Maya discovery may change Doomsday date

chromo24 wrote:

If the Mayans were so damn prophetic, how come they didn't see the Spanish coming?

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. Duh, duh, duh duh.

Three words day lights savings

I should of been using condoms !!

Colorado Chick wrote:

ANYTHING...TO DISTRACT Americans from the real-life drama that is occurring right under OUR NOSES..LIKE Hunger in America at an all-time high, college kids graduating..AND NO JOBS IN THEIR FIELDS..Also, unemployment benefits have stopped..WITH NO JOBS IN SIGHT...THE Afghanistan war continues on..WITH our troops dying for WHAT?? God knows the exact hour...

Aw, SHADDUP! Nobody wants to hear it!

chromo24 wrote:

If the Mayans were so damn prophetic, how come they didn't see the Spanish coming?

The Spanish are pretty small, duh. They were also wearing the underpants of invisibility, magical garments whose secrets have sadly been lost.

i wasnt worried.
but a party would have been nice.
:}

Don't worry folks. We have the Aztecs had a calendar too. It says the last day will be July 24th 2036. Pre-order your T-Shirts now! The hit the shelves December 22nd, 2012!

nathanielornament wrote:

no, its possible, it could end & we not notice
reality is an illusion anyway, so if 1 illusion ends, for us to know its ended wed have to share an illusion of knowing that. if enough ppl believed it to end on the original date of 21/12/12 then it would have

Stupid. Really stupid.

Pllease nobody tell DEB 27....
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Just teasin..
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Duh

Gunner wrote:

<quoted text>Aw, SHADDUP! Nobody wants to hear it!

She's right!!!

Sad news is that the Mayan apocalypse struck the mayans beween 880Ad and 920AD when they ran out of resources and the individual city states ruled by megalomaniacs consumed themselves in total war over tribute to keep the overexpanded city going.

After going "gaga", the civilisation remaining in the ex cites in the Guatemala highlands and the guatemala coast were hit by the Rebound/long duration mercalli X quake (r/lx). This event relaxed the Guatemala range (a knot of small hills the size of Scotland), and also popped out the Chiapas backarc basin and all tof the Central America arc down to David in Panama, with decreasing runout with distance from the progenitor cordillera range.
The resulting tsunami (approx 950AD) wiped out the remains of the maya living on the Guatemala coastline, and produced a palaeotsunami of at least 10m height in New zealsnd where the runout vector was pointing.

The surviving maya following that event were in the jungles of SE Guatemala, and were in large part conquered by relatives from Mexico whom built the post apocalypse civilisation calling themselves Maya whom got a 2nd apocalypse (an acopralypse?) as a result of imported Mediaeval european diseases.

Have a nice day: Ag

Well darn....there goes my Christmas plans for mayhem, pillaging and plundering.

DaveMC wrote:

Well darn....there goes my Christmas plans for mayhem, pillaging and plundering.

Hey, don't give up now! We'll start a rowdy band of misfits. No wait. That's from Island of Lost Toys. We'll be a Dastardly Bunch of Vikings, plundering and pillaging our way across the land, eating turkey legs at Renissance Fairs, dressed like pirates, then back to our ships to sail to the next Site of Mayhem, waving our banners and stomping our wooden legs. The noise will be so loud, the birds will fly from our beards, never to be seen again! Are ya with me?

Gunner wrote:

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Hey, don't give up now! We'll start a rowdy band of misfits. No wait. That's from Island of Lost Toys. We'll be a Dastardly Bunch of Vikings, plundering and pillaging our way across the land, eating turkey legs at Renissance Fairs, dressed like pirates, then back to our ships to sail to the next Site of Mayhem, waving our banners and stomping our wooden legs. The noise will be so loud, the birds will fly from our beards, never to be seen again! Are ya with me?

That sounds fun...As long as I dont have to cut off my leg to insert a wooden one Im with ya...lol

DaveMC wrote:

<quoted text>That sounds fun...As long as I dont have to cut off my leg to insert a wooden one Im with ya...lol

I'll go get the ship...

Gunner wrote:

<quoted text>
Hey, don't give up now! We'll start a rowdy band of misfits. No wait. That's from Island of Lost Toys. We'll be a Dastardly Bunch of Vikings, plundering and pillaging our way across the land, eating turkey legs at Renissance Fairs, dressed like pirates, then back to our ships to sail to the next Site of Mayhem, waving our banners and stomping our wooden legs. The noise will be so loud, the birds will fly from our beards, never to be seen again! Are ya with me?

That sounds a bit like the pirate company from monty python's meaning of life.

Sounds like fun though.

Have a nice day: Ag

ps. the reply feature works again .. Ya hey!:-)

Adrian Godsafe MSc wrote:

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That sounds a bit like the pirate company from monty python's meaning of life.
Sounds like fun though.
Have a nice day: Ag
ps. the reply feature works again .. Ya hey!:-)

Y'know sumpin' ya wee faerie? Yer a feckin' know-it-all eejit. Yer a stinkin' ball o' faeces wot thinks who he is. Yer a shirt-liftin' twerp wot drinks wine spritzers. By the bye ya little panty-wearin' milksop, larn to use "who" and "whom" correctly or thar's no pirate 'ceptin' Captain Poofter and his Velveteen Sodomites will give ya berth. Now feck off or I'll sew yer nipples to yer ankles backwards and have ye walk like a crab.

Pando Rajnipnip wrote:

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Y'know sumpin' ya wee faerie? Yer a feckin' know-it-all eejit. Yer a stinkin' ball o' faeces wot thinks who he is. Yer a shirt-liftin' twerp wot drinks wine spritzers. By the bye ya little panty-wearin' milksop, larn to use "who" and "whom" correctly or thar's no pirate 'ceptin' Captain Poofter and his Velveteen Sodomites will give ya berth. Now feck off or I'll sew yer nipples to yer ankles backwards and have ye walk like a crab.

Pirate metal!!!

Yo ho ho.

Try to tune of "keel haul the landlubber".

or possibly "shipping off to boston (to find my wooden leg)".

Have a nice day. Ag

ps.
Sindhbad has gone off to sea this year... left a lot of werckage behind after the last 2 years in the Indus region. Reason for change in plans apparently a change in climate mode. Was mode#2 now mode#3 due to an increase in oceanic surface equatorial temperature. May turn up anywhere in summertime now from Sri Lanka to Yemen, and likely to go to Atacama for Xmas break.

pps.
Pakistan likely to see no change in circumstances despite absence of Sindhbad. Appears at present to have been done over in a big way by a completely different gang of arabic pirates and has gone totally gaga as a result of believing the hype (& on occasion using the hypo). Mayan apocalypse repeat likely in Pakistan within the decade.

Take a feckin' hike, rookie, and keep both ends a yer alimentary tube closed for when they're open everybody suffers. Oh, I almost forgot: you're a heinous twit. Go feck yerself. And shut up.

Pando Rajnipnip wrote:

Take a feckin' hike, rookie, and keep both ends a yer alimentary tube closed for when they're open everybody suffers. Oh, I almost forgot: you're a heinous twit. Go feck yerself. And shut up.

say hi to sindhbad when you see him.

have a nice day: Ag