Birth of a destination

Interesting article, but I found myself wondering: what did you and your children find to do all day?

Barbara McFarland wrote:

Interesting article, but I found myself wondering: what did you and your children find to do all day?

Our new Commander-In-Chief is unique because he has good charismatic christian intellectual powers and he can make the world good and christian. You need to come to Montgomery County, Maryland and engage in our worship and praise of our new president as our new Muslim God and American Prophet. That will improve the economy and get rid of crime and terrorism too. It has been proven true. The christian way is the only way. We are preparing for the Dec. 21,2012 End Of The World and if you worship and praise our new president, you will enter into his personal Heaven with us. That is the good news!

New Age Church wrote:

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(....)The christian way is the only way. We are preparing for the Dec. 21,2012 End Of The World and if you worship and praise our new president, you will enter into his personal Heaven with us. That is the good news!

Thank you for great news on behalf of all Croatians.

I will be ready for Dec 21, 2012 with my passport and a toothbrush.
Since you are so well informed I have a couple of questions.

How to book a place in Croatian part of Heaven?
Are there ethnic borders in Heaven ?

What other essentials should I take with me ?.
Do they have toilet paper in Heaven ? Should I take my medications and driving license with me. Are children allowed to take their computer games and pets with them ?
Do you know the exact time of the end of the world on that particular day ?
There is no point of making lunch for children and putting rubbish bins out if it happens around midday...I guess...

Happy Rapture 2012 Everyone !!!!!!!!!!