Dave_Pal_Fla Comments on the RNC

Where have you been, Dave?
We haven't seen you around Topix for a long time.

I'd love to hear your thoughts on the RNC.

After all, you were running for VP a few months ago.

Lucy Ricardo wrote:

Where have you been, Dave?
We haven't seen you around Topix for a long time.
I'd love to hear your thoughts on the RNC.
After all, you were running for VP a few months ago.

He had to get to Minneapolis early to get a good bathroom stall.

beachball wrote:

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He had to get to Minneapolis early to get a good bathroom stall.

Did he bring socks?

PS

That's right, that's the Gatorbutt's thing.

Slandering the name of a great American.

You liberals should be ashamed.

Hey, I'm Dave's friend too.

I wish he would come back from Minneapolis and take me out for a walk.

He's hiding because he's ashamed and let down by Mc Ass and The Moose Killer, and knows it's never gonna happen--and oh yeah Dave--Bush SUCKS!

Mary Magdaline wrote:

He's hiding because he's ashamed and let down by Mc Ass and The Moose Killer, and knows it's never gonna happen--and oh yeah Dave--Bush SUCKS!

Nah, not ashamed at all. Just found bigger battles to fight with people who actually HAVE some intelligence.

McCain/Palin 08! Yeah baby Yeah!!!!!!!!

Mary Magdaline wrote:

He's hiding because he's ashamed and let down by Mc Ass and The Moose Killer, and knows it's never gonna happen--and oh yeah Dave--Bush SUCKS!

Hey Mary!

Dave is still at the convention in the men's room.
I haven't seen him in a long time.

How have you been?

I had temporary insanity and watched the RNC the last 2 days, then couldn't sleep. It made me sick to my stomach.

I know, it was a crazy thing to do. I just wanted to hear what they had to say.

The last time I did that was when Reagan was running for President.

The message is still the same, only the messengers have changed.

Same old bullshyte.

Where is my lipstick? I have a hockey game to go to.

Luce wrote:

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Hey Mary!
Dave is still at the convention in the men's room.
I haven't seen him in a long time.
How have you been?
I had temporary insanity and watched the RNC the last 2 days, then couldn't sleep. It made me sick to my stomach.
I know, it was a crazy thing to do. I just wanted to hear what they had to say.
The last time I did that was when Reagan was running for President.
The message is still the same, only the messengers have changed.
Same old bullshyte.

Luce what's gotten into you girl? There are 10 posts already and you haven't announced to the crowd that you've joined the YMCA? Your slippin!

I am speaking for myself for the first time.
I fired my writers to avoid wasteful govt. spending.

Government needs to stop wasteful spending.
We need the tax dollars for the war.
I even sold a gov. plane on Ebay. to avoid wasteful spending and fired my chef.

See, we can all make sacrifices for the greater good. Senator McCain suffered for years as a POW in Vietnam. He gave his life for his country.

It's time for the American people to stand up for their country and be willing to suffer, as Senator McCain did, even if it means torture.

We need to fight wars to defend our honor. Russia is getting a bit too feisty lately, and we need to put them in their place too.

I promise that the Maverick and the Moosekiller will fight every war that we can to use your tax dollars well and assert our authority around the world.

My son is off to Iraq and I am proud of him.
All people should enlist in the armed forces and fight the war in Iraq or any other war we decide to start. Other countries will bow to our every command. God has given us this task. Murder is the price of freedom.

We need our tax dollars for the war and to drill for oil in Alaska. We know about the environment, but we must drill for oil in Alaska.
We don't want to be dependent on foreign oil we only want to make profit on American oil.

We want to boost our economy by giving more tax cuts to the rich so that the poor have more jobs and can pay the most taxes to fund the rich businesses and the wars we plan to start.

We don't need to worry about global warming. That is just a fairy tale made up by those democratic liberals who like to be community organizers.

When I was mayor, I was a community organizer with a purpose.

Not only was I a hockey mom, but I taught family values to my children by pursuing my career and showing them the value of hard work over family time.

I am a bulldog with lipstick, so, middle class and poor people, don't mess with our tax dollars anymore.

Govt. needs to be smaller.

Let's privatize social security, health insurance and even have parents pay for their children's education by giving them more choices where to send their kids instead of providing funding to the schools.

Let's close more hospitals and make affording a home a thing of the past.

The rich in America need more cheap laborers and it's time to keep the middle class and poor in their place by not wasting govt. dollars to improve their lives in any way.

We will keep open markets so that the American worker can compete for jobs with the cheap laborers overseas.

I also believe that animals should be hunted and killed regularly just for sport. They don't feel pain and if they do, Senator McCain gave his life for his country, let them do the same.

Vegetarians and environmentalists make me sick.
I keep the animial population under control.
Senator McCain and I will keep America under control. The Republican Way.

Dont' vote for Beachball, vote for Senator McCain.

A free tube of lipstick and a gun to the first 1000 voters.

Bill Clinton wrote:

<quoted text>Luce what's gotten into you girl? There are 10 posts already and you haven't announced to the crowd that you've joined the YMCA? Your slippin!

Sorry,

Hey everyone, I've joined the YMCA.

Bill Clinton wrote:

<quoted text>Nah, not ashamed at all. Just found bigger battles to fight with people who actually HAVE some intelligence.
McCain/Palin 08! Yeah baby Yeah!!!!!!!!

Yeah baby Yeah? Well don't you sound like a typical rightwing freehole! Why don't you grab a mooseburger and go meet Dave in the boys room where you can both compare your 1 inch di*ks in the privacy of your own stall! Dipsh*t

Luce wrote:

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Hey Mary!
Dave is still at the convention in the men's room.
I haven't seen him in a long time.
How have you been?
I had temporary insanity and watched the RNC the last 2 days, then couldn't sleep. It made me sick to my stomach.
I know, it was a crazy thing to do. I just wanted to hear what they had to say.
The last time I did that was when Reagan was running for President.
The message is still the same, only the messengers have changed.
Same old bullshyte.

Hi--who are you?

Mary Magdaline wrote:

<quoted text>Hi--who are you?

Lucy Ricardo. I changed my name bc they gave me the nickname of Luce on the She Woman thread.

Luce wrote:

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Lucy Ricardo. I changed my name bc they gave me the nickname of Luce on the She Woman thread.

Oh--Hi! Who's this freehole Bill Clinton? Is it Gamer?

Mary Magdaline wrote:

<quoted text>Oh--Hi! Who's this freehole Bill Clinton? Is it Gamer?

LOL not sure. Have you seen this Book Burning thread? It's a good one.

http://www.topix.com/forum/topstories/TT0UP05...

Dave is back!!

Maybe we can finally hear his thoughts now.

Hey Dave. Welcome back!!!

Hey Dave--screw you!