If I Were In Charge Of NASCAR

Ski wrote:

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Hey Mindy
You a resident of New York now? How's things up there?

Whoyakidding wrote:

<quoted text>Left to their own devices the teams would have the cars going way too fast.

Ski wrote:

If I were in charge of NASCAR....let's see.
1) Toss the existing cars and tell the teams the have to run what they can buy off the show room floor.
2) Embrace modern engine management systems and sh#t-can the carburators....geeezzz guys, it's 2008.
3) Make sure the TV announcers speak English, not southern.
4) OUTLAW MULLETS !!!!!
5) Be worried that a unified Open Wheel Racing will regain it's dominance in the US. Everyone with half a brain knows that it is much better racing than NASCAR could ever hope to be.
5) Take all the money that I have aquired from all those I suckered into believing in the NASCAR Lifestyle and head for a South Pacific Island and retire.
6) Watch the IRL on satellite television.

mindy wrote:

<quoted text>Almost! Are you ready for this weekend? Lot's of racing!
Oh,sunny today and around 46 degrees!
Hope things are great for you today! Can't wait for IRL to begin! Rolex series this weekend!=yipeeeeee

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LGR wrote:

<quoted text>Oh sky this is funny! Just watch it you might like it, he he.

Ski wrote:

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I have tried...I can't get past the phantom debris yellows...the bump 'em out of the way if you can't get around 'em mindset...the crappy Goodyear tires always going flat...the "Good 'Ol Boy" attitude...the Boogity Boogity lingo...that Stupid Gopher Cam, did I say that I hate gophers?...I could go on and on.
I guess I prefer 220+ mph side by side racing...the kind where you actually have to pass someone to get in front rahter than wreck them if you can't get by racing. Cars that look like they are race cars, not the old Checker Superba I used to ride home from the airport in.
Don't get me wrong...I'm not slaming NASCAR. It's just not really for me. I'm more of a technology kind of guy. NASCAR and Technology are two words that really don't belong together.

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Ski wrote:

I will be planted directly in front of my 50" plasma, shoes off, pup napping on my lap, Captain and Coke in hand, surround sound on "bleeding ears" setting, wife in the kitchen making me snacks.
It doesn't get too much better than that. Well it could I guess, but I would not be clothed....neither would Milka. ;-)

Evil Junior Fan wrote:

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Awww c'mon Ski, what about that snazzy wing on the back of the Sprint Cup cars now??? LOL!

Ski wrote:

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I have tried...I can't get past the phantom debris yellows...the bump 'em out of the way if you can't get around 'em mindset...the crappy Goodyear tires always going flat...the "Good 'Ol Boy" attitude...the Boogity Boogity lingo...that Stupid Gopher Cam, did I say that I hate gophers?...I could go on and on.
I guess I prefer 220+ mph side by side racing...the kind where you actually have to pass someone to get in front rahter than wreck them if you can't get by racing. Cars that look like they are race cars, not the old Checker Superba I used to ride home from the airport in.
Don't get me wrong...I'm not slaming NASCAR. It's just not really for me. I'm more of a technology kind of guy. NASCAR and Technology are two words that really don't belong together.

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Whoyakidding wrote:

<quoted text>Ski's wife: "Ski, Oh Ski, Wake up, naps over. It's take to take the trash and that ugly dog out before he pees on the carpet. And for God's sake, use a damn coaster like I have told you a thousand times before." Ski "Yes Dear. Would you like me to make lunch when I get back from walking the dog?"

Ski wrote:

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I have tried...I can't get past the phantom debris yellows...the bump 'em out of the way if you can't get around 'em mindset...the crappy Goodyear tires always going flat...the "Good 'Ol Boy" attitude...the Boogity Boogity lingo...that Stupid Gopher Cam, did I say that I hate gophers?...I could go on and on.
I guess I prefer 220+ mph side by side racing...the kind where you actually have to pass someone to get in front rahter than wreck them if you can't get by racing. Cars that look like they are race cars, not the old Checker Superba I used to ride home from the airport in.
Don't get me wrong...I'm not slaming NASCAR. It's just not really for me. I'm more of a technology kind of guy. NASCAR and Technology are two words that really don't belong together.

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Ski wrote:

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I have tried...I can't get past the phantom debris yellows...the bump 'em out of the way if you can't get around 'em mindset...the crappy Goodyear tires always going flat...the "Good 'Ol Boy" attitude...the Boogity Boogity lingo...that Stupid Gopher Cam, did I say that I hate gophers?...I could go on and on.
I guess I prefer 220+ mph side by side racing...the kind where you actually have to pass someone to get in front rahter than wreck them if you can't get by racing. Cars that look like they are race cars, not the old Checker Superba I used to ride home from the airport in.
Don't get me wrong...I'm not slaming NASCAR. It's just not really for me. I'm more of a technology kind of guy. NASCAR and Technology are two words that really don't belong together.

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Tamara24 wrote:

<quoted text>One question......
How do you know about all of these current issues if you don't watch????
BUSTED!!
You like it, you really like it!

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Lets go racing wrote:

<quoted text>You should start out slow go to quals at Indy! It's the same thing as all the other races the people who like to watch racing sit on the outside of the track the ones who want to drink and act nuts sit on the inside, lol. Now that's not always true if it's the stands by the Pagoda and on home row! I liked the Brickyard but I had great seats and it was the outside of the track. Some people get stuck inside just to go, Nascar makes you have a seat unlike Indy where you can pay $20 and get in general addmission tickets.

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Whoyakidding wrote:

<quoted text>Ski's wife: "Ski, Oh Ski, Wake up, naps over. It's take to take the trash and that ugly dog out before he pees on the carpet. And for God's sake, use a damn coaster like I have told you a thousand times before." Ski "Yes Dear. Would you like me to make lunch when I get back from walking the dog?"

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Ski wrote:

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I listen to the locals while walking thru Wal-mart. Oooops....did I say Wal-mart?

Tamara24 wrote:

<quoted text>I dunno, I think shopping @ Wal*Mart is a bigger crime. lol
Just razzing you. I know you can hack it!
NASCAR and WAL*MART go hand in hand you know?=)