Reports of Agressive Goats Force Trail Closure

Time to break out the grill.....

Three billygoats gruff? dont mess with em!!

Wham! Big Billy Goat Gruff slammed into the troll. "Arrrgh!" screamed the troll as it was lifted clean off its feet and thrown way, way, way up into the air. The troll landed head down on the bridge, making it shake and rattle from top to bottom. Big Billy Goat Gruff stomped and tromped on the troll with his huge hooves until the troll was smashed flat on the wood boards. Then he tossed him into the raging stream with his huge horns and the troll sailed down the ravine and out of sight, never to be seen again in those parts.

rutting season?

reebie wrote:

Three billygoats gruff? dont mess with em!!
Wham! Big Billy Goat Gruff slammed into the troll. "Arrrgh!" screamed the troll as it was lifted clean off its feet and thrown way, way, way up into the air. The troll landed head down on the bridge, making it shake and rattle from top to bottom. Big Billy Goat Gruff stomped and tromped on the troll with his huge hooves until the troll was smashed flat on the wood boards. Then he tossed him into the raging stream with his huge horns and the troll sailed down the ravine and out of sight, never to be seen again in those parts.

A troll stomping goat? I need one of those! LOL!

rebecca in conyers wrote:

rutting season?

That is what I was thinking. Domestic ones can get very aggressive when the ladies are in estrus.

rebecca in conyers wrote:

rutting season?

Too early.... Like deer,the rut is in the fall. Now butting season? Thats another question.

Always Wary wrote:

<quoted text>That is what I was thinking. Domestic ones can get very aggressive when the ladies are in estrus.

We have a place called Yellow River Game Ranch and I had a deer attack me once, lol. Glad the staff was there as he tried to mount me as my X was laughing. My poor kids at the time were scared to death. We never went back.

okimar wrote:

<quoted text>Too early.... Like deer,the rut is in the fall. Now butting season? Thats another question.

So they're a pack of buttheads ..... must be related to my x-in laws.

rebecca in conyers wrote:

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We have a place called Yellow River Game Ranch and I had a deer attack me once, lol. Glad the staff was there as he tried to mount me as my X was laughing. My poor kids at the time were scared to death. We never went back.

I knew someone whose dog was gored by a deer, they can be aggressive too.
I have pictures of a fawn that was two days old, she(?) was in with my goats and then was following my cats around crying to be fed. She even walked right up to me looking to be fed. I called a local wild life rescue group and they took her. She was even walking towards trucks on the road. The group told me they have no natural fear when they are first born, that was obvious :)

Always Wary wrote:

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I knew someone whose dog was gored by a deer, they can be aggressive too.
I have pictures of a fawn that was two days old, she(?) was in with my goats and then was following my cats around crying to be fed. She even walked right up to me looking to be fed. I called a local wild life rescue group and they took her. She was even walking towards trucks on the road. The group told me they have no natural fear when they are first born, that was obvious :)

Awww ... poor little thing. Glad you could call the right folks.

That trip to the Ranch gave me a quick insight on the oh so timid deer, lol. Funny now but scary then.

Hippichick wrote:

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A troll stomping goat? I need one of those! LOL!

lol,, fitting , I guess,,:)

reebie wrote:

Three billygoats gruff? dont mess with em!!
Wham! Big Billy Goat Gruff slammed into the troll. "Arrrgh!" screamed the troll as it was lifted clean off its feet and thrown way, way, way up into the air. The troll landed head down on the bridge, making it shake and rattle from top to bottom. Big Billy Goat Gruff stomped and tromped on the troll with his huge hooves until the troll was smashed flat on the wood boards. Then he tossed him into the raging stream with his huge horns and the troll sailed down the ravine and out of sight, never to be seen again in those parts.

.....now give me a kiss goodnight and have sweet dreams.

rebecca in conyers wrote:

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Awww ... poor little thing. Glad you could call the right folks.
That trip to the Ranch gave me a quick insight on the oh so timid deer, lol. Funny now but scary then.

I actually see them as long legged rats, they eat everything. BUT I couldn't let the new born end up at the neighbors with dogs that killed my chickens, I would have felt terrible.

I still don't see the humor :) I would have been pissed.

this is the goats way of communicating with humans. It means, get the hell off of my mountain!

Dodge-Ram?

Baaa-d goats,.. baaaaa-ad!
Oh hell, if I had horns I'd have to use them on the occasional tresspasser too.

Pssst,...
Run Billy, run like the wind,
mister man has a "gun"ny sack
and he ain't your friend.
He'll mount your horny rack
and tan your skin.

Run Billy run!
Jump, dash. Bound away.
Make quick to caper
cause you can't stay.
We love you on paper
but we don't play!

Pan-demon-ium ensued when the Rams took on the Chupracabra's. Negoatiations went baaaad with the butting of heads and accusations of horny assaults and sucking up to doe's who fainted from shock. A Merino princess was rumored to have eased the tensions with the offer of 1 jar blackberry jam to each combatant's kids as a consolation prize.

GuerreroRay wrote:

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Slow week for Avon huh?

Q: What do you call an outlaw goat?

A: Billy the kid.

How many reports are we talking about?

That's too baaaaaad