Religion: I am a Jehovah's Witness

your in a cult

GASP! I didn't know THAT!
Does that mean I have to get rid of my ouiji boards, tarot cards, bat wings, and dead chickens?

Remove the altars for baby sacrifice from the windowless halls of DOOM!

the Mad JW wrote:

GASP! I didn't know THAT!
Does that mean I have to get rid of my ouiji boards, tarot cards, bat wings, and dead chickens?

Just the Watchtowers would be a start.

Topsy Crett wrote:

Remove the altars for baby sacrifice from the windowless halls of DOOM!

And stop dealing in Shrute bucks in the Lord's temple

Michael!

The JW dont take Schrute bucks, I have tried.

Did you see THE OFFICE last night.

The whole Dummie scene with ol Dwight was hilarious.

the Mad JW wrote:

GASP! I didn't know THAT!
Does that mean I have to get rid of my ouiji boards, tarot cards, bat wings, and dead chickens?

How about getting rid of all of your WTS cult materials.
Nobody is saying that the WTS are the only ones running a cult.
What is the cult that requires "ouiji boards, tarot cards, bat wings, and dead chickens" anyway?

I am not familiar with that cult, is that the one you belonged to before you joined the WTS?

I hav heard they are based in Illinios and claim to be direct descendents of the mother of Sleeping Beauty.

since apostates seem to be buying every single wt that comes up on ebay I think they have more to worry about ^^

you are in a cult, believe me. answer me this, do you even know the origns of your own "religon"? you will be quite shock when do. oh, wait your "religon" forbids you to read anything that disagreeds with your "teachings".( i've been studing with your peole for ten years up on till now. althougth not anymore. so don't tell me that i don't know SH#T ABOUT YOUR LITTLE CULT)

rose wrote:

you are in a cult, believe me. answer me this, do you even know the origns of your own "religon"? you will be quite shock when do. oh, wait your "religon" forbids you to read anything that disagreeds with your "teachings".( i've been studing with your peole for ten years up on till now. althougth not anymore. so don't tell me that i don't know SH#T ABOUT YOUR LITTLE CULT)

Do you know the origins of yours?

if your a catholic do you know that popes have done genocide to whole nations in the name of Jesus?

throughout history christianity has done many heinous acts but you ignore all this and only focus on Jws and their origins? Come back to me when you have studied the origins of all political groups, religions, races etc and then we will talk.

if origins is a sin then you need apply it to all groups not just one.

Topsy Crett wrote:

Remove the altars for baby sacrifice from the windowless halls of DOOM!

Have you ever been in a JW K. hall before?

JW are not a cult...
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/cult

"a group or sect bound together by veneration of the same thing, person, ideal, etc"

By this dictionary definition cult could apply to any religion claiming to believe in God, Jesus, Budda and etc...

A JW yes I have. I studied with them for five years, was an unbaptized publisher for two years, but in teh last year have decided the JW's are not for me personally.

I do however owe the JW's much gratitude for helping me to become a better person through the study of the Bible principles and know that most JW's are generally good people doing thier best to follow thier interpretation of teh Bible.

The above comment was said tounge in cheek, and I am afraid the sarcasm invovled in it didnt transfer well over the medium through which we are communicating.

I have been on and and off teh last couple of days and like your comments.

May I provide one suggestion though?

Paragraphs!

Nice to meet you, I dont know if you have been on other discussion boards or not, but do appreciate your humility and POV. I do hope you are able to maintain that as you will find that is quite difficult on here the more and more you hang around.

OK, I have to ask...wtf is a Schrute buck? Is it like Momopoly money?

The Real Lori wrote:

OK, I have to ask...wtf is a Schrute buck? Is it like Momopoly money?

No but monopoly money is.

Oh snap...my faux pas.

LOL

Reniaa, POST#9, Really? I have a huge stack THAT i KEPT! How much are they going for? MeMe

meme wrote:

Reniaa, POST#9, Really? I have a huge stack THAT i KEPT! How much are they going for? MeMe

lol thats for you to find out, hun.

hahaha wrote:

<quoted text>Lets just say your right which your not.
The Mormons arent a cult either.
Cult or not the JWs are destructive.

Please provide proof.
The JWs fit every description of a cult.
The JWs would not exist if they were not a cult. If they got rid of shunning alone( a major red flag of a cult) they would disappear as a sect.