Mom gives birth to 15 pound baby

Dr Stinko wrote:

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...and then what?

...have an egg roll?

Mommy mommy Waaaah Waaah Gooo Gooo Ga Ga...... me want verwy big eggwoll and dumpring light now.

No eggwoll or dumring mommy.

Ok ok mommy I just suck bweasts for now

It'd be much more newsworthy if the dad had done it......

wow, did they apply for his working papers yet?
hee37

Where in the world is she going to find tampons?

Is it even human?

off the trail wrote:

Where in the world is she going to find tampons?

Easy, toilet paper rolls (unused, full roll).

off the trail wrote:

Where in the world is she going to find tampons?

Does she have access to baby sheep?

Chinese make everything of lead

Close The Floodgates wrote:

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Easy, toilet paper rolls (unused, full roll).

lol, double ply, on a rope.

I hope she had a cesarean instead of natural childbirth, but then again those orientals
Are strange little people. I can just imagine giving birth to a heiffer like that!(ouch!!)

Cinderella wrote:

I hope she had a cesarean instead of natural childbirth, but then again those orientals
Are strange little people. I can just imagine giving birth to a heiffer like that!(ouch!!)

No, 100% natural with NO episiotomy!!!!!