: Jan 8, 2008 Comments: 1032 some other beginning's end. ISP Location: Bernie, MO	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #15 Mar 4, 2008 Judged: 1 1 Straight Up wrote: <quoted text> "Thou shalt have no other fabric before me." Nylon 2:10 "You will worship your god, Cotton, before any other, lest ye perish and spend eternity in the fires of industrial steam irons all the days of your afterlife." Polyester 6:19-20 I worship Cotton, the 100% true fabric god. NO others can possibly compare. You will burn forever under the heat of irons unless you see the truth and come to know Cotton as your one true god. Please, know that I sew (pray) for you daily, that you will come to know Cotton as I do. sorry couldn't resist ROTFLMFAO......hahahahahahahah a...snort..... Bowing to the one true fabric God...Cotton. Get thee behind me Satin...
seventies chick Ozark, MO	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #16 Mar 4, 2008 Judged: 2 1 1 Wish i was in the land of Cotton,Old times there are not forgotten, Look away look away look away Satin man" ROFL....
HA HA Surrey, Canada	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #17 Mar 4, 2008 Judged: 1 Straight Up wrote: <quoted text> "Thou shalt have no other fabric before me." Nylon 2:10 "You will worship your god, Cotton, before any other, lest ye perish and spend eternity in the fires of industrial steam irons all the days of your afterlife." Polyester 6:19-20 I worship Cotton, the 100% true fabric god. NO others can possibly compare. You will burn forever under the heat of irons unless you see the truth and come to know Cotton as your one true god. Please, know that I sew (pray) for you daily, that you will come to know Cotton as I do. sorry couldn't resist LOVE the humor.. roflmao!
Wills Girl 2 “If you only had a brain......” Joined: Feb 22, 2008 Comments: 2375 Rhinelander, WI	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #18 Mar 4, 2008 Gatormeister wrote: <quoted text> Excellent. What if someone strayed to hemp for a short time? OOOOOO Satin's right hand man. LOL Cotton Will forgive you and let you breath and ease your chafing! But stay away from the wool!
Straight Up “To a truceholds up glass” Joined: Mar 12, 2007 Comments: 1778 BFE, no joke ISP Location: Mayfield, KY	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #19 Mar 4, 2008 Judged: 1 Gatormeister wrote: <quoted text> Excellent. What if someone strayed to hemp for a short time? Then naturally they would suffer the worst levels of eternity, constantly being surrounded by smoke, eternallly suffering from the munchies. There would be no high, nor any chips or any other snacks around to sate the munchies. A truly sad afterlife. I don't recommend it. LOL
Sutra Salt Lake City, UT	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #20 Mar 4, 2008 Judged: 1 Straight Up wrote: <quoted text> "Thou shalt have no other fabric before me." Nylon 2:10 "You will worship your god, Cotton, before any other, lest ye perish and spend eternity in the fires of industrial steam irons all the days of your afterlife." Polyester 6:19-20 I worship Cotton, the 100% true fabric god. NO others can possibly compare. You will burn forever under the heat of irons unless you see the truth and come to know Cotton as your one true god. Please, know that I sew (pray) for you daily, that you will come to know Cotton as I do. sorry couldn't resist Holy shit. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time!
dinermama “Have you adopted a child today” Joined: Nov 14, 2007 Comments: 2053 Somewhere in the USA ISP Location: Pompton Lakes, NJ	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #21 Mar 4, 2008 Judged: 2 I actually think that satin is way too slippery for me but to each his own, right?
Nettiebelle “just me” Joined: Feb 1, 2008 Comments: 3707 Dothan, AL ISP Location: Dothan, AL	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #22 Mar 4, 2008 Straight Up wrote: <quoted text> "Thou shalt have no other fabric before me." Nylon 2:10 "You will worship your god, Cotton, before any other, lest ye perish and spend eternity in the fires of industrial steam irons all the days of your afterlife." Polyester 6:19-20 I worship Cotton, the 100% true fabric god. NO others can possibly compare. You will burn forever under the heat of irons unless you see the truth and come to know Cotton as your one true god. Please, know that I sew (pray) for you daily, that you will come to know Cotton as I do. sorry couldn't resist i just loved this one! now, darn it, i have got to have some cotton pj's. and throw those pagan satin ones away.

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