I have problems comprehending this news story... are they installing showers at the Meteor Buffet? Why would the moon be hampering it? Sun Myung Moon? Moon? Are moonies trying to shut the Meteor Buffet down? Or are the showers for the hot chink waitresses... sorta like what they have in high-end strip clubs? Splash Dance? Chink Splash? Or are these showers for the restaurants patrons? Like a truck stop? Maybe a group "Second Mile" shower in honor of Coach Sandusky? After about four or five plates of their authentic food, I start shooting splattering poo out my bung hole, and could use a good shower afterwards. Great job!