Boynton Beach man wins McDonald's chant contest

No Obama No Problem wrote:

High blood pressure bust in cause I eat at micky dees
Cholesterol so high that I’m starting to wheeze
Quarter pounder flapping cause it made me so fat
Ate so many egg mcmuffins and I’m feeling kind of flat
I woofed them greasy fries cause that’s my style
Tried to jog it off but I cannot walk a mile
Rapped my lat words before I lay down to die
Should have gone some place where all the food was not fried.

priceless wrote:

Not one thread can go without racism. So sad.

priceless wrote:

Not one thread can go without racism. So sad.

lab-rat wrote:

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Ok, how's this?
McDonalds tried to 'white up' the contest by calling it a 'chant' instead of 'rap'.
Nice try, cholesterol peddlers...

fa q wrote:

only in florida would the word "BeehNar" be built into the filter. We dont have that problem up here in New England.. do minorities even know we exist yet? Where the hell are they all? shhhhhhhhhhh...:P I love the 1st amendment!

yoohoo wrote:

McDonalds is officially a negro establishment, just like the NBA, MTV, etc. Just another reason to avoid McDonalds.

RED BARON wrote:

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Too funny. McDonald's should have required all contestants to be gainfully and legally employed full time before submitting their entry. That would have eliminated about 90% of the entry submissions.

Mangler wrote:

If Mickey D's didn't want whites any more, then why are they adding coffee stations to their outlets to mimic Starbucks?

lab-rat wrote:

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Coloured people don't like coffee?

Mangler wrote:

No, coffee isn't a race issue. I was having fun with it, though, in response to all of the posters who turned Big Macs into a race issue.
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lab-rat wrote:

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Big Macs ARE a race issue...

Mangler wrote:

I prefer to refer to mine as a Quarter Pounder, no cheese.
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