'Torn' between two worlds

"But in his thirties, when he learned of his Jewish identity, he struggled to figure out his place in the world, eventually coming to the conclusion that he could never repudiate his Jewish identity. Appalled by the anti-Semitism of the Catholic Church in Poland, he decided, in his mid-sixties, that he must come to Israel."

"Struggles" in friendly polakia...

My dear children, you're Holy Father PopeBennieDick has never been "Torn between two worlds" but I have been Torn between two lovers. I felt like a fool! I loved this girl but I also loved the Holy Catholic Church. Lovin' both of you is breakin' all the rules. So you're Holy Father choose the Holy Catholic Church and became celibate. Now I'm not Torn between two lovers and I don't feel like a fool because I don't break all the rules.

"Torn between two lovers, feelin' like a fool
Lovin' both of you is breakin' all the rules
Torn between two lovers, feelin' like a fool
Lovin' you both is breakin' all the rules"

"You mustn't think you've failed me
Just because there's someone else
You were the first real love I ever had
And all the things I ever said
I swear they still are true
For no one else can have the part of me I gave to you"

Echo Sperry Two Two Oh!

PopeBennieDick wrote:

My dear children, you're Holy Father PopeBennieDick has never been "Torn between two worlds" but I have been Torn between two lovers. I felt like a fool! I loved this girl but I also loved the Holy Catholic Church. Lovin' both of you is breakin' all the rules. So you're Holy Father choose the Holy Catholic Church and became celibate. Now I'm not Torn between two lovers and I don't feel like a fool because I don't break all the rules.
"Torn between two lovers, feelin' like a fool
Lovin' both of you is breakin' all the rules
Torn between two lovers, feelin' like a fool
Lovin' you both is breakin' all the rules"
"You mustn't think you've failed me
Just because there's someone else
You were the first real love I ever had
And all the things I ever said
I swear they still are true
For no one else can have the part of me I gave to you"
Echo Sperry Two Two Oh!

*SCREAMS* HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Too funny Pope Bennie Dick t

JulesJohannes wrote:

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*SCREAMS* HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Too funny Pope Bennie Dick t

*SCREEMS* my dear child? Did you wet your pants?
As you're Holy Father and Pope of our Holy Catholic Church I am authorized to give out Papal Blessings. Let me know my dear child. You have a special Papal Blessing waiting for you. You have until 9:00 PM tonight and than you're Holy Father is going to Best Buy and give it to a salesperson.

Echo Sperry Two Two Oh!

So, ever so Catholics in polakia are not that saint after all?

Atasas wrote:

So, ever so Catholics in polakia are not that saint after all?

oh shut your trap will you. FREAK.

JulesJohannes wrote:

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oh shut your trap will you. FREAK.

Does your polak knober'er listen to every command of yours?

Atasas wrote:

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Does your polak knober'er listen to every command of yours?

How many people have your Lithuanian family killed?

asd

PopeBennieDick wrote:

My dear children, you're Holy Father PopeBennieDick has never been "Torn between two worlds" but I have been Torn between two lovers. I felt like a fool! I loved this girl but I also loved the Holy Catholic Church. Lovin' both of you is breakin' all the rules. So you're Holy Father choose the Holy Catholic Church and became celibate. Now I'm not Torn between two lovers and I don't feel like a fool because I don't break all the rules.
"Torn between two lovers, feelin' like a fool
Lovin' both of you is breakin' all the rules
Torn between two lovers, feelin' like a fool
Lovin' you both is breakin' all the rules"
"You mustn't think you've failed me
Just because there's someone else
You were the first real love I ever had
And all the things I ever said
I swear they still are true
For no one else can have the part of me I gave to you"
Echo Sperry Two Two Oh!

Could I have been..."that girl"?

-Sheryl wrote:

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Could I have been..."that girl"?

Maybe if you were a nun back than my dear child. She stole my heart so I had to send away for a new one. I still get an erection just thinking of her. That's why I wear my White Papal Robe.

Echo Sperry Two Two Oh!

-Sheryl wrote:

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Could I have been..."that girl"?

...Paul...Paul Shykora...Volka,stirred,not shaken....Are You's..''that girl''....Shykora Girl....

PopeBennieDick wrote:

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Maybe if you were a nun back than my dear child. She stole my heart so I had to send away for a new one. I still get an erection just thinking of her. That's why I wear my White Papal Robe.
Echo Sperry Two Two Oh!

Maybe that was the year I dressed up as a nun for Halloween!

By the way, what do you think of NY State approving gay marriage? I'm happy about it - gays are God's children, too!

-Sheryl wrote:

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Maybe that was the year I dressed up as a nun for Halloween!
By the way, what do you think of NY State approving gay marriage? I'm happy about it - gays are God's children, too!

My dear child, you're Holy Father PopeBennieDick is so excited about New York that I'm sending all my Gay Clergy to live there. I want them to bone up on the gay community there. I might add that Crud is one of God's children too. We love all the children who live at the Vatican.

Echo Sperry Two Two Oh!

PopeBennieDick wrote:

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My dear child, you're Holy Father PopeBennieDick is so excited about New York that I'm sending all my Gay Clergy to live there. I want them to bone up on the gay community there. I might add that Crud is one of God's children too. We love all the children who live at the Vatican.
Echo Sperry Two Two Oh!

Dear PopeBennie,

CRUD is actually one of God's children? Why, I just don't believe that! We are supposedly made in God's image, but Crud is obviously made in Big Foot's image. Only not as attractive. Actually, I hear he's not bad when he shaves his back.

But now your gay clergy have a place to call home! At last they can "come out" and be honest about themselves. But please - don't let any kids under 18 go there...I think it's in your church's best interest.

sad sidelines indeed!
back on a matter?- what does it take to turn to "one side" or the other (almost normal- polak) side?

PopeBennieDick wrote:

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Maybe if you were a nun back than my dear child. She stole my heart so I had to send away for a new one. I still get an erection just thinking of her. That's why I wear my White Papal Robe.
Echo Sperry Two Two Oh!

Father, pray tell us what is the relevance of the 'Echo Sperry Two Two Oh' term is..is it mystical chant???:-))

Atasas wrote:

sad sidelines indeed!
back on a matter?- what does it take to turn to "one side" or the other (almost normal- polak) side?

hey atasas maybe if you went to NYC to 'bone up' aswell the experience would do you good..get you out of your familiar surroundings??

" bone up "
are you coaxing him for yourself ?