Ouija Board... SCARY STUFF! NEED HELP!

Wiccad wrote:

PH, I feel the same way. There is just something about it that feels spiritually unsafe to me. But of course that is just my opinion.=)

Ravenwolf wrote:

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Where's your sense of adventure?

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wulf wrote:

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where is your sense of judgement?
One should not open certain doors, if one cannot close them.

wulf wrote:

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where is your sense of judgement?
One should not open certain doors, if one cannot close them.

Ravenwolf wrote:

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well, no kidding. those that want to keep thinking the OUIJA board is just "a game", let them find out. those people are always the ones that think they are so friggin smart. well let's see how smart they are when they release something they cannot control.

wulf wrote:

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Unfortunately, I remove said "problems" when these people, open the door.

Ravenwolf wrote:

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well great for you. I am sure you make a real good living doing that. I am just tired of those people that you see out there that think all this kind of thing is all BS. Its not and I am tired of those people talking down at me because I know its for real.

wulf wrote:

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it's like my other "job". I'm a volunteer paramedic. I dont' get paid for it.

Nerthus wrote:

Two things people should stay away from:
1 - Jesus
2 - the Quija board
You should stay away from the Quija-board because invoking spirits is a dangerous thing to do unless under the guidance of an experienced Shaman. And even then whatever you ask comes at a price
The spirit called Jesus you should definitely stay away from, Jesus is demon spirit that prays on groups he calls his followers, under his guidance the killed more than 200 million people. Jesus is well known to set people a murderous rage, like the Korean Cho recently. He was Shouting "Jesus is in my head, I died like Jesus".
It happens very often and leads to all kind of delusions. In fact Americans should remember that they live in a continent where once lived a 100 million Indians all murdered out by the people under the influence of the Demon Jesus.
So stay away from both and don't try to get rid of spirits of the Quija-board by invoking the demon Jesus. Your mind will end up being reprogrammed to become one of his slaves. In stead of invoking spirits good or evil concentrate on God. You can worship God in any way you like. Worshipping will establish spirituality with brings real happiness far beyond what the mental programming of Jesus can accomplish. In fact Jesus only conditions people to believe they have found God, but makes them do evil things.

Ravenwolf wrote:

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That's funny! Especially the parts about the Jesus Demon! LMAO!

Nerthus wrote:

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Not so funny if you realise the followers killed 30 million pagens by the inquisition alone. Not just killed them but gruesomely tortured them first. This Demon is not to be laughed about.

Nerthus wrote:

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Not so funny if you realise the followers killed 30 million pagens by the inquisition alone. Not just killed them but gruesomely tortured them first. This Demon is not to be laughed about.

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tempest_minor wrote:

So I bought a Ouija Board yesterday. My friends and I made a pretty strong contact last night... he said that he followed us back from Wal*Mart. O.o
So -now- I'm actually researching the board. Pretty scary stuff, actually After we got back from breakfast, we asked if he was bored while we were gone. He said no, and we asked why. He went to our houses. I asked why he went to my house, and he said,'No mr. miller'. That scared the SHIT out of me, because my dad had actually gone in to work for the morning. Lucky me, I'm the one who had to bring it home. I made james (that's his name) promise to stay out of the house and remain by the trunk of my car, if he stayed around.
OOH! I was talking with my cousin, who was going to come over and use the baord with me. When I went to the trunk, where it was, the phone went all static-y. HOLY CRAP, right? Later, I asked if he could interfere with wireless things, and he said yes. HOMG, we asked when the RAPTURE and WORLD WAR THREE were going to be, and who would be the next PRESIDENT OF THE US! Want to know what it told us?
The RAPTURE (believers go to heaven while the anti-christ comes and earth burns, basically) will be in 3048, and an ice age will begin in 3049... at which point in time there will be no more people.
WORLD WAR THREE will begin in 2049. We asked who would be involved, and got this: US, CA, NK (north korea?), UK, KR (korea?), FR... I mean, freaky shizzle.
We asked if Hilary would be president. No. Democrat? No. McCain? No. Then it moved to: NY... New York? Guiliani?
HOMG, we asked where Atlantis is, and got Lat, Long, coordinates! And he said that people would be able to visit it in 2014.
A cure for cancer will be found in 2014.
There will be space colonies in 2019.
There will be genetically modified humans in 2090.
There will be hover cars in 2080.
I'm going to be a photographer and marry someone named Andrew.
O.o SPOOKY, right?
It got freakier when we asked about who we were talking with. His name is James Desgoepeon (it's Italian). He's African American, was born in Chicago, and moved to Austin in 1925, 2 years before... well... we're assuming 2 years before he died, becaues he said he was 19, and that he was born in 1918. He worked at a Barnes and Nobles on Oltorf. I mean, he gave us a street name!
He answered questions about our guardian angels (apparantly mine was sleeping...) My cousin's is a girl, and mine is a guy. But wait... I thought angels were sex-less, seeing as how they don't reproduce.
...
Or do they? O.o
HOMG! The first time I asked who I was going to marry, he said (jokingly, as we later discovered)'hary Poter'. It's a well known fact that I despise Rowling. Today, I asked how he knew I didn't like it, and said that I was 'OPEN AS A BOOK'. O.O SPELLED OUT PERFECTLY!
I asked that if 10 years from now we find the board, would he still be there.
The pointer moved to 'yes'.
I'm a little bit freaked out now, especially now that I have to sleep alone.
Ooh, to make matters worse, I read that asking them to physically move something is what opens the door.
Well, my cousin and I were like, well, can you move this little peice of paper? So I set it on the corner of the Ouija box... which was sitting on my bed! I don't know if it was the fan, or what, but the paper was still for a while, but then it just fell off the corner. O.o I'm praying that it was the fan.
I don't know what to do with it- or the supposed window it made in my bedroom. Burn it? Break it into 7 peices and bury it? Sit it in kosher salt overnight? Just throw it away? Return it to walmart?!

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tempest_minor wrote:

So I bought a Ouija Board yesterday. My friends and I made a pretty strong contact last night... he said that he followed us back from Wal*Mart. O.o
So -now- I'm actually researching the board. Pretty scary stuff, actually After we got back from breakfast, we asked if he was bored while we were gone. He said no, and we asked why. He went to our houses. I asked why he went to my house, and he said,'No mr. miller'. That scared the SHIT out of me, because my dad had actually gone in to work for the morning. Lucky me, I'm the one who had to bring it home. I made james (that's his name) promise to stay out of the house and remain by the trunk of my car, if he stayed around.
OOH! I was talking with my cousin, who was going to come over and use the baord with me. When I went to the trunk, where it was, the phone went all static-y. HOLY CRAP, right? Later, I asked if he could interfere with wireless things, and he said yes. HOMG, we asked when the RAPTURE and WORLD WAR THREE were going to be, and who would be the next PRESIDENT OF THE US! Want to know what it told us?
The RAPTURE (believers go to heaven while the anti-christ comes and earth burns, basically) will be in 3048, and an ice age will begin in 3049... at which point in time there will be no more people.
WORLD WAR THREE will begin in 2049. We asked who would be involved, and got this: US, CA, NK (north korea?), UK, KR (korea?), FR... I mean, freaky shizzle.
We asked if Hilary would be president. No. Democrat? No. McCain? No. Then it moved to: NY... New York? Guiliani?
HOMG, we asked where Atlantis is, and got Lat, Long, coordinates! And he said that people would be able to visit it in 2014.
A cure for cancer will be found in 2014.
There will be space colonies in 2019.
There will be genetically modified humans in 2090.
There will be hover cars in 2080.
I'm going to be a photographer and marry someone named Andrew.
O.o SPOOKY, right?
It got freakier when we asked about who we were talking with. His name is James Desgoepeon (it's Italian). He's African American, was born in Chicago, and moved to Austin in 1925, 2 years before... well... we're assuming 2 years before he died, becaues he said he was 19, and that he was born in 1918. He worked at a Barnes and Nobles on Oltorf. I mean, he gave us a street name!
He answered questions about our guardian angels (apparantly mine was sleeping...) My cousin's is a girl, and mine is a guy. But wait... I thought angels were sex-less, seeing as how they don't reproduce.
...
Or do they? O.o
HOMG! The first time I asked who I was going to marry, he said (jokingly, as we later discovered)'hary Poter'. It's a well known fact that I despise Rowling. Today, I asked how he knew I didn't like it, and said that I was 'OPEN AS A BOOK'. O.O SPELLED OUT PERFECTLY!
I asked that if 10 years from now we find the board, would he still be there.
The pointer moved to 'yes'.
I'm a little bit freaked out now, especially now that I have to sleep alone.
Ooh, to make matters worse, I read that asking them to physically move something is what opens the door.
Well, my cousin and I were like, well, can you move this little peice of paper? So I set it on the corner of the Ouija box... which was sitting on my bed! I don't know if it was the fan, or what, but the paper was still for a while, but then it just fell off the corner. O.o I'm praying that it was the fan.
I don't know what to do with it- or the supposed window it made in my bedroom. Burn it? Break it into 7 peices and bury it? Sit it in kosher salt overnight? Just throw it away? Return it to walmart?!

ITT Expert wrote:

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LMAO! Thanks for the laugh. If the rapture doesn't
happen until 3048, it explains why some Christian Bible bashers don't care about spewing their self-righteous hate, and intolerence. Obviously, if you're not going to live to see the Rapture, who cares? Why even bother following Jesus' teachings of tolerance, love and forgiveness, right? I especially liked the whole James Goesapeon thing. I bet James(the Italian, African-American) "does go a peeeon" when he has to. You sure he didn't take a crap on your board and you became full of it? I also enjoyed when you said he worked at Barnes & Noble waaay back in 1918.
Anyway, here's my solution. Put the board on your bed. Take some charcoal briquets, put them on the middle of the board and then set the board on fire. I thought the God of the Bible punishes people for dabbling with that. I would be praying very hard for my soul if I were you. PWND!!!

Rhyno wrote:

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Christians who are intollerant... interesting choice of words. Just like your intollerant to christianity right?