"Ladies and gentlemen, in the name of diversity, political correctness and all that other garbage, we proudly present Niche Week — a look at a bunch of sports no one really cares about but deserve some love every once in a while."

Is this your lame attempt at humor? If so, you missed the mark.

Why don't you just say, "I think this stuff is crap but I need some filler for my article, so I put this garbage in here to give me more lines."