To democrat 4 life - it wouldn't let me print all of your amazing demands,(too long for both our demands) but everyone can just refer to your previous post anyway. So I thought I should tell you what we Repubs want.What we democrats stand for
What We Tea Bagger Republicans Stand For:
1. We demand that Muslim illegal alien president be put out of office. He is from Kenya and his commie mother planned this secret socialism scheme from the start. We will shut down the government if our demand is not met.
2. No more unions. We expect that the boss of any company can make us work 80 hrs a week with no overtime pay, in filthy or hazardous working conditions, and we can be fired at any time for any reason, period.
3. No education or birth control to help stop abortions. No Planned Parenthood. Those welfare* women who have all the kids with all the daddies don't know or care about birth control or abortion, we've seen to that. And no welfare for those babies! No W.I.C.,let them starve. Make them watch abortion movies if they get any ideas, too. Just pray for them. But that's another demand.
4. Mandatory prayer! Everywhere!(Christian only)
5. We demand that anyone crossing into the U.S. illegally will be shot dead. Women and children are not excluded. If the women and children manage to make it in, refer to demand #3.
6.*No welfare, S.S.I., disability, Social Security or Medicare. Nothing for anybody. Goodbye you poor-ies! Sorry, losers! Worthless moochers! Get a job at McDonald's, you crippled-up old lady!
7. Nobody gets hired but white people. Preferably good-looking women. They can be paid less than men.(Refer to Demand #2.) Think Rand Paul.
8. No FDA, nah, what's a little e-coli? Even though it really WAS the REPUBLICAN mayor of NYC that thought up the dumb idea to make those bladder- busters smaller, the Democrats must have put him up to it! Also, no info labels on food items. Hey kid, I'm sorry if you're allergic to peanuts. Tough luck, you're dead. You slaughter-house guys, it's easy street for you, now! Just throw those poopy entrails in with the ribeyes! No more stupid food rules! Whoo-hoo!
8. No more taxes. Or roads or bridges. No fire, police, school or health departments! No pesky regulations for restaurants! No sewer systems! And you really obscenely rich people will have to move to another country just to get away from the rats!
9. Anyone can have a monopoly, because we're already doing that. Anti-trust bust, anyone? Never heard of it! So huge, conglomerate mega-monopolies can give any amount of money to the candidate of their choice. Oh, we're already doing that too? Silly me. Never mind all of the above demands. If nobody cares about this, we've already won. Or lost. Depending how you look at it.