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Seeking ugly women for Outback's lonely hearts

Life can get a little lonely for bachelors in the Australian Outback mining town of Mount Isa.

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Peter of Perth WA

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Well, even in the cities, we blokes need good looking women, true beauty is only skin deep, but we have to look at them and the fat women of Australia munching away at the meat pies dont help either. They just dont have class, they talk rough like men, dress up like men and dont know how to take care of their appearance. Every time I drive, I itch if I dont wind down the window and yell "get off the car and run you fat ugly ****!" Id rather go to Asia or Europe and find my fun.

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Peter of Perth WA wrote:
Id rather go to Asia or Europe and find my fun.
Quite likely the ladies of Perth would not miss you if you did, Pete.
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Quite likely the ladies of Perth would not miss you if you did, Pete.
As males in Wisconsin can attest, there is a quiet but steady increase in the use of animals dead or otherwise, objects and anything but a human female. It is extremely health and financially detrimental to get involved with one that resembles old glossy pictures of a female. Most I believe would conform to a diagnosis from the DSM IV, or could be used as a replacement for a semi flat tire. Irrespective of whatever your viewpoint, females and children are state property be very wary of what you make contracts or relationships with, they can be inferred by judicial fiat. Rent one before you commit to any longterm relationship, try Nevada they are cheaper there.

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Must we reeeeally have to repeat the same stories over & over in here w/another duplicate thread?!!

WHO let the blind person on the puter??

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M4Pathfinder wrote:
Must we reeeeally have to repeat the same stories over & over in here w/another duplicate thread?!!
WHO let the blind person on the puter??
Yep seems we have galah s everywhere

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Aug 23, 2008
 
M4Pathfinder wrote:
Must we reeeeally have to repeat the same stories over & over in here w/another duplicate thread?!!
WHO let the blind person on the puter??
Its more of a case of, "Who gave the puter in charge.
Just so you know why:

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"Who put the puter in charge".
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Gold_Fire wrote:
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Yep seems we have galah s everywhere
What's that mean?

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FARII wrote:
<quoted text>What's that mean?
Galah s are parrots that repeat themselves as in Hello cocky, hello cocky, Polly has a **** and so on.
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Galah s are parrots that repeat themselves as in Hello cocky, hello cocky, Polly has a **** and so on.
Oh. I see. good analogy. These "Ugly Aussie women" threads get more hits than all the others combined and if you follow them a bit, it's mostly American men on them, talking to each other. It's like Jr. High gym class in here. I usually have an intuition about these things but with this, I'm at a total loss as to why they're Sooo fascinated with such! Pathetic!
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AndrewEss wrote:
<quoted text> As males in Wisconsin can attest, there is a quiet but steady increase in the use of animals dead or otherwise, objects and anything but a human female. It is extremely health and financially detrimental to get involved with one that resembles old glossy pictures of a female. Most I believe would conform to a diagnosis from the DSM IV, or could be used as a replacement for a semi flat tire. Irrespective of whatever your viewpoint, females and children are state property be very wary of what you make contracts or relationships with, they can be inferred by judicial fiat. Rent one before you commit to any longterm relationship, try Nevada they are cheaper there.
Just wondering, but do you live in your mom's basement?

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FARII wrote:
<quoted text>Oh. I see. good analogy. These "Ugly Aussie women" threads get more hits than all the others combined and if you follow them a bit, it's mostly American men on them, talking to each other. It's like Jr. High gym class in here. I usually have an intuition about these things but with this, I'm at a total loss as to why they're Sooo fascinated with such! Pathetic!
Typically as you know in the news or any other form of topic that have the most undesirable are the most sought after. Not sure why this is but can't help but wonder if people may compare themselves and perhaps it makes them feel better if others are worst off than them. Like you I personally never did feel better by knowing someone else's misfortunes.

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Peter of Perth WA wrote:
Well, even in the cities, we blokes need good looking women, true beauty is only skin deep, but we have to look at them and the fat women of Australia munching away at the meat pies dont help either. They just dont have class, they talk rough like men, dress up like men and dont know how to take care of their appearance. Every time I drive, I itch if I dont wind down the window and yell "get off the car and run you fat ugly ****!" Id rather go to Asia or Europe and find my fun.
Poita, there is already a few threads on this topic.

Are you so classy, though, that you had to start another one? OK then 'Classy Chris'. LOL.

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Poita - what makes you think the women in Europe and Asia would even notice you? You're just a stupid bloke with no class and no brain - women everywhere laugh at your sort mate. Not only in Australia.

Poita! Poita! Poita!
Oi! Oi! Oi!
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Just wondering, but do you live in your mom's basement?
Good grief not you again, super fem troll with nads. Not only should I leave my basement, according to some kangaroo thinking I should now assume the position. OK, I give in your house is the center of the Universe, your thoughts are devine, and the leader of your state as well as your wife are not corruption incarnate. Your insightful input is welcome, I shall now go away and kiss my collective behind, from the best of communist posters.
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Gold_Fire wrote:
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Typically as you know in the news or any other form of topic that have the most undesirable are the most sought after. Not sure why this is but can't help but wonder if people may compare themselves and perhaps it makes them feel better if others are worst off than them. Like you I personally never did feel better by knowing someone else's misfortunes.
I don't even agree with their criteria for assessing women. GAG! They have to be losers who have damned little real life experience with women. There romance occurs on the TV screen during rap music videos, evidently. This is the MTV generation talking and it ain't pretty. Additionally, how many of these blokes do ya' think would make the big time in Hollywood?

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Kazzi wrote:
Poita - what makes you think the women in Europe and Asia would even notice you? You're just a stupid bloke with no class and no brain - women everywhere laugh at your sort mate. Not only in Australia.
Poita! Poita! Poita!
Oi! Oi! Oi!
Please don't encourage them!!! sigh!!!!!
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Kazzi wrote:
Poita - what makes you think the women in Europe and Asia would even notice you? You're just a stupid bloke with no class and no brain - women everywhere laugh at your sort mate. Not only in Australia.
Poita! Poita! Poita!
Oi! Oi! Oi!
Here's how they see it Kazzi, "Passport, check. Wallet, check. I can fake it from here on out!"
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Kazzi wrote:
Poita - what makes you think the women in Europe and Asia would even notice you? You're just a stupid bloke with no class and no brain - women everywhere laugh at your sort mate. Not only in Australia.
Poita! Poita! Poita!
Oi! Oi! Oi!
A tiny new wrinkle in an age-old conversation. Every man wants the insatiable supermodel. Every woman wants the rich hunk. Most wind up with less, and even those who "make it" sometimes regret it. Jennifer Aniston, anyone? Married a hunk with the morals of an alley cat. Not as Great as promised!

Kazzi, you have that ****-talk down cold! I trust you learned it in a movie. Which one? Inquiring minds need to know!
Peter

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<quoted text>Good grief not you again, super fem troll with nads. Not only should I leave my basement, according to some kangaroo thinking I should now assume the position. OK, I give in your house is the center of the Universe, your thoughts are devine, and the leader of your state as well as your wife are not corruption incarnate. Your insightful input is welcome, I shall now go away and kiss my collective behind, from the best of communist posters.
Come on, be honest, can you even understand the stuff you write?
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