Black Japanese watermelon sold at record price

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..Where can I get some of the seeds????

I'm growing watermelons in the back yard, at a $1.98 a seed pack...

Can't possibly taste better than a Chesapeake Bay Jumbo Blue Crab which are selling for just slightly less this year.

I just bought some black speghetti at Target, it was under 2 bucks.

"A black watermelon...was it chicken flavored?"

Even I found this hilarious.
The "orange soda and a pack of kools" was over kill. Be original.
That goes to show you, you know nothing about blacks because everybody knows we smoke Newports limpnuts.

I have no yen for a black watermelon, myself.

Whiskey Charlie wrote:

I have no yen for a black watermelon, myself.

Me either but I wouldn't mind a couple of square ones.

http://www.snopes.com/photos/odd/watermelon.a...

There's more money then brains,for sure. He musta inherited his dough but not the brains.

bbednarz wrote:

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..Where can I get some of the seeds????

Mix all colors of food coloring to get a heavy black.

Water your watermelons, and dark red roses with it,(some even do their hydroponic marijuana with gold ((Hawaiian Gold lookalike)), red ((RedBud lookalike)) or black/brown ((Skunk lookalike))).

Pick some white flowers and put them in a container of food coloring and water to change their color.

NYC via MD wrote:

"A black watermelon...was it chicken flavored?"
Even I found this hilarious.
The "orange soda and a pack of kools" was over kill. Be original.
That goes to show you, you know nothing about blacks because everybody knows we smoke Newports limpnuts.

lol, I agree. It's Newports. Atleast he didn't say Marlboro's, but he knows thats a white thing.

We'll never run out of idiots, will we.

Senate Report: Bush, Cheney Knowingly Lied About Prewar Iraq Intel

He (oneryder) is just chiming in, his programming is not allowing much sleep, and his virgins are all away for senior week...

OneRyder wrote:

Senate Report: Bush, Cheney Knowingly Lied About Prewar Iraq Intel

real old news, can we update the conversation please. and Kerry would have done what?

HG Robinson wrote:

Racists! Racists! Racists! Racists! Racists!
You whites are all the same. You people think all we eat is watermelon, chicken, and drink orange soda. You are a bunch of ignorant cowards.
You just wait until president-elect Obama takes office - our day is coming.

He's half white so maybe he will get into a fight with himself, become incapacitated and Hillary will be president. Whitey wins again!!!

HG Robinson wrote:

Racists! Racists! Racists! Racists! Racists!
You whites are all the same. You people think all we eat is watermelon, chicken, and drink orange soda. You are a bunch of ignorant cowards.
You just wait until president-elect Obama takes office - our day is coming.

First of all Obama is not black - he is of mixed race.

Second, he is not the president-elect.

Third, "You whites are all the same."
is the most racist remark in all these comments."

And fourth, lower class blacks, cant afford chicken, orange soda, or watermelons anymore. But oh those strawberry shakes and a White Castle.

DR StinkFinger wrote:

<quoted text>You got cornholed too much when you were young

Another pervert?

HG Robinson wrote:

Racists! Racists! Racists! Racists! Racists!
You whites are all the same. You people think all we eat is watermelon, chicken, and drink orange soda. You are a bunch of ignorant cowards.
You just wait until president-elect Obama takes office - our day is coming.

Explain yourself if you can and I
don't believe you can.
What does watermelon have to do
with 'ignorant cowards'?

I understand the watermelon and the chicken but the orange soda; I thought it was strickly grape soda.

Making strides in the world....

when i was growing up it was moon pies and grape soda! by the bucket load!

with inflation going full steam it'll look like a bargain in a few months