Man Caught Having Sex with a Picnic Table

Is this a joke?

Was the picnic table a willing participant?

This is messed up, if you can't have sex with your own furniture then what has this world turned into.

I'm guessing now he is going to be register as a sex offender, you have to keep an eye on your personal furniture when he comes visit or something?

What a waist of tax payers money.

That table didn't even have the decency to put on a table cloth. It was totally asking for it.

ok I want to know HOW !!!!! I look at my picnic table and all I see is sharp metal bits that I can be pretty safe in knowing that my husband would not want to put his bits ANY place close to, let alone bonk !!!!

thats nasty

Just goes to show you that some men will put that thing anywhere LOL.

This is a really old story that was commented to death...why is it back?

I wonder if that picnic table has a sister.

Omigosh! This maybe an old story but this is the first I have heard about it and I think it is hilarious!!! All the comments above had me rolling around laughing!!! hahaha... Guess he wanted to feel some other WOOD!! hahaha.... maybe his blowup doll popped and he needed something a little more sturdy!!! EWE!!!

Now that's a real table dance....

let it die please let it die.

Maybe he didn't like his date's prom dress, or his granny on the toliet, who knows.........

why.?

what?? I will never be able to look at my picnic table the same. LOL I begining to think this world is screwed up!!!! Is there anything that men will not have sex with??? Dead corpes, picnic tables, etc. Some men should have their D**k chopped off. LOL

Wait a minute. This has to be the same story I heard about almost 2 years ago.

I remember remarking that he must have had a breakup with a coffee table, or that he wasn't into lawn chairs anymore, because they didn't give him enough "wood." Someone needs to put a freak like that into a mental hospital for about 20 yrs, before he starts attacking elderly ladies or children. We had a neighbor teen who kept trying to have sex w/our one neighbor's mannequin they had out on their porch. Yeah, tell me about that one being weird, & I can make a few comments about the goofballs having that creepy mannequin on their porch in the 1st place! Dressed up for holidays, Spring, or not--it is friggin creepy, & gives me the icks when I pass it.

Common, who hasn't thought about doing that before......sheesh. Leave him alone.

He must be a screamer when he gets to a restaurant table in long white linen..

Was it consentual? Where was ranger Smith? Please pass the grey poupon.

I hope Yogi & Boo Boo covered their eyes.

well, at least it was metal. Can you imagine the ER nurse when she would have had to take the splinters out had the table been made of wood??????