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johnny come lately
Monroe, CT
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I haven't seen the crime go down one bit in Fair Haven. People are still being shot, robbed and mugged on a daily basis. Just a mile and a half away on long Wharf, drag racing is taking place, kids are being killed and the police chief thinks that the prostitution is still the biggest problem in New Haven. I guess he dosen't watch TV news channel 8 or read the newspaper. What an idiot and a waste of taxpayers money.
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ROADSIDE JUSTICE
Waterbury, CT
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Come on ....where's the pics...I wanna see what kind of losers would actually hook up with those ah... ah... scary sick looking crackheads from last week??????????
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bob
West Haven, CT
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and you loose the car haaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
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sam
North Branford, CT
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I still stand a good chance of getting shot or robbed if i go to new haven but at least the hookers wont bother me now. Great job NEW HAVEN PD!!!!!!
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What A Crock
New Haven, CT
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I love these stories about the hookers and johns. When are we going to see the pimps and their pimp mobiles? I want to see a caddy with a leopard print top and metallic purple paint job with a rolls royce grill on the front
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chico
New York, NY
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maybe police should crack down on murder
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joe
AOL
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hey i wonder if they all had their new haven id cards. Guess we'll have to ask Johnnie D.
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mike
New Port Richey, FL
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You know, between this and the bridge closings, you're going to absolutly kill the tourist traffic!
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Bob Seger
Middlefield, CT
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Here comes old rosie shes looking mighty fine Here comes hot nancy shes steppin right on time There go the street lights bringin on the night Here come the men faces hidden from the light All through the shadows they come and they go With only one thing in common They got the fire down below Here comes the rich man in his big long limousine Here comes the poor man all you got to have is green Here comes the banker and the lawyer and the cop One thing for certain it aint never gonna stop When it all gets too heavy Thats when they come and go With only one thing in common They got the fire down below It happens out in vegas happens in moline On the blue blood streets of boston Up in berkeley and out in queens And it went on yesterday and its going on tonight Somewhere theres somebody aint treatin somebody right And hes looking out for rosie and shes looking mighty fine And hes walking the streets for nancy And he'll find her everytime When the street light flicker bringing on the night Well theyll be slipping into darkness slipping out of sight All through the midnight Watch em come and watch em go With only one thing in common They got the fire down below
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ROADSIDE JUSTICE
Waterbury, CT
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You need to put larger pics of the perps.
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Are you serious
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Great job NHPD but honestly... this is like putting a bandaid on a broken bone! Go after the street racers... Go after the drug dealers... Spend your time going after the purse snatchers and car robbers. Let's start breaking up this 'gang' activity. It's a start but sadly...I still WON'T step a foot near downtown New Haven.
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tom north haven
Hamden, CT
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the drug kings are laughing the mayor was high he was in colorado has the new chief done anything about the shootings and the yalies and others getting robbed everyday he seems very interested in sex
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HOLY -COW
Middletown, CT
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I know one of the guys in this, and he doesn't look too happy... I wonder if he was wearing his uniform...
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Wowie Wowie
Cheshire, CT
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What A Crock wrote: I love these stories about the hookers and johns. When are we going to see the pimps and their pimp mobiles? I want to see a caddy with a leopard print top and metallic purple paint job with a rolls royce grill on the front You've been watching too much Baretta.
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joe hamden
Hamden, CT
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they all would make good choice for mcains vp the one he picked was she not on the list shown last week on blatchley ave that woman gets around
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Caught with pants down
Beacon Falls, CT
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HOLY -COW wrote: I know one of the guys in this, and he doesn't look too happy... I wonder if he was wearing his uniform... Rumor. again, rumor, is one of of the individuals is a "key official" of an public safety agency along the shoreline... can anyone confirm??
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ONE
Winter Garden, FL
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The Professor's Wife
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife:
Dear Wife:
You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter that I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18 year old teaching assistant. I will be home before midnight.
When he arrived at the hotel, there a fax was waiting for him that read as follows:
Dear Husband,
You, too, are 54 years old and by the time you read this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18 year old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 many more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, my love, do not wait up!
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ONE
Winter Garden, FL
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Grandma Loves Oranges
A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her Grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl.
The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but little old Grandma. The young girl became frantic.
Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, "What are you lining up for dear?" Not willing to let grandma in on her secret, the young girl said that some people were giving out free oranges and that she was lining up for some.
"Mmmm, sounds lovely," said Grandma, "I think I'll have some myself," she continued as she made her way to the back of the line. A police officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma at the end of the line, he was bewildered. "But, you're so old, how do you do it?"
Grandma replied," Oh, it's quite easy sonny, I just remove my dentures and suck 'em dry."
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ONE
Winter Garden, FL
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Together At Last
She married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children. Again, Her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said,“Lord, they’re finally together.”
One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend,“Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?” The friend replied,“I think he means her legs.”
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ONE
Winter Garden, FL
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Wrong E-mail Address
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.
The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My loving wife
Subject: I've arrived
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. sure is freaking hot down here!!!!
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