Bear Eats Oatmeal in Woman's Kitchen

MRS wrote:

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First of all, it is so old and stale, does it lose it's effectiveness?
Secondly, I think that I would get flack from everyone I know.(Because, those who know me know that I would have to tell, I can't keep a secret for ever you know!)
I have to confess. Follow me?

Well about the only thing I see that's bad about weed is the law against it. It is true that some folks seem to think that it is necessary to be toking it 24/7 but when used at the right time in moderation it can definitely improve a fun time. Too much of it makes people lazy and complacent but the worst thing I ever did when I was high was I ate the last hostess cupcake in my wifes private stash. This has nothing to do with bears eating oatmeal but what the heck.

Just Thinking wrote:

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Well about the only thing I see that's bad about weed is the law against it. It is true that some folks seem to think that it is necessary to be toking it 24/7 but when used at the right time in moderation it can definitely improve a fun time. Too much of it makes people lazy and complacent but the worst thing I ever did when I was high was I ate the last hostess cupcake in my wifes private stash. This has nothing to do with bears eating oatmeal but what the heck.

Moderation in life is key.

KK just opened a new thread about legalizing pot in Nevada if you want to continue in that areana.

Maybe the bear was stoned?

Just Thinking wrote:

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the worst thing I ever did when I was high was I ate the last hostess cupcake in my wifes private stash

No comment from Debbysnack!!!!! LOL!!!!

Just Thinking wrote:

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Bears broke into my friends cabin in northern Michigan and ate his couch, cushions and all. They left the springs. I guess they had enough iron in their systems already. I had no idea they needed vinyl and foam rubber in their diets.

This may have been part of the goverments secert plan to teach bears to find drugs.

Matilda wrote:

pardon my ignorance but what's a doober?????

you maybe asking what is a " doobie " . That is a joint of pot. this is where the rock group " Dobbie brothers got thier name " In addition you are NOT ignorant , you were smart to ask the qustion . A person betters themselves by asking questions and educating themselve. Please dont be hard on yourself.

clyde caddy wrote:

<quoted text> This may have been part of the goverments secert plan to teach bears to find drugs.

I wish they're hurry with the training program and get these bears into service.

MRS wrote:

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I wish they're hurry with the training program and get these bears into service.

I'm waiting for the Adopt a Bear program. I picked out a name already....Smokey....Yes, how original of me! LOL!!!

clyde caddy wrote:

<quoted text>you maybe asking what is a " doobie " . That is a joint of pot. this is where the rock group " Dobbie brothers got thier name " In addition you are NOT ignorant , you were smart to ask the qustion . A person betters themselves by asking questions and educating themselve. Please dont be hard on yourself.

Aw thank you clyde caddy!!!!!

ohhhhhh I would love an adopt a bear tooo!!!!! maybe I can call mine Yogi!!!!

" for every bear that ever there was, has gathered there today because, today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic"

Matilda wrote:

" for every bear that ever there was, has gathered there today because, today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic"

How cute! Now you have me remembering my childhood....

Fuzzywuzzy was a bear
But Fuzzywuzzy had no hair
If Fuzzywuzzy had no hair
Fuzzywuzzy was no bear
Wuzzy?

Many years ago.......LOL!

Debbysnack wrote:

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I'm waiting for the Adopt a Bear program. I picked out a name already....Smokey....Yes, how original of me! LOL!!!

I like it. ")

Matilda wrote:

" for every bear that ever there was, has gathered there today because, today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic"

Where is this from? Teddy Bear's picnic? Is a poem or nursery rhyme?

And it was JUST RIGHT.

Teddy Bears Picnic, MRS. And its a song I guess you could call it a nursery rhyme.

Actually I heard that Winnie the Pooh arrived in the kitchen as well, but he was very disappointed as there seemed to be a lack of honey in this woman's cupboards so he ran off in a huff!

Just Thinking wrote:

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Bears broke into my friends cabin in northern Michigan and ate his couch, cushions and all. They left the springs. I guess they had enough iron in their systems already. I had no idea they needed vinyl and foam rubber in their diets.

I am no bear expert. But I have a cabin in the remote area of eastern Taney County Mo. In the last month a bear has, pulled down and destroyed a barrel feeder intended for deer, entered two different hunting blinds(one of which was wooden and permenant pulled an 25 lb boat seat type chair with lots of foam padding - ate that) pulled down my scout camera only after being photographed, ate parts of three ATV type seats at the cabin. Hope the door holds it from coming into the cabin..........

Two winters ago I had a bear experience. I was asleep and the sound of rustling leaves outside woke me up. I peeked into the dark, barely bathed by anemic light. I saw a little figure walking down the hill beteeen the naked trees. At first, I thought it was the neighbour's dog. Then the curve and rolling of the walk told me 'twas a black bear. I saw it dragging something. I watched until it went away. Come to find out, it had taken my rubbermaid dumpster and had dragged off the lid. I found the lid down there next day. Since then, I don't leave out garbage except the morn of garbaqge day each week.

It was cute in the dim light of night but that should not fool you. Bears are dangerous and feral. Their entire head is full of musculature to chomp and mangle. They have a keen sense of smell and have found their way into urban areas following the junk food smells in the dumpsters. They don't like surprises and can charge you at 30 mls/hr.

Keep garbage indoors in the appropriate garbage bags until 'tis garbage day. Always put on your light and make some noises when leaving your house at night if you live in areas with certain kinds of wildlife. hat warns them and they run off.

I thought it was porridge? And who ate the other TWO BEARS??????

Just Thinking wrote:

I found a half a doober on the shelf in the garage the other day. Of course I destroyed it immediately. winking
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Do bears smoke doobers?