Help my topic stay at number ONE!

Seems I spend too much time on Topix/Sacramento.

Perhaps with your help, this will be the most popular thread on the board. The beauty of it is that it is pointless and exists simply for my enjoyment!

Come on, reply and keep this meaningless drivel the Political, Social and Geographic center of the universe!

Don't make me beg now.

JC

How am I ever going to catch up with the Lookens, Mergemans, Denver Dan's and Flossgirls of Topix if I don't get some serious posting done?

Help a brothah out here!

CIAO

What topic?

Amazon Queen wrote:

What topic?

There is no topic, point or reason for this thread.
That is my intention by the way.

I want to see how long this thread will run while having ZERO relevance to anything.

I guess my sense of humor is lost on some people.

Thanks for replying however.

So ...ok.

What if I decide to hit on Amazon Queen and she gets offended and slaps me silly.

Wouldn't that basically make my inability to score the topic of this forum?

Looken wrote:

So ...ok.
What if I decide to hit on Amazon Queen and she gets offended and slaps me silly.
Wouldn't that basically make my inability to score the topic of this forum?

That would likely cause the topic to shift to YOU and your amourous pursuit of the Amazon Queen.
Of course, any violent action would have to be investigated by law enforcement to decide whether use of force was justified.

Be sure to log in daily to keep up on this developing situation.

I'm feeling pretty good about myself. Got all my outside lights up and they look pretty damned professional if you ask me.

Blue lights with red candy cane trim along the sidewalk.

Today we're going over the SF to do a little Christmas shopping with my youngest daughter. I get to be chauffeured around by someone who knows how to drive in a city of crazy people.

Not a bad deal.

So Amazon Queen? What do you want for Christmas.

I already know what you want JTTG... a new shiny red tow truck. Right?

Amazon Queen wrote:

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FUNNY you should say that. I've been thinking about you ever since you made the comment that you could "use a BJ" yourself. You know, your avatar looks like you are in the process of getting one.

Dang, this forum is getting more attention than the ones I create with serious issues, or seriously funny issues. Do I need an avatar, or do I simply get a green background? Geez....

I think discrimination is in order, and the ACLU needs to become involved, because:

I'm anonymous and pictureless.

Posting just to help the thread run.

I now feel part of a group, something I have to defend, my family..........

Barf.

JTTG wrote:

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There is no topic, point or reason for this thread.
That is my intention by the way.
I want to see how long this thread will run while having ZERO relevance to anything.
I guess my sense of humor is lost on some people.
Thanks for replying however.

Hey, I helped, now get back out there and post on your own post. I'm tired of holding the fort.

Robespierre wrote:

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Dang, this forum is getting more attention than the ones I create with serious issues, or seriously funny issues. Do I need an avatar, or do I simply get a green background? Geez....
I think discrimination is in order, and the ACLU needs to become involved, because:
I'm anonymous and pictureless.

That is because the American spirit is always attracted to something untamed and pointless, like a topicless thread, the TV show Seinfeld and the Hillary for President campaign.

Robespierre wrote:

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Dang, this forum is getting more attention than the ones I create with serious issues, or seriously funny issues. Do I need an avatar, or do I simply get a green background? Geez....
I think discrimination is in order, and the ACLU needs to become involved, because:
I'm anonymous and pictureless.

If Hillary gets elected, I am sure a government aid program will be developed for those poor disinfranchised folks like you. Just hang in their and keep your hand out.

just helping out o keep piontless conversation going "blah blah blah"

hey know you can talk about my bad spelling and what an idiot I am

Here's my contribution...

Now, everyone explain what your screen name means (except Living in Oakdale - I think we got that one).

RSMom wrote:

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If Hillary gets elected, I am sure a government aid program will be developed for those poor disinfranchised folks like you. Just hang in their and keep your hand out.

Maybe I can finally get an avatar from the government, with my own green background, then.

Living in Oakdale wrote:

just helping out o keep piontless conversation going "blah blah blah"

Starting to sound like: "stopping by to show some love on your MySpace".

Ok, Oakdale, you're an idiot (notice it is You're, not your)

Living in Oakdale wrote:

just helping out o keep piontless conversation going "blah blah blah"

You know, its people like YOU that really makes this forum pointless.