World is to end (again) on Saturday - now Russians know it too

Could someone get in touch with pukra & ms tractor so they vanish by Saturday ?
I think, I can manage to hold on until Saturday.

"The radio host blamed this on a mathematical error in his calculations."

........give the man a chocolate teapot and ask him to work out why it doesn't work.

in the great book it says god said no one on earth will know when he comes back so.......incorrect

what does it say when weapon manufacturer's have just as much prophecy

there should be "many" Christs, Mohammed's, Ghandi's

SOME BELIEVE FISSION IS GIFT FROM GOD
http://library.thinkquest.org/26026/Science/n...

There is no 'god', and the 'good book' is a fantasy for the gullible and the weak-minded.

Camping will have to re-evaluate his calculations again, on Sunday 22nd

ok the World is going to end in a few hours (presumably there will be a gradual ending starting in the correct time zone like an apocalyptic mexican wave). So I want y'all to have a nice group hug and kiss and make up!

Any requests for those of you who are going to hell? Extra fire blankets, or perhaps some asbestos gloves?:D

Greetings from Russia, folks! It's a nice day today, really gorgeous day. Actually we've survived the first doomsday predicted. Let us survive all the rest ones, no matter how numerous they are!

Ivan wrote:

Greetings from Russia, folks! It's a nice day today, really gorgeous day. Actually we've survived the first doomsday predicted. Let us survive all the rest ones, no matter how numerous they are!

Glad to hear it. Nice to know. I'm in trouble, I bought tickets to the space station on a credit card and now I can't afford to pay for it.

I like cake.

kay wrote:

in the great book it says god said no one on earth will know when he comes back so.......incorrect

that great book also had a story about a talking snake that made a naked chick eat a fruit which resulted in the whole humanity being doomed. Have you tried reading something a little bit less ridiculous?

DirtyMexican wrote:

I like cake.

Yes CAKE we like CAKE too. Please have some CAKE waiting for us upon our arrival!

But it's Sunday.

casual observer wrote:

But it's Sunday.

Ummmm Yeah, Sunday..... SO WHAT! JUST PREPARE SOME CAKE, WE WANT CAKE AND DON'T CARE WHAT DAY IT IS! WE ARE SERIOUS HUMANS YOU BETTER HAVE SOME CAKE WHEN WE GET THERE!!!

Were you the guy who wrote that book "To Serve Man"?

Are you the guy in the picture?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/To_Serve_Man_ (The_Twilight_Zone)

If so, you need a frontal lobotomy, dude.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Toserveman....

casual observer wrote:

Were you the guy who wrote that book "To Serve Man"?
Are you the guy in the picture?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/To_Serve_Man_ (The_Twilight_Zone)
If so, you need a frontal lobotomy, dude.

Look again dude, that is a Kanamit. Kanamit's look nothing like my Race. They are like 9' tall! We are on average 5' tall much like humans. And besides, we eat CAKE NOT HUMANS! Are you listening? CAKE we eat CAKE!!! Now, kindly get in you kitchen and bake us a CAKE!!!

Geeezzzz, whats it gonna take to get some CAKE ARROUND HERE???

Tutti Frutti OK with you?

casual observer wrote:

Tutti Frutti OK with you?

Yes it is, yum!!! Can you put some chocolate chips and anchovies in it too?!?!?

Yeay!!!!! Finally some CAKE!!!!

Hey, over here in another discussion is a real hot head that wants to kick people in the peanuts, go check him out, his name is Art... http://www.topix.com/forum/news/ufo-and-alien...

A Letter Given to Timothy, For James, and For all God’s sons and daughters, who abide in Christ Jesus, and He in them.
[A question asked for James: Lord, what does your voice sound like?]
To James, and to all those who have received ears to hear... you, My own beloved, who in, I see of Myself.
Beloved, listen, and hear and know the love of a father, even of your Father in Heaven, and that voice you have heard and will come to know.
Beloved, come and be filled with the joy of the Lord,
even of that which never fades;
nor does it slumber, nor will it ever pass away...
A flood of joy flowing into the innermost parts of your being,
cascading through your spirit,
reaching deep into that hidden place known only to the Lord,
made and fashioned so those of the flesh may know Me...
Unlocked and opened by the trusting in, and the knowledge of,
The Greatest of all loves, Christ the Lord...
Surpassing time and space, life and death...
Perfect peace...
Yea, inside pure and undefiled love...
Love, of such a kind, cleansing every part seen and unseen, known and unknown...
The love of such majesty and power, that even that corrupted is remade in the image of God...
From grace to Grace, from light to The Light...
My glory shown in you and through you...
Bright and shining, a flame brought forth, even from My own glory given to My beloved,
of which can never be put out, nor can it flicker, nor can it ever be covered...
For where I am, there is no darkness at all.
Beloved, you are never alone...
There I am...
In you and with you, the blood in your veins...
Of which you have drank and accepted, even to the very salt in your tears.
Let Me wipe them away, even every one, numbering them,
counted unto love’s purpose, brought forth from the heart,
manifest in the eyes of the redeemed...
Even as that poured out from My side and that received in Me,
even as Eve given to Adam.
And so it is with My Bride, both taken, and given and received,
and brought forth of the same...
Beloved, I am the Fulfillment of All Things!
In My arms, Heaven and earth pass away...
Only perfect fulfillment remains...
You and I united, love’s completion...
Your image, Mine...
Father and son...
The Father’s joy accomplished.
Know you not, I have loved you all your life, even from the foundation of the world? Even upon the cross, I knew you and remembered you in My Kingdom. Beloved, all those with Me have never departed. At no time have I ever lost one of those the Father has given Me.
Beloved, here is wisdom surpassing human knowledge: Satan has NO POWER AT ALL, nor has he ever changed even one tittle of that written, according to the Father’s will. For those, who have eternal life, were known to Me from the foundation of the world; and those, written in My book, were written there from the beginning.
Is the Lord’s hand shortened, at all, that He can not save?
Is My ear dulled, that I can not hear?
And so I speak to all My sheep, yet they have forgotten how to listen. And so I have taken, from among you, one who was ignorant, void of all doctrine and teaching, and spoke to him these words,“Timothy, read My Word.” And from then on has he heard My voice.
And what of My voice, you ask? And its sound?... Its tone?... Its passion?
This is what I say to you: Listen, and you shall also know.
How does water taste to the man lost in the desert, dying for thirst?
How does food taste to the starving?
How does love feel to the desolate?
How does the warmth of a fire feel to those coming in from the cold?
How does the caress of your beloved feel after many days apart?
How does a new father look upon his newborn child?
How can one describe the sound of love, that surpasses knowledge,
The sound of what My love is?...
Can you hold the infinite in your hand?
Beloved, here is what My voice sounds like, to those who love Me...
A still small voice.
And to the rest:

THE VOICE OF TRUTH.
http://trumpetcallofgodonline.com/index.php5...