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“Cogito Ergo Sum”
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mook wrote: Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says, "Pierre, kiss me!" Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips.
"What are you doing, Pierre?" says the startled Marie. "I am Pierre, the famous French fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I like to have red wine!" She smiles and they start kissing. When things began to heat up a little, Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower."
Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her breasts. "Pierre! What are you doing?", asks the bewildered Marie. "I am Pierre the famous French fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I like to have white wine!" They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up.
Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me lower!" Our hero, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He then strikes a match and lights it on fire. Marie shrieks and dives into the river.
Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms upwards and screams furiously, "PIERRE, what in the hell do you think you're doing?"
Our hero stands up, defiantly, and says, "I am Pierre the famous French fighter pilot! When I go down, I go down in flames!" Excellent ! For all that I had written you off as a clueless loser and a worthless shill to the evil neocon propaganda machine, I thoroughly enjoyed this ! Well done, you worthless piece of trash, well done.
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Johnny English wrote: <quoted text>
Crust its not Britains war, we are trying to withdraw troops ASAP. This is a mess your country created. Unlike your thugs you call troops, we dont arm the Mahdi Army with state of the art weapons. Dont know if you have seen, but Basra has done a hell of alot better than Baghdad.
If the Mahdi Army wants to call a truce and make a chance of it in the new Basra then thats fine with me. Any deal that helps secure peace must be given the chance. Iraq is the country of the men in the Mahdi Army and they must be given a say on what should be done also. If their proposals were unacceptable the British would have rejected them.
Im all for this one, the sooner our men get away from your illegal war the better. And you government and military have no right to complain given the fact you have armed so many foreign militias and have so carelessly killed civilians and coalition troops alike.
Its your war NOT ours. The British people want our men home and our government to stop being such f*cking poodles to yours. So you better prepare your self for the fact that British troops will withdraw before yours. This means Basra will be your responsibility and im willing to bet all that the Brits have managed to do will be undone if or when your mob take over.
Remember your war NOT ours.
Good luck getting your weapons back from the insurgents you so stupidly gave them to. Well you might not get the guns, but your men will probably be given back the bullets if you know what i mean??? All of course when the insurgents manage to dominate their areas of the city and terrorise the local people. Not your war but BP and Shell will make out I'm sure.. and u will burn that product in all your wordly travels and yet still continue to complain
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Nightshift wrote: w would drink you and your junior beers under the table lard arse.
<quoted text> I believe u
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Nightshift wrote: jeez a war with no usa involvement.
<quoted text> Shocking!!!! r u sure? were probably sellin to one side and of course that would be the evil side right?
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“Cogito Ergo Sum”
Joined: Feb 6, 2008
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mook wrote: <quoted text> this is too funny....your boy frankie http://www.youtube.com/watch... Just when I thought you were only a gullible moron, you go and prove that you are actually a vicious, senseless, sly, nasty, swinish and utterly stupid piece of the lowest filth that has ever crawled mewling and biting out of the reject slime of humanity. Bravo, asshole emeritus. The last few months you've spent inside for abusing animals, or children, were regrettably too short. It's nice to see that people like you exist, Mook, because it makes my job easier as I squeeze the trigger. I just imagine it's Mook downrange, and feel a small thrill of vicious pleasure as 7.65 mm's of hot lead smashes that sneering grin away in a shower of blood, gristle and bone...
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“Cogito Ergo Sum”
Joined: Feb 6, 2008
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arbitrageur wrote: <quoted text>
Yes, its a regular all you can eat buffet out there, mais, non?
We've got UN supporters who support Kosovo's independence, and vice versa.
We've got supporters of freedom fighters who don't agree that freedom fighters should have their own breakaway section, and vice versa.
We have supporters of the Kurds who don't think Iraq should be carved up, and vice versa.
We have those who are against US hedgemony but for Russian hedgemony, and vice versa.
And we critique the Russkies for supporting the break away section of Georgia, who are mostly Russian, who want freedom from the rest of Georgia, but we support the breakaway of Kosovo?
It doesn't make sense, but, alas, I think you know what I mean , because you are now talking global leadership, not just US leadership, and many failures there.
I pissed Pierre off with the French/Rwandan thing, and he let me have it, but now he's saying that Russia doesn't want Georgia back?
How about if they join NATO? You just might have hit the nail on the head, there, but you always have more nails. Russia doesn't want Georgia back, but the ethnic Russian breakaway republics that DON'T want to be some part of the neocon NATO alliance in a duplicitous surrounding of and provocation of the Russian republic need a little understanding, here. Whilst I'm no big fan of Putin, or the cold, hard warrior side of the nationalism he represents, but I confess that he's better than the duped Yeltsin and the oligarch rapt of Russia that preceeded him. The whole neocon obsession with restarting the cold war needs stomping out with the heaviest boots available, and the sneering, smirking remains wiped off with Holy cloth, and consigned to the deepest abyss.
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“Cogito Ergo Sum”
Joined: Feb 6, 2008
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Johnny English wrote: <quoted text>
Your barking up the wrong tree chook, i said you should try San Fran if you like that kinda thing. Hi Johnny. Mook was so hard up inside that even the stiffest cons steered past him and his "dropped" soap in fright, now he's out, and has a boner on his mind. Nothing will stop his three inches of muttliness having it's way with any Liberal that crosses his panting path. Except the fact that he's a limp turd loser.
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“Cogito Ergo Sum”
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Nightshift wrote: when u speak to smookster - its like trying to speak to a baboon.
<quoted text> I profess to disagree, Nightshift. A baboon at least has a chance of understanding and comprehending what you are saying, even though it's only an animal lower down the scale of evolution than us. Mook is a definitive moron, a throwback and a reject from Humanity, and that includes the great apes, so he's closer to mud, or amoeba, than anything resembling a Human. Talking to a plank would have more effect, and the answer would be a lot more coherent.
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Nightshift wrote: jeez a war with no usa involvement.
<quoted text> It ain't over yet.
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Joined: Jan 25, 2008
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Johnny English wrote: Frankie wrote:
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The G8 Summit in Japan last month was a painful demonstration of the pitiful state of global cooperation. The world is in deepening crisis. Food prices are soaring. Oil prices are at historic highs. The leading economies are entering a recession. Climate change negotiations are going around in circles. Aid to the poorest countries is stagnant, despite years of promised increases. And yet in this gathering storm it was hard to find a single real accomplishment by the world's leaders. All of the political leaders that went to the summit are deeply unpopular at home, few offer any global leadership. They are weak individually, and even weaker when they get together and display to the world their inability to mobilize real action. The summit amplified the apparent incoherence of American leadership. While we are well past the time when the United States alone could solve any global problems, it does not even try to find shared global solutions. The will to global cooperation was weak even in the Clinton administration, but it has disappeared entirely during the past seven years
Well Frankie the world is changing quickly and India and China are now competing against us for the same resources. But this should just not be happening. The world is not over populated at all, there is enough to go round for everyone so it is probably just incompetent leaders that refuse to cooperate. In post #146429, you'll find Frankie plagarizing again, from at least one source, so its difficult to really tell who you are really agreeing with here, as there is much more to their story than the copied introduction of someone else's. Your capacity to discern this is very disturbing, but it is not the first time, as sometimes you don't know what to think, either, and you copy verbage from others, perhaps to make you look better. Perhaps your bluster is also fake, someone telling you what to write, standing behind you. That's called puppetry, something you've indicated you hate. Do you hate yourself, or do you just copy the answers? http://economictimes.indiatimes.com/Perspecti...
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qrusty wrote: <quoted text>Not your war but BP and Shell will make out I'm sure.. and u will burn that product in all your wordly travels and yet still continue to complain Well BP and Shell primarily work with the North Sea Oil Platforms, but since Prison Bitch has wrecked a nation then its pretty obvious world oil companies will be called in to get the production up and running. But im also sure a good few Texan oil bastards will personaly do better out of it than anyone else. Hey but i suppose the price of losing a war to a 3rd world nation, 4000 men dead and hundreds of thousands of Iraqis dead is not too high. Thinking about it, Bush has no place visiting those Olympics. That c*nt has f*cked off every country on the planet and im surprised the Chinese let him in. It was probably to give him a display of increasing Chinese power and global influence. You do realise your athletes probably wont be cheered on by anyone other than American spectators. Every Olympics i have watched i have seen everyone from every nation clap and cheer all the athletes for their efforts. Except Atlanta 96 when an Australian woman complained the American spectators showed no respect for any athletes other than their own. Apparently everyone was cheering on athletes from all countries except the Americans. China is a country i dislike, but i think they will gain the most medals. But it would be sweet if Iraq or Iran got the most lol Wonder if Prison Bitch would have it in him to congratulate them lol
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Nightshift wrote: jeez a war with no usa involvement.
<quoted text> You'll be changing your story when they take the pipeline, big guy. It goes through Georgia, and all the war mongers think this is going to get bigger. By the way, the Turkish Kurds decided to blow it up today, and its still on fire. Prices in Europe go up, not in the US. Enjoy.
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``We are now seeing a lot more negative surprises coming out of Europe than from the U.S., more so than any time during this credit shock,'' said Jim McCormick, head of currency strategy at Lehman Brothers Holdings Inc. in London.``At the same time, you've got some pretty strong capital inflows to the U.S. We kind of have the perfect circle of fundamentals bumping into strong technicals.'' Euro is falling. http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news...
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Pierre France wrote: <quoted text>Just when I thought you were only a gullible moron, you go and prove that you are actually a vicious, senseless, sly, nasty, swinish and utterly stupid piece of the lowest filth that has ever crawled mewling and biting out of the reject slime of humanity.
Bravo, asshole emeritus.
The last few months you've spent inside for abusing animals, or children, were regrettably too short.
It's nice to see that people like you exist, Mook, because it makes my job easier as I squeeze the trigger.
I just imagine it's Mook downrange, and feel a small thrill of vicious pleasure as 7.65 mm's of hot lead smashes that sneering grin away in a shower of blood, gristle and bone... 7.62 or am I slipping?
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Pierre France wrote: <quoted text>Russia doesn't want Georgia back, but the ethnic Russian breakaway republics that DON'T want to be some part of the neocon NATO alliance in a duplicitous surrounding of and provocation of the Russian republic need a little understanding, here.
Whilst I'm no big fan of Putin, or the cold, hard warrior side of the nationalism he represents, but I confess that he's better than the duped Yeltsin and the oligarch rapt of Russia that preceeded him.
The whole neocon obsession with restarting the cold war needs stomping out with the heaviest boots available, and the sneering, smirking remains wiped off with Holy cloth, and consigned to the deepest abyss. Now all of NATO is neo-con? You're just pissed you didn't see it coming.
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Pierre France wrote: <quoted text>Excellent !
For all that I had written you off as a clueless loser and a worthless shill to the evil neocon propaganda machine, I thoroughly enjoyed this !
Well done, you worthless piece of trash, well done. Otherwise known as a BHC or backhanded compliment ...
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Johnny English wrote: <quoted text>
Crust its not Britains war, we are trying to withdraw troops ASAP. This is a mess your country created. Unlike your thugs you call troops, we dont arm the Mahdi Army with state of the art weapons. Dont know if you have seen, but Basra has done a hell of alot better than Baghdad.
If the Mahdi Army wants to call a truce and make a chance of it in the new Basra then thats fine with me. Any deal that helps secure peace must be given the chance. Iraq is the country of the men in the Mahdi Army and they must be given a say on what should be done also. If their proposals were unacceptable the British would have rejected them.
Im all for this one, the sooner our men get away from your illegal war the better. And you government and military have no right to complain given the fact you have armed so many foreign militias and have so carelessly killed civilians and coalition troops alike.
Its your war NOT ours. The British people want our men home and our government to stop being such f*cking poodles to yours. So you better prepare your self for the fact that British troops will withdraw before yours. This means Basra will be your responsibility and im willing to bet all that the Brits have managed to do will be undone if or when your mob take over.
Remember your war NOT ours.
Good luck getting your weapons back from the insurgents you so stupidly gave them to. Well you might not get the guns, but your men will probably be given back the bullets if you know what i mean??? All of course when the insurgents manage to dominate their areas of the city and terrorise the local people. Johnny the Moronic bigot. Why not just post “USA I hate you” over and over again? You have no factual credibility simply hatred. Hold your breath, stomp your feet, think of insults, stoke your anger, and in the end you will be viewed with the same distain as all other bigots. An incredible waste of passion. If you ever want to help your cause, open a book . It will either change your mind or at least give your hatred some credibility.
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ABs wrote: <quoted text>
But....but.....but....didn't those neocon idiots "WIN" the last cold war? And now with China as our new buddies...did you see that enlightening Primetime report the other night about China and US hegemony...was a truly blissful story...China so intertwined in our economy, and us in theirs...sure is reassuring we have that billion man army on our side for a change...hey Frenchy...you for us or agin' us? Inquiring minds want to know... No, it was not neocons who won the Cold War.
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Likearock wrote: An American, a Frenchman, an Englishman and a Mexican are passengers in a twin engine plane flying over the Atlantic, when an engine loses power and the pilot explains that the plane cannot carry the all 4 of the men.
Having no parachutes… the Englishman stands, goes to the exit, cries out Long Live The Queen and jumps from the plane.
Not long afterwards, this same engine goes completely out… so the pilot announces that there isn’t enough power to carry the load of the 3 remaining men… so, the Frenchman stands, walks to the exit, yells out Viva La France and jumps from the plane.
Shortly after, the second and last engine begins to sputter… and the pilot informs that someone must jump or the plane will crash.
Then the American stands up, walks to the exit, hollers out Remember the Alamo and throws the Mexican out. Har har. Lickarock, meet mook.
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arbitrageur wrote: <quoted text>
That changes everything. I won't use wiki anymore. Noooo come back wiki needs you to correct this. It will do better it promises. Would you like a free toaster?
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