i have a rabbit that i own legally, he is around 2 years old and his name is bernard. if i don't receive $100,000 in charitable donations by 11:59pm December 31st, 2011 i will kill, skin, cook, and eat bernard! it will be done humanely, and there will be nothing cruel or unethical done to bernard. however, i am very serious and very hungry, so go to paypal and donate if you wish to save his life. thank you in advance for saving lil berny. email@example.com is the paypal account. o, and hate mail will not bother me at all! so don't waste your time, thanks again.