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Hell is real, who goes there?

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Tuesday Oct 27
 
People who die in their sins without a personal relationship with the Lord Jesus Christ.

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People who sit there at the traffic light even though it has turned green.

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Wednesday Oct 28
 
i go every year.

love to take a pic in front of the sign. in winter when it has ice and snow all over it.

i send the pics to people i know with the caption:

HELL DONE FROZE OVER..........

peeps should really check it out. nice little town.

we are talking Hell, MI right? only hell that exists.

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If you own a computer, you are destined for Hell. Sell your computer now and feed the poor and you may have a chance at Heaven.

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People who answer their cell phone DURING the movie.

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People who put clothing on their dogs and treat them like their own children.

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Wednesday Oct 28
 

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People who steal their co-workers lunches.
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Wednesday Oct 28
 
Bad folks, they go there to fry. We see 'em again at the Fourth of July.

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Wednesday Oct 28
 
Jon & Kate (minus their 8).

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Wednesday Oct 28
 

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The whole cast of Ghost Hunters.

(I mean, really, what makes a bunch of former turd-herders think they can hunt ghosts with a tape recorder and a night-vision camera?)

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People who let their dogs poop in other people's yard.

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Wednesday Oct 28
 
Cheerfully energetic MORNING people.

(You know, the ones awake, cheerful and chirpy at 6am.)

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Wednesday Oct 28
 
Why am the only one here that doesn't find HELL funny?

i sure as HELL don't plan on going there.

The only future plans i make are Eternal.

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Wednesday Oct 28
 
Company-hired motivational speakers.

(Actually, I think that they are on the staff, in Hell. At least it FELT like eternal torment!)
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Wednesday Oct 28
 
90 percent of postal workers and 100 percent of DMV workers.

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Wednesday Oct 28
 
Some of you people might want to think about laughing all the way to hell.

Damn, what's wrong with you guys?

Do you think Heaven is a joke too?

This lifetime is but a blink of the eye compared to Eternity in either Heaven or Hell.

You might want to give this a second thought ...
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Wednesday Oct 28
 
people like me. we believe Satan is very horny due to his 2 horns. we love Satan for not using viagra. it's all natural. :)
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Wednesday Oct 28
 
Harley Riders.

Harley Davidson, they're the best! Ride a mile and walk the rest!

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Wednesday Oct 28
 

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Not Of This World Forever wrote:
Some of you people might want to think about laughing all the way to hell.
Damn, what's wrong with you guys?
Do you think Heaven is a joke too?
This lifetime is but a blink of the eye compared to Eternity in either Heaven or Hell.
You might want to give this a second thought ...
Don't be an asshole.

YOU do not say who does and does not get to go to Hell. It never was your decision, it never will be. YOU are not fit to judge who enters the Kingdom of Heaven, and who is cast into the pit. Only GOD judges.

I am a Christian, and am offended by this type of preaching. It smacks me as "I am better than you" type of Christian.

Which is to say, not a Christian at all.

Worry about your own soul, brother. Mine is doing just fine.

And finally, GOD granted me this sense of humor. YOU may not appreciate it, but HE seems to.

Good luck!
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Wednesday Oct 28
 
Curtis Lowe wrote:
90 percent of postal workers and 100 percent of DMV workers.
Dont forget the meter maids.
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