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Fairness
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"You never know whether the power is going to fail or whether you're going to find true love at the bottom of an inflatable pool that's filled with warm beer."
Truer words were never spoken.
Excellent, I am still laughing!
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unbelievaboh
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"Am I hallucinating, or did I really just see an undergrad take off her thong and use it to slingshot Jell-O shooters into some guy's mouth?"
priceless
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Alex Karis
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Only on Preakness day can you see a drunken infield spectator stagger out onto the track and take a swing at a horse coming down the stretch.
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phil
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hilarious. well done!
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bryanintimonium
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They don't call in the Freakness for nothing.
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Dennis
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Don't forget Pat Sajak!
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Chris
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Can't take your own beer into the grandstands this year...
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David Donahue
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Well written article. My favorite moment in the infield is about an hour before the Preakness when all you see is drunk, passed out, and sunburned people sprawled on the grass in the infield.
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Snow Bound
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nudity and a nahdy boh. Ain't the beer cold baby!
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Rich
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Kevin-- phenomenal piece or writing. Your description of the infield is perfect. Although, I will argue that (I went to Friends), and in my days the collection of Gilman, Friends, McDonogh, etc...in the infield would probably qualify as a bunch of rich people who don't know much about horse racing. Lame celebs are always good though.
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joe
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get er done
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terp fan j
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vomit-stained jean shorts...should be vomit-stained jorts
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Fells Point Craig
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Yo Kev,
Don't mess with Maryland My Maryland!
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boardwalk
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you forgot about Boardwalk Fries, a local Maryland tradition, in the food section
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terp fan j
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you also forgot cooler stacking/diving and running the guantlet on top of the port-a-potties
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RavenTerp
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Amazing article and spot on! I am still laughing!
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debbie
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So funny, thanks for the good laughs and the bad memories of days on the infield.
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SUNSUCKS
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How negative can you be? Why don't you just leave this little crappy home town of the preakness now! I don't know how much research you really did for this piece, but I've been to Kentucy and it's much more of a racist, backwards state than Maryland is. Leave the Sun and take your poor excuse for a jornalism degree with you!!!!!
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karen shaub
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Sorry, vomiting and nudity aren't my idea of what makes for a great horse racing experience. And as for the possibiltiy of a Triple Crown? The drunks in the infield don't even know there's a horse race going on.
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Chris from Baltimore
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David Donahue wrote: Well written article. My favorite moment in the infield is about an hour before the Preakness when all you see is drunk, passed out, and sunburned people sprawled on the grass in the infield. Micky? Septic from Frostburg? Or another David Donahue?
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