Scientist hoping to recreate real dinosaur to speak at UGA

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dinotrek27 wrote:

The good news: He might succeed.
The bad news: He might succeed.

Balaur wrote:

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What?

dinotrek27 wrote:

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haha read between the lines

Balaur wrote:

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What do you mean?

dinotrek27 wrote:

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I meant that while it is a great scientific breakthrough to clone dinosaurs, who knows what will happen if they got loose

Lord Pattinson wrote:

i can find no records of utahraptor, which has records idicating it is the largest dromaeosaurid -'raptor' as you refer to it as - exceeding the size that records indicate large ursus species can reach, and records are available of ursus killing humans
i would conclude that we are more akin to utahraptor prey than we are to ursus prey, thus i would wager that utahraptor would consier us food when un-armed.
i can atest that they are capable of killing humans, prisoners in my 666th castle have experienced this first hand, as they could atest had they not been devoured

dinotrek27 wrote:

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I meant that while it is a great scientific breakthrough to clone dinosaurs, who knows what will happen if they got loose

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Balaur wrote:

no one cares about
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But no one cares anyway.

Balaur wrote:

Luckily

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all your stupid castles are destroyed

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buried

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no one will recreate them

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because they are useless

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ugly

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dirty

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was created [BY] a freak

Balaur wrote:

But no one cares anyway.

Edaphosaurus wrote:

If Jack Horner DOES create dinosaurs will you all forgive him for the whole T-rex scavenger thing and the T-rex vs Spinosaurus thing?

Tyrannosaurus Rex wrote:

Jack Horner is just plain stupid, C'MON Horner! He thinks T. rex is a scavenger! Infact, he's a jack hole!

Lord Pattinson wrote:

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i cannot comprehend why, if you claim that nobody cares, you took the time to respond to that small segment of my post, as opposed to responding to the bulk of my post.
allow me to respond to this childish rage outburst
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i belive i stated that my glorious castles restrain my wrath from you mortals. thus stating that it is lucky they are 'destroyed' contradicts you primitive humans' basic survival instincts. very peculiar, this requires more investigation
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then pray tell why i am not weilding my sacred flesh grater and running rampant within your town?
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it would require some degree of force to bury such a large structure
by large i am talking in the region of 2000 square miles of ground floor area per castle
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they do not require to be recreated, for they are everlasting. such narrow minded individuals such as yourself simply cannot observe them.
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refer to the segment of my post that describes the bare outline of the function of these castles
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subjective
you, however, cannot cast an opinion on their appearance as you have not set eye upon their magnificent design
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dirt is an illusion
the bacteria contained within are rarely harmful even to humans, and are critical in building a suitable immune system
dirt is irrelevant to a structure un-inhabited (excluding the odd servant, prisoner and pet) and created by a being such as myself, who is not affected by dirt
would you like to be the cleaner boy?
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touche my boy
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if i may stoop to your low levels of communication
ORLY?
http://images.wikia.com/meme/images/7/73/O_rl...
i await your response with bated breath (there is a term in your language refered to as 'sarcasm')

We saw this idiot off ages ago

A Raging Noob wrote:

Jack Horner is just plain stupid, C'MON Horner! He thinks T. rex is a scavenger! Infact, he's a jack hole!