NASCAR puts Busch, Edwards on probation for post-race incident

Um... so sorry. Surrounded by professionals with advanced degrees here -- from all corners of the country -- and we all enjoy a bit of "bench racing" on Monday mornings. No redneck hillbillies living in trailers. Just PHD's, scientists, software engineers and accountants who probably earn more in a month than you earn all year. Now, do you wish to continue displaying your imbecility to the world or are you finished?

Cock and Balls Story wrote:

One must be devoid of any capacity for thought if they avidly follow NASCAR. That is why NASCAR is the domain of only the most severely inbred sector of our population. If these savages weren't driving around in circles in "souped-up" Monte Carlos, they be in prison receiving anal injections from the Black Panthers. My, how the South has progressed!

Cock and Balls Story wrote:

One must be devoid of any capacity for thought if they avidly follow NASCAR. That is why NASCAR is the domain of only the most severely inbred sector of our population. If these savages weren't driving around in circles in "souped-up" Monte Carlos, they be in prison receiving anal injections from the Black Panthers. My, how the South has progressed!

What does that say about you? You went out of your way to find this topic and then find this thread just to make some stupid statement about something which you know absolutely nothing about. you are an idiot! get lost knucklehead!

Nascar has become a joke. 90% of the drivers have been raised with a silver spoon and haven't earned the right to tread where the old timers like the Earnhardts, Wallaces,Pearsons and Allisons actually had to wheel their cars. And with all the control of the drivers actions, Nascar officials have to step in because most of the little drivers can't take care of themselves.
It seems it is not much of a mans sport these days.

tanker 555 wrote:

Neither driver should have been punished for their actions.Busch got the ultimate embarrasment in front 160,000 plus die-hard fans and he'd pay any price to get that moment back.He'd rethink the whole damn thing before he'd try it again.He wonders why fans hate him the way they do.He was trying to hold a position that he knew he could not hold,so he got nudged out of the way and thats NASCAR racing...shit or get off of the pot.Thats the way it's done.If Busch don't like it Joe Gibbs needs to get another driver that can RACE and not get mad because he gets tapped out of the way.Earndhart used to say "Move over or get runned over."

AMEN!!

Cock and Balls Story wrote:

One must be devoid of any capacity for thought if they avidly follow NASCAR. That is why NASCAR is the domain of only the most severely inbred sector of our population. If these savages weren't driving around in circles in "souped-up" Monte Carlos, they be in prison receiving anal injections from the Black Panthers. My, how the South has progressed!

You need to just be a idiot and not pretend to know anything but being a dumb ass idiot.You speak of anal injections,it must be kinda on your mind are you a queer or what?

BILL BLANFIELD wrote:

I CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH ANNOTHER MICHIGAN TRACK RACE SUNDAY , WHOO HOO , BORING .. NASCAR SUCKS

Why don't you quit wasting your time here also and get lost. Only an idiot would waste his time being on a forum with which he no interest.

boo oh no they didn't

tanker 555 wrote:

<quoted text>You need to just be a idiot and not pretend to know anything but being a dumb ass idiot.You speak of anal injections,it must be kinda on your mind are you a queer or what?

There's the diatribe devoid of syntax, logic or reason. There's the ISP from Alabama. There's the blind assertion that I must be "queer". I can infer a protruding frontal lobe and a unibrow. Hmmm...It could be Cro-Magnon, but I'd venture to say that you're probably just a simple redneck. Fret not, Billy Bob Buford. I bring good tidings to your simple brood. A few jokes (at your expense of course):
What do you call a group of 32 rednecks? A complete set of teeth.
How does one go about circumcising a native of Alabama? Kick his sister in the jaw.
What does the sign behind a Southerner's home say? Wide Load.
What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm? Promiscuous.
How can you tell if a redneck is married? There is tobacco spit stains on BOTH sides of his El Camino.
What has 72 arms and 36 heads an has an I.Q. of 12? A country and western bar on Friday night!
What do Southern girls and polar bears have in common? They both lick their paws.
What's the biggest city in Mississippi? Walmart
Hey, you like NASCAR. You deserve it! Doubly so for being such a hick.

Cock and Balls Story wrote:

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There's the diatribe devoid of syntax, logic or reason. There's the ISP from Alabama. There's the blind assertion that I must be "queer". I can infer a protruding frontal lobe and a unibrow. Hmmm...It could be Cro-Magnon, but I'd venture to say that you're probably just a simple redneck. Fret not, Billy Bob Buford. I bring good tidings to your simple brood. A few jokes (at your expense of course):
What do you call a group of 32 rednecks? A complete set of teeth.
How does one go about circumcising a native of Alabama? Kick his sister in the jaw.
What does the sign behind a Southerner's home say? Wide Load.
What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm? Promiscuous.
How can you tell if a redneck is married? There is tobacco spit stains on BOTH sides of his El Camino.
What has 72 arms and 36 heads an has an I.Q. of 12? A country and western bar on Friday night!
What do Southern girls and polar bears have in common? They both lick their paws.
What's the biggest city in Mississippi? Walmart
Hey, you like NASCAR. You deserve it! Doubly so for being such a hick.

Take your nasty filth out of here what a jerk you are! Yeah we like Nascar so fkng what!!! Southern people are good people how dare you say those things! I am a Redneck and proud of it but, it dam sure doesn't make me stupid or any Redneck!

Boy cock head you really are looking for it aren't you.there is a name for people like you too. Maybe you should come out of your mother basement sometime get a job or something the sun does come out once a day. Someones really abused you bad huh maybe on of your inbred family members. Does your momma really satisfy you all that much. I guess she never put your diaper back on and just kept playing with you. That's sick you need help. I know a good redneck doctor/sicitrist to help. I feel sorry for you

instead of playing bumper cars they should do something about global warming!

smell the coffee wrote:

instead of playing bumper cars they should do something about global warming!

And so should you and everyone else especially Al Gore who uses more gas & electric in a month than I do in a year. Maybe you should start by getting rid of your car and get a horse & buggy. Get rid of your electric meter and use candles. We could go on and on.

I'm smelling my coffee but how could you be since you don't use gas or eletric.. It doesn't brew to well on cold water.

gojustgo wrote:

Boy cock head you really are looking for it aren't you.there is a name for people like you too. Maybe you should come out of your mother basement sometime get a job or something the sun does come out once a day. Someones really abused you bad huh maybe on of your inbred family members. Does your momma really satisfy you all that much. I guess she never put your diaper back on and just kept playing with you. That's sick you need help. I know a good redneck doctor/sicitrist to help. I feel sorry for you

little-nascar12nc-redneck wrote:

<quoted text>Take your nasty filth out of here what a jerk you are! Yeah we like Nascar so fkng what!!! Southern people are good people how dare you say those things! I am a Redneck and proud of it but, it dam sure doesn't make me stupid or any Redneck!

Both your postings did more to prove my point of Southerners inferiority than any of my light-hearted musings. For all you severely inbred, oxycontin addicted, sister loving, emotionally stunted, mentally retarded dittoheads, I have some more great jokes.

Where do rednecks go to pick up chicks?
Their sister's side of the trailer.

How can you tell someone from Kentucky has been in your backyard? Your garbage is gone and the dog is pregnant!

You know from from Kentucky when you're not actually able to read the biography of Hillbilly Heartthrob Dick Earhart Jr., but you sure do like to look at them pictures!

An idiot who hails from Long Island and Miami has little room to talk. Haven't met a New Yorker yet who wasn't a flaming a-hole. The ones who've relocated to Florida are the worst. Don't believe me? Read everything you've written on these boards. Your imbecility speaks for itself.

Cock and Balls Story wrote:

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Both your postings did more to prove my point of Southerners inferiority than any of my light-hearted musings. For all you severely inbred, oxycontin addicted, sister loving, emotionally stunted, mentally retarded dittoheads, I have some more great jokes.
Where do rednecks go to pick up chicks?
Their sister's side of the trailer.
How can you tell someone from Kentucky has been in your backyard? Your garbage is gone and the dog is pregnant!
You know from from Kentucky when you're not actually able to read the biography of Hillbilly Heartthrob Dick Earhart Jr., but you sure do like to look at them pictures!

The Man With No Name wrote:

An idiot who hails from Long Island and Miami has little room to talk. Haven't met a New Yorker yet who wasn't a flaming a-hole. The ones who've relocated to Florida are the worst. Don't believe me? Read everything you've written on these boards. Your imbecility speaks for itself.
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Your pointless diatribes speak for themselves. Before New Yorkers arrived to this dump, you were nothing but a bunch of swamp rats. We made Florida and don't you forget it. We introduced business, civilization, education, culture, and a diversified gene pool. You hillbillies are genetically grotesque what with all the inbreeding you do. NASCAR is symptomatic of the impending downfall of Western civilization and it should be outlawed along with incest, chewing tobacco, country and western "music" and burning crosses. Not all Southerners are pigs but those who wave the KKK flag from their pick-up trucks with their John Deere hats on are repulsive and an embarrassment to America. Henceforth, that scuz is subject to ridicule from sentient people fed up with their incessant nonsense.

Cock and Balls Story wrote:

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Both your postings did more to prove my point of Southerners inferiority than any of my light-hearted musings. For all you severely inbred, oxycontin addicted, sister loving, emotionally stunted, mentally retarded dittoheads, I have some more great jokes.
Where do rednecks go to pick up chicks?
Their sister's side of the trailer.
How can you tell someone from Kentucky has been in your backyard? Your garbage is gone and the dog is pregnant!
You know from from Kentucky when you're not actually able to read the biography of Hillbilly Heartthrob Dick Earhart Jr., but you sure do like to look at them pictures!

omg dude what the hell.

Cock and Balls Story wrote:

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Your pointless diatribes speak for themselves. Before New Yorkers arrived to this dump, you were nothing but a bunch of swamp rats. We made Florida and don't you forget it. We introduced business, civilization, education, culture, and a diversified gene pool. You hillbillies are genetically grotesque what with all the inbreeding you do. NASCAR is symptomatic of the impending downfall of Western civilization and it should be outlawed along with incest, chewing tobacco, country and western "music" and burning crosses. Not all Southerners are pigs but those who wave the KKK flag from their pick-up trucks with their John Deere hats on are repulsive and an embarrassment to America. Henceforth, that scuz is subject to ridicule from sentient people fed up with their incessant nonsense.

Again, your imbecility speaks for itself. Nothing you've written here is true. Therefore, you are an idiot. Furthermore, your tone and screen name only reinforces that you are a New York jackass. As for making Florida a better place... Miami is a sh*thole, Lauderdale is a sh*thole... all of South Florida is a sh*thole thanks to you stupid Yankees ruining the place. Culture my arse! Oh wait. I forgot. Flat billed Yankee caps = culture where you come from. Piss off!

oing have to agree and disagree with many here. The bump and run is a tradition here at Bristol. If you don't like it, get over it!
Now after the race, several laps after it happen Kyle, as good a driver as he is, is still a child and YES he could of hurt Edwards when he hit him AFTER the the race was over. Watch the video, Carl's arm was out of the car when he was hit.
Talking about the past year's races is mute. It is history that led up to the rules of TODAY. Some where someone will always disagree on things, it is called life. We have to take the good and the bad and live with them, but there is lines one shouldn't cross and like in a criminal court, you break the rule you must pay the piper. In this case, a slapo on the hand and a small fine has been placed....so let the drama begin.
My 2 cents, NASCAR was too light on Kyle and I do think NASCAR should start putting drivers on the bench a race or two when things like this happen. For Edwards, he needs to take a few lessons from Stewart and wait and make pay back in the fist to face behind the scene...may make Kyle's face look better afterwards as well. We all know he needs help there.