Christians Reject Taboo on Hot Sex in Marriage

Something about "holy sex" doesn't do much for me. That's more of a girl thing, I guess. I did buy my wife a sexual enhancement device for Christmas. Actually, it was a blindfold so she could go to sleep while I read in bed, but I've suggested to her that it could be used to improve the overall experience...

I would love to nail a sexually repressed Christian woman.

Reasoner wrote:

I would love to nail a sexually repressed Christian woman.

Surely you've already done that.

I had hot premarital sex just this morning.

Reasoner wrote:

I would love to nail a sexually repressed Christian woman.

You need to get decent equipment for that honey.

There's a newlywed Christian couple in that new "Fogetting Sarah Marshall" movie.

They're portrayed as being ridiculously sexually naive.(Strangely enough, the man more so than the woman.)

It's totally a silly stereotype, but it also is really funny. In fact the whole movie is just hysterically funny.

Writing in Paradise wrote:

I had hot premarital sex just this morning.

Statistics show that people who brag about their sex life are more likely to have sexual dysfunctions, and sexuality issues...lol

WiP, your domain is not in this thread lol. There is a reason that sex shouldn't be before marriage. AIDS and kids without fathers. WiP what are you ganna do once you get someone pregnant by accident I'd say you'n go get a job and pay child support for one, would you REALLY want to do that?

My gf and I may fool around, but she's ganna stay a virgin til her and I are married. I don't condone premarital sex, but all the 'other' things I would say are ok. The Lord does not give strictness to the gray area that comes to how far one should go, but pretty much it says not to have intercourse. I am probably a little like my dad in that case, though I am more refined and better than he was I think.

No Fear wrote:

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Statistics show that people who brag about their sex life are more likely to have sexual dysfunctions, and sexuality issues...lol

I'm guessing that only applies to men. Women can get laid anytime we want, so for us it's a statement of fact.

RMB Furion wrote:

WiP, your domain is not in this thread lol. There is a reason that sex shouldn't be before marriage. AIDS and kids without fathers. WiP what are you ganna do once you get someone pregnant by accident I'd say you'n go get a job and pay child support for one, would you REALLY want to do that?
My gf and I may fool around, but she's ganna stay a virgin til her and I are married. I don't condone premarital sex, but all the 'other' things I would say are ok. The Lord does not give strictness to the gray area that comes to how far one should go, but pretty much it says not to have intercourse. I am probably a little like my dad in that case, though I am more refined and better than he was I think.

I've been having premarital sex for 15 years. I'll be fine. Thanks for your concern, though.

But they never want to.

Writing in Paradise wrote:

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I've been having premarital sex for 15 years. I'll be fine. Thanks for your concern, though.

It's not really "premarital sex" if you never get married. Think about it!

Semper Fi wrote:

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It's not really "premarital sex" if you never get married. Think about it!

They claim I'll get married someday, so it works.

go Satan go.

Hello

WIP

Writing in Paradise wrote:

I had hot premarital sex just this morning.

Said in the Voices of a Jerry Springer audience

We Want Pictures,, We Want Pictures,, We Want Pictures !!!

Send them to

atheist@hotmale.com

LOL

Good For You !!

I Nailed a Christian just the other night...

Get it ?,,, Nailed a Christian... LMAO

Now thats Funny !!
Atheist

Writing in Paradise wrote:

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I've been having premarital sex for 15 years. I'll be fine. Thanks for your concern, though.

TO RMB:

Writing in Paradise is a chick not a dude. she won't get anyone pregnant- She might get pregnant with some Athiests little kids in Paradise, but she will never see true Heaven.

Hmmm, WiP actually being a woman means that if she does get pregnant, she will definitely be screwed over in life. Findin out that WiP is a girl doesn't mean I'll back down from my stances, but it does mean that I won't be acting like she is a he anymore. Heh, WiP, since you are a girl, and have already lost your virginity, it's too late for you to get that cherry back that was popped but screwing more than one person is the main concern in everything that pre-mar-sex is about. If you screw more than 1 person, and that person does as well, there's a chance of getting STDs, which you really need to be careful of since you won't stop.

Hello

Iron Butterfly...

I don't think she even wants to go to heaven..Although I could be wrong...

Atheist

Hello

RMB..

"there's a chance of getting STDs, which you really need to be careful of since you won't stop."

LMAO..

Is that what your Pastor told you ??

Theres more than one way to get it RMB..

Remember that next time your eating at the Pink Taco !!

Christian boys and girls get the Herp too ya know !!

LOL

Ewwwww!!

Atheist

Hello

I think it's Hilarious that first Pito and now RMB, both first class Virgins are teaching adults about sexual education...

Sexual Education they probably learned in Sunday school from some repressed Pastor with a Ball gag, a rubber suit and a riding crop in his top drawer...

Hey,, isn't that the way Jerry Farwell's buddy died ?

Ohh wait,, forgot he was attempting auto-asphyxiation with a dildo up his butt when they found him..

LOL

Some of you Christians are Wierd-Os..

Atheist