5 things to do this weekend

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The tree will be lighted at 5:50 and the parade will start five minutes later. Fireworks are set for 6:50 and a laser light show at 7:05. Free.
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ep student

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it would b nice to know what day these events are... does the writer know that the weekend consists of more than 1 day???
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ep student wrote:
it would b nice to know what day these events are... does the writer know that the weekend consists of more than 1 day???
Most people in this town are so pie eyed on Friday night that they have to sleep it off the rest of the weekend. For those that don't get pie faced, they don't really care what's out there because they want to sit and run their pie hole all the time. After a night of binge drinking, a fresh baked pie is good, though, so he should give a review of Marie Calendars.
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ep student wrote:
it would b nice to know what day these events are... does the writer know that the weekend consists of more than 1 day???
lol either they edited it or i read wrong.... my bad it does say saturday on the tree lighting
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Dec 10, 2010
 
That dog show sounds so awesome. I love to go to these things to see the Giant Schnauzers.
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Lloyd wrote:
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Most people in this town are so pie eyed on Friday night that they have to sleep it off the rest of the weekend. For those that don't get pie faced, they don't really care what's out there because they want to sit and run their pie hole all the time. After a night of binge drinking, a fresh baked pie is good, though, so he should give a review of Marie Calendars.
I think Marie's is closed.
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<quoted text> Bend over then joto and moisten your fundillo for that schnazer.
How very "SHAMEFUL" at Chrismas Time!!!!
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How can you fight over a giant schnazer. Just looking to start a arguement I guess. Some things left out. Two beautiful days to go hikeing, bikeing, bird watching, picnicing, just get out of the house and away from the TV and beer box.
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Dec 11, 2010
 
This is the funniest blog Ive ever seen
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Santa wrote:
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How very "SHAMEFUL" at Chrismas Time!!!!
You must be an old prude.

Be quiet you old hag and go out and drink some prune juice.
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Dec 11, 2010
 
Doesn't any of you idiotas notice how the dum(@&$ writter mispelled Christmas!!! And arrriiivvva la razzzaaaaaa!!! Juaritoz in the house!!!
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Larry wrote:
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I agree. It's even warm enough now to do some nude hiking in the Franklins, which I'm very fond of doing. There's nothing like getting back to nature in the most natural way, except for the oil that I like to rub all over my body. If anyone wants to join me, I'd be happy to share a fair amount of oil.
Along with your share of STDs! No thanks, pumpkin.
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Dec 11, 2010
 
Another thing to do this weekend is to watch speedy cumswalloez suck on petros balls.......

andale andale y arriba.......
Major John Cook

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Speedy Gonsalez wrote:
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Yes, and we also noticed how you can't spell "writer" and "aribba"
ja ja ja ja ja ja
Aribba! aribba! andale! andale!
Thats true you like to choke on petros balls. And it Is Ariva. Just ask you're mama she's always ariva!!!
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Dec 11, 2010
 
i got a giant trouser schnazuer for you!
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Kandee Kumm wrote:
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Along with your share of STDs! No thanks, pumpkin.
No STD's here. I was just tested last month at the insistence of my date's mother. She was reluctant initially to let her 19 year old go out with a 46 year old man, but after I showed her I was clean, she consented. It's so tragic that such stereotypes exist in your mind. Men like me who use a fair amount of oil are not always promiscuous.
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Dec 11, 2010
 
Poopy head wrote:
i got a giant trouser schnazuer for you!
Well when your horny daughter is done with it maybe you let your old lady share it. I'm tired of hearing her complaints about your tiny wanger.
long gone

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Dec 11, 2010
 
The city parks department's 75th annual Chiurstmas Tree Lighting
What the hell is a Chiurstmas Tree?
The best view of El Paso is in the rear view mirror as you leave town. Last American out, please turn off the lights!!
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Larry wrote:
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No STD's here. I was just tested last month at the insistence of my date's mother. She was reluctant initially to let her 19 year old go out with a 46 year old man, but after I showed her I was clean, she consented. It's so tragic that such stereotypes exist in your mind. Men like me who use a fair amount of oil are not always promiscuous.
I use a fair amount of oil too when I go to the beach and people still look at me funny even though I'm a body builder and look great in my speedo. You're right - it isn't fair.

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