Becky Johnson wrote:
CHARISMATIC MEGAFAUNA WRITES: "And someone who is a National Merit Scholar does not have much of a grasp on birth control or planned parenting. "
BECKY: YIKES! I am the EXPERT on birth control!! Unfortunately my body isn't. I've been on the pill, used a nullit safety coil, a CU-7, condoms, and a vaginal diaphragm with nonoxynol 9 spermicide! Apparently I am/was VERY fertile and my ovaries defied all the contraceptive science known to womankind. Without birth control, I would have had over a dozen kids
Should've used Aspirin.

A single tablet, held firmly between the knees.

100% effective.