Living in Kentucky

Rockytopzz wrote:

<quoted text>I don't think the women folk on this forum appreciate our humor, SNJ.
LOL.

Rockytopzz wrote:

<quoted text>Let's not go back to the subject of "change", will never happen where I live.

Rockytopzz wrote:

<quoted text>I'll ship it UPS, don't want to disturb you and Bethie.

Rockytopzz wrote:

<quoted text>We have the poisonous water moccasin snake here. I read about this one man who jumped into the lake and jumped right in the middle of a pack of those snakes. Nobody could save him.
One time a few years ago I went out in back of my woods and walked right up on a doe, it startled me and I walked backwards and almost stepped on a water moccasin. I think it was slightly too cold for the snake to do anything.

Rockytopzz wrote:

<quoted text>I read Coca-Cola used to have cocaine in it, excellent medicine long ago.

Rockytopzz wrote:

<quoted text>I think we still do have it, on my D.U.I. I dranked some couph medicine and went to the bar and drank two beers and got into trouble.

SNJ wrote:

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Excellent boogs. Morning news here are for all cases in the US are mild, no-one needed hospitalization.
Not known why they die off in Mexico - but still it is not established whether all 103 cases till now there are truely swineflue cases.
No request from Norwegian health authorities for
Norwegians to stay off Mexico/infected area but only to observe careful behaviour - not to mingle with a lot of people.
So - hopefully - the press will earn money on the news - the rest of us will be just ok whether we read their sensational headlines or not....have another cold beer and wait for the wind to turn.
"Be happy - don't worry.." we'll sing that one from the top of our tree, Bethie - in moonshine
- provided you don't sound like a wolf cry when singing of course.

SNJ wrote:

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My son - lived in the US for some time for his education told me about the water moccasin. He hates snakes....he said the water moccasin, contrary to most other snakes, are aggressive.
I don't know how to tackle living with such creatures around me - especially how to let the kids play freely without me being worried for them....

SNJ wrote:

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Right Bethie! Did you read that last sentence of her Rocky!??

SNJ wrote:

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It sounds your dad must be the guy to enjoy one or three Cognacs with!!!
I tried to post an appology to your dad yesterday- naming him youir grandpa - i got mixed up. But that is probably not so strange when I read your post above!
(Just read it again: "Grandpa"(Bestefar) passed away in 1982. He hasn't had Julekake since then "-
!!)(I believe you already first time telling me!)
LOL!
Perhaps you could make him a julekake? You like baking?

Rockytopzz wrote:

<quoted text>I was bit about six times yesterday. Had to spray poison on the poison ivy growing on trees.
People say we are going to have bigger problems with ticks and such because of global warming.
And also deadly diseases that have been laying dormant in the ground coming back to life.

Rockytopzz wrote:

<quoted text>I once did that, I had a gown on but forgot to tie up the back and walked through the waiting room of the hospital. People were laughing but I was too sick to care.
Ain't the first time I have mooned people.

Rockytopzz wrote:

<quoted text>I don't think the women folk on this forum appreciate our humor, SNJ.
LOL.

Rockytopzz wrote:

<quoted text>I read Coca-Cola used to have cocaine in it, excellent medicine long ago.

Rockytopzz wrote:

<quoted text>I think we still do have it, on my D.U.I. I dranked some couph medicine and went to the bar and drank two beers and got into trouble.

SNJ wrote:

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Once in a hotel in Paris someone knocked my door frenetically at 2:30 am. Half asleep I opened the door carefully and suspicious, only to see a stark naked young lady, confused and believing she knocked her own door. Appeared she had been sleepwalking (and no doubt after some wine the evening before)and "woke up" in the corridor completely lost. She just had to knock what door she believed was hers as she had forgotten her room number. She saw immediately that I was not her partner - he was fast asleep in their room.
What would you do Rocky?
I invited her in - immediately understanding her panick I think. She was caught between the devil and the deep blue sea to judge from her looks - but after a few seconds thinking she accepted. The least of two evils I think she thought.
I wrapped something around her and called the receptionist. She did remember the name of her partner at least and via the receptionist I called him.
You should have seen HIS face when he rushed into
my room to bring her back finding a young, handsome Norwegian in his boxers only together with his naked partner.
I laughed - he did not. Next morning at the breakfast, however, he came across to my table and thanked me. He was from San Francisco - his naked partner from San Diego. She was too embarrassed to come across.
And then comes the part you wouldn't believe - I hardly do believe it myself; Back in 1994 during the Winter Olympics in Lillehammer, Norway I bumped into a lady in the main street of little Lillehammer. I immy recognized her. She said "sorry" and was about to walk on when I said . "Hey, we've met before - haven't we?" She looked up and no recognition was traceable so I said that we had met an early morning in a hotel in Paris many years ago. I saw for a split second a panic in her eyes - before she laughed..Oh, yes I'll never forget that moment when you opened the door and I expected- or hoped - to see someone I knew. She had 3 sons with her to Lillehammer and all of them, like herself, were frequent sleepwalkers she told me....They
had moved to New York - Long Island I think. I don't expect to see them another time....at least not 2:30 in the morning in Paris...
I've always since felt happy by the thought it was her and not me being caught naked in a hotel corridor ....for a liberal I am a bit shy actually.

SNJ wrote:

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I am not so sure of that Rocky - but Norseceltic really got you by the short hear this time !!
She is the daughter of a Norwegian fisherman - you have to get up very early in the morning to beat those people I bet!

SNJ wrote:

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I sincerely hope that is not true - but coffein is one of the ingredients. Long while ago Coca-Cola was not allowed in Denmark....

boogs wrote:

<quoted text> Too many waited to late to seek medical help....is my guess. It is so sad.