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Think you're funnier than Scott Adams?
In Scott Adams ' reading of the Internet, you either ride the train or it runs you over.
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I've used Alice's hair to shade me so I don't get sunburn anymore.
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I stayed awake through almost the entire 5-minute Daily Huddle.
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I haven't punched myself in the face yet today.
Wait! never mind. |
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I thought you said daily puddle. Excuse me.
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I licked the glaze off the bottom of one of the donuts and out it back in the box.
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Funnier than Dilbert? Doing the laundry is funnier than Dilbert.
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I picked up your cleaning, sir.
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I stopped violating an artist's intellectual property rights because he gave permission to use his work. Now illegal downloads aren't any fun.
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I used the *6 feature to mute my phone and was able to flush the toilet during a conference call. I think it's called mutli-tasking.
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"I told Carol, the secretary, to make more coffee. And she did. But I had to give up my parking space."
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I reported the 5 minute huddle a smoke-fest and got it banned forever.
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Would getting a front row parking space qualifiy?
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The second hand on the clock stops at the 54th second for two beats, meaning we met for five minutes, 10 seconds.
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Just this morning I located my cubicle in my first attempt.
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Sorry I'm late, I forgot what day you scheduled the daily huddle.
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It's much funnier to not mute the phone and flush during a conference call |
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the birds didn't crash.
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“miss Independent ” 
Joined: Oct 6, 2007 Comments: 2928 |
i tried to kill a bird by chucking it of a cliff
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Perhaps a 2-minute weekly huddle is a better idea.
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“miss Independent ”
Joined: Oct 6, 2007 Comments: 2928 |
haha i tried to drown a fish
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