Educated What is a Discovery Institute Creationist

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AmericasBestChristian wrote:

Holy Spirit and King James's Christ! I'm just an innocent bystander to this thread and the responses by the THEISTS are just so revolting, perverse and degenerate! If my East Texas Christian momma heard a proclaimed believer speaking like that, she'd attribute such filth to a mad rash of chigger bites, obvious coprophagy or Satanic possession...Filth like that doesn't come out of the mouth of someone who’s been anointed by the Holy Spirit and saved through Christ's atoning death (Christ was a trooper for pain)…Hell’s bells, my East Texas Christian momma would have the RIGHTEOUS church ostracize the pervert until such a time as the sodomite repented and received a mouthful of Savior... Specifically, one pervert on this thread has been asking about "pole dancing", repeatedly asking about pole dancing, gang rape and other sick fantasies! I'd wager the pervert is a MORMON although I thought all Morons had died in Waco back in ’93. Methodists are no better because everyone knows a Methodist is a Baptist who went back to drinking and doesn’t want to be judged none.
Atheists, please don’t fall for Mormon lies. Mormons are not TRUE Christians. Mormonism is, hands down, the most hilarious made-up religion Satan ever boiled up from the Lake of Fire. Mormonism is America’s favorite fantasy religion role-playing game that doesn’t include a GENUINE invisible God. The Mormons will try to seduce you into the worship of false gods with sicky-poo talk about all their amazing pairs of magic underwear and how they “pole dance” with their sister wives on planet Kolob. They will tell you that Jesus Christ was Satan’s brother; that dead people can be baptized; that the Garden of Eden is in Missouri; that blacks could not be saved before 1978 and that children between the ages of 18-21 should wear name badges, ride bicycles and always smile.
I’m laughing harder than the time I was trying to explain to a group of atheists how the Scientologists arrived on Earth in a space ship piloted by talking, lava-dwelling sea clams. The only God capable of saving you is the God of the King James Bible and the Pledge of Allegiance. Don’t be seduced by Mormon talk of pole dancing in sexy magic underwear with all them sister wives on planet Kolob. GLORY!

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TedHOhio wrote:

Their belief that lying for Jesus is perfectly acceptable! The ends justifies the means!

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Amused wrote:

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Mr. Pot, meet Mr. Kettle. Mr. Kettle, this is Mr. Pot. You two should hit it off well, you have much in common. Your delusion is just as absurd as the mormonism you denounce. It only does not seem bizarre to you because you were indoctrinated into it at a young age, before you developed critical thinking skills. Your book of magic stories, including talking snakes and donkeys, a deranged and genocidal deity who murders children, likes slavery and really loves animal sacrifices is just as demented as scientology or mormonism.

havent forgotten wrote:

<quoted text> you must admit there is quite a lot of stiff competition for who has the most deranged and genocidal deities, and the most nonsensical doctrines.
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Amused wrote:

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It's a 10,000 way tie for first place.

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AmericasBestChristian wrote:

Holy Spirit and King James's Christ! I'm just an innocent bystander to this thread and the responses by the THEISTS are just so revolting, perverse and degenerate! If my East Texas Christian momma heard a proclaimed believer speaking like that, she'd attribute such filth to a mad rash of chigger bites, obvious coprophagy or Satanic possession...Filth like that doesn't come out of the mouth of someone who’s been anointed by the Holy Spirit and saved through Christ's atoning death (Christ was a trooper for pain)…Hell’s bells, my East Texas Christian momma would have the RIGHTEOUS church ostracize the pervert until such a time as the sodomite repented and received a mouthful of Savior... Specifically, one pervert on this thread has been asking about "pole dancing", repeatedly asking about pole dancing, gang rape and other sick fantasies! I'd wager the pervert is a MORMON although I thought all Morons had died in Waco back in ’93. Methodists are no better because everyone knows a Methodist is a Baptist who went back to drinking and doesn’t want to be judged none.
Atheists, please don’t fall for Mormon lies. Mormons are not TRUE Christians. Mormonism is, hands down, the most hilarious made-up religion Satan ever boiled up from the Lake of Fire. Mormonism is America’s favorite fantasy religion role-playing game that doesn’t include a GENUINE invisible God. The Mormons will try to seduce you into the worship of false gods with sicky-poo talk about all their amazing pairs of magic underwear and how they “pole dance” with their sister wives on planet Kolob. They will tell you that Jesus Christ was Satan’s brother; that dead people can be baptized; that the Garden of Eden is in Missouri; that blacks could not be saved before 1978 and that children between the ages of 18-21 should wear name badges, ride bicycles and always smile.
I’m laughing harder than the time I was trying to explain to a group of atheists how the Scientologists arrived on Earth in a space ship piloted by talking, lava-dwelling sea clams. The only God capable of saving you is the God of the King James Bible and the Pledge of Allegiance. Don’t be seduced by Mormon talk of pole dancing in sexy magic underwear with all them sister wives on planet Kolob. GLORY!

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Mr. Pot, meet Mr. Kettle. Mr. Kettle, this is Mr. Pot. You two should hit it off well, you have much in common. Your delusion is just as absurd as the mormonism you denounce. It only does not seem bizarre to you because you were indoctrinated into it at a young age, before you developed critical thinking skills. Your book of magic stories, including talking snakes and donkeys, a deranged and genocidal deity who murders children, likes slavery and really loves animal sacrifices is just as demented as scientology or mormonism.

Givemeliberty wrote:

Lmfao!!!
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-Skeptic- wrote:

Buck Crick is Educated What. No doubt about it. He even uses the same bwahahaha phrase.

This little turd has been smoked out.

Educated What wrote:

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I'm a Creationist douchebag with no life. Watch as I bring the thread that exposes me to the top. Why isn't god real, oh why oh why mommy. Why won't they believe in my imagination? Why must I lie about atheists so much??

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-Skeptic- wrote:

Buck Crick is Educated What. No doubt about it. He even uses the same bwahahaha phrase.
This little turd has been smoked out.

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Amused wrote:

<quoted text>I doubt it. Buck writes with more variety. EW is a johnny one note. Buck seems not to take things personally. It takes very little to get EW into juvenile insult mode. Buck seems to have a sense of humor. EW's sense of humor hasn't progressed much beyond toilet humor.

Educated What wrote:

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I don't have any proof that my cult is true. But I'm willing to lie for them.

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-Skeptic- wrote:

<quoted text>We know.

Educated What wrote:

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You're right, I'm in this forum to spread my Creationist lies at whatever cost

-Skeptic- wrote:

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Let me know when you've gotten over the fact that no atheist here is going to listen to your hallucinations of humans riding on the backs of dinosaurs.

Givemeliberty wrote:

<quoted text>Yesterday I went to UNLV to hang out with a buddy before coming home. I took the first question of the IQ test got it right and left the undisputed winner of the IQ test debate as Ew was to much of a coward to accept free plane tickets and hotel.

-Skeptic- wrote:

<quoted text>Let me know when you've gotten over the fact that no atheist here is going to listen to your hallucinations of humans riding on the backs of dinosaurs.