Bear Eats Oatmeal in Woman's Kitchen

Boo Boo and Yogi must have lost their pic-a-nik basket along the way from Jelly Stone Park when they left on vacation. People, if there's a wooded area near your home, keep your windows and doors closed. Bears are hungry animals and demand food...

leo from cornelia wrote:

THE LITTLE BEAR WAS JUST HUNGRY, LOST, LOOKING FOR A BETTER LIFE. PLEASE, BUSHIE DECLARE AMNESTY FOR LITTLE BEARS EATING OATMEAL IN THE KITCHEN.

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!! You bring up a valid point!

The bear must have sensed instinctively, as quite a few animals do when they find appropriate medicinal plants for distressing ailments, that oatmeal is good for you. It is certainly good for us in lowering cholesterol, and in providing health-giving fiber.

cktirumalai wrote:

The bear must have sensed instinctively, as quite a few animals do when they find appropriate medicinal plants for distressing ailments, that oatmeal is good for you. It is certainly good for us in lowering cholesterol, and in providing health-giving fiber.

Bears broke into my friends cabin in northern Michigan and ate his couch, cushions and all. They left the springs. I guess they had enough iron in their systems already. I had no idea they needed vinyl and foam rubber in their diets.

Just Thinking wrote:

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Bears broke into my friends cabin in northern Michigan and ate his couch, cushions and all. They left the springs. I guess they had enough iron in their systems already. I had no idea they needed vinyl and foam rubber in their diets.

Poor Bears!! Trying to be all fluffy like a stuffed animal!

Just Thinking wrote:

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Bears broke into my friends cabin in northern Michigan and ate his couch, cushions and all. They left the springs. I guess they had enough iron in their systems already. I had no idea they needed vinyl and foam rubber in their diets.

Somebody left a marshmellow under the cusion.

MRS wrote:

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Somebody left a marshmellow under the cusion.

Or popcorn! There's about a carload of it in my couch.

Just Thinking wrote:

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Or popcorn! There's about a carload of it in my couch.

Yeah, I have a teenager, there's all kinds of stuff under the cusions. I don't even want to go there.(snicker-snicker) I'm going to go and look right now, it's been a while, I bet there's something incriminating just waiting to be discovered.

...cushion... Sorry my bad.

Well... nothing. I was hoping to find that 120 million dollars I mis-placed a while back, but no such luck. Maybe it's under the rug. I'll be back.

I found a half a doober on the shelf in the garage the other day. Of course I destroyed it immediately. winking

MRS wrote:

Well... nothing. I was hoping to find that 120 million dollars I mis-placed a while back, but no such luck. Maybe it's under the rug. I'll be back.

Just Thinking wrote:

I found a half a doober on the shelf in the garage the other day. Of course I destroyed it immediately. winking
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Oh, jeeze. I have one in my dresser draw from a friend. It's been there for quite a long time. Now it's just a trap for my daughter. I know, she knows it there, she knows, I know she knows it there. It's bait. But which one of us will take it?

Destroy it together.

MRS wrote:

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Oh, jeeze. I have one in my dresser draw from a friend. It's been there for quite a long time. Now it's just a trap for my daughter. I know, she knows it there, she knows, I know she knows it there. It's bait. But which one of us will take it?

Bears, Bears?????????? Arghhhhhh Im outta here!!!!!!!!!!

Good morning down under!

Goldilocks wrote:

Bears, Bears?????????? Arghhhhhh Im outta here!!!!!!!!!!

pardon my ignorance but what's a doober?????

Matilda wrote:

pardon my ignorance but what's a doober?????

That would be a certified cigarette.

oh, ok now I get it thank you Debbysnack :) :)

Just Thinking wrote:

Destroy it together.
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First of all, it is so old and stale, does it lose it's effectiveness?

Secondly, I think that I would get flack from everyone I know.(Because, those who know me know that I would have to tell, I can't keep a secret for ever you know!)

I have to confess. Follow me?