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“What, me worry?”
Joined: Oct 27, 2007
The Blue Ridge
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Random Sample wrote: <quoted text>
So you want to kill me? You just futher prove my point that you are not to be trusted with a gun. Words of truth hurt you that much that you would shoot a man in cold blood that you know never, never carries a gun? You are pathetic at best. Technically, stepping on a bug merely makes your shoe messy. And you are little bug that I would not want to soil my shoes with. Now, if someone did shoot you, it would be a mercy killing. Either for you and your miserable little existence, or for the poor unfortunate souls that have to at least skim by your detritus you call writing. No little man, I do not want to shoot you. Not because it would be a waste of a good bullet. Not because it might make this world a better place, but because it would be wrong. You should only use deadly force to prevent life threatening injury. As scary as your thought process' are, they are only mildly dangerous to other fools out there. They will have to deal with you when they realize how amazingly stupid you are. I know how stupid you are, and can defend my self accordingly. I also get a big chuckle out of reading your asinine posts. So at least you provide some comedic relief.
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“What, me worry?”
Joined: Oct 27, 2007
The Blue Ridge
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Random Sample wrote: <quoted text>
Actually I am pretty satisfied with my insurance rates. I am classified as a safe driver. No accidents, no speeding tickets and very responsible. I bet you can't say the same, can ya? Hah! I haven't had a traffic ticket longer than you have been alive. However, we will not talk about the times when I was young and stupid. Just like you are now.
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“What, me worry?”
Joined: Oct 27, 2007
The Blue Ridge
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Random Sample wrote: <quoted text>
As long as I stay away from the likes of you I will remain healthy, wealthy and wise as you just want to shoot somebody to see human blood! Naw, I see human blood everyday at work. You see, one of my jobs involves poking holes in people. People just like you, oh pretty boy.
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“What, me worry?”
Joined: Oct 27, 2007
The Blue Ridge
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el politico wrote: <quoted text>
Try some more of them thar big wards thet your 4th grade teach used in front of youze this year! Hello my friend. I cannot get that fool, Stool Sample to answer my question. Perhaps you can. Why does he refer to you as ZGB?
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Marauder
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Random Sample wrote: <quoted text>
Dear Murderer,
Eat glass and defecate blood. Much respect.
RS Now...now...you are repeating yourself...besides I did that and all I did was fart a lightbulb. Pretty cool though...it's brighter than you are.
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Marauder
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Random Sample wrote: <quoted text>
Yes the term is consierge. They are highly paid and skilled and care for my property in my absence. Any other questions SFB? Yeah those guys are pretty smart giving you that story. They have your property well secured in a locker down in the basement along with all the other "residents" stuff. One more question...do you get your meds with the morning meal or the evening meal...or both?
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Marauder
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Random Sample wrote: <quoted text>
Murderer
GunShowonthenet already gave me my going away gift. You being a cheap bastard, I don't expect a thing from. I'm so releaved to hear you say that. I was so worried you would be upset. I'm glad you understand I use my welfare check for buying ammo...shhh...don't tell anybody, OK? PUTZ!
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Marauder
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Random Sample wrote: <quoted text>
Why hello ye of no substance, fact or idea. It has been a while since your swill graced my presence. What brings you to this thread? The promise of free cheese? Cheese? No, it's more of the slap shtick humor that you provide.
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Marauder
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Random Sample wrote: <quoted text>
I take dumps with more potential than you. Guess you would know...you're the result of one. So how are the royalties for youe movie, "Flushed Away"...??
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Marauder
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Random Sample wrote: Well sorry kids but this will be Random Samples last post. I was just called for my going away party in the company cafeteria. I am leaving South Florida tomorrow for a vacation and then really to go get my MBA/JD in NYC. I want to thank each and every one of you for a summer of fun while I was supposed to be working. Can you believe that I got paid to do this? I really don't know any of you and have absolutely no right to judge any of you. I admit to being rude, crude and vulgar but truthfully it was all in good fun. I do not have the right to take away anyone's guns nor would I want that responsibility. I do believe in gun education and practice. I do believe that people need to keep their guns in a safe way out of the bad guys and children’s hands. If I offended anyone personally I am truly sorry but again I was not offending you but rather a fictitious character. In closing:
1. There really is an "Aunty Rand" as she was so dubbed.
2. I am a gun owner.
3. I love paint ball and am a good shot.
4. I am 21 years of age.
5. I am a pain in the a z z. Just ask my folks.
I wish each and every one of you health, wealth and safety. Oh and to you, the one who I favored calling ZGB, If I didn't like you, I would have ignored you. Oh and of course in a week or so my uncle will be coming back from Japan and reclaiming his (the office that I was in all summer) office. If you think that I am a piece of work wait until you get an exchange going with him! I learned it from somewhere!
Cheers and Peace
Please be careful and safe.
Random Sample is outta here!
I am actually getting a little misty over here!
RS Yeah...If I was getting spanked all over the boards like you...I'd say the same thing. ROTFLMAO
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Marauder
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Oh well...now what are we going to do? I'm going to miss him.
NOT!!!!
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Joined: Jul 10, 2007
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His momma should have kept the afterbirth. I'm sure it would have been smarter at his age.
The little lying b*st*rd supposedly started college before turning 17, was going on for a graduate degree now, but couldn't even spell at an 8th grade level. Yeah right. Then of course he was a black belt whose hands were registered lethal weapons.
No wonder even the little girls kicked his ass in school.
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“'This too shall pass'”
Joined: Dec 13, 2007
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and to save the day
"Deus ex machina," comes to rescue the random fool from harms way or from the truth of his asininity.
Didn't those hippies write a bunch of songs back in the 60's about how going back to school broke the girl's heart?
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“Tu ne cede malis”
Joined: Dec 13, 2006
Lots of different places
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Plant Lady wrote: and to save the day
"Deus ex machina," comes to rescue the random fool from harms way or from the truth of his asininity.
Didn't those hippies write a bunch of songs back in the 60's about how going back to school broke the girl's heart? There were several of songs like that, not sure which you talking about, but there's Rod Stewart's Maggie May: http://www.jango.com/ml...
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“Tu ne cede malis”
Joined: Dec 13, 2006
Lots of different places
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When you first arrive at that web address, you'll hear the beginning guitar riff, followed shortly by the whole song. Just hang in there.
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Judge it!
Scorpio
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