Youch: Skinny-dipper cops nasty spider bite on penis

May 14, 2010 Full story: www.geelongadvertiser.com.au 27

A TOURIST having a snooze after a skinny-dip woke up with a nasty surprise _ a bite on his penis from a venomous Kiwi spider.

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“Fire in my Bones and”

Since: Apr 10

The sweet taste of Kerosene

#1 May 14, 2010
LMAO I bet he wished there was someone there to "suck" the venom out...
Iron Ore

Australia

#2 May 14, 2010
pwned.
Adelaidean

Australia

#4 May 14, 2010
"Katipo spiders are known to have a highly specialised habitat in New Zealand's sand dunes and bite only rarely, and in defence."

So ... er ... what was he doing to the spider ...?

“silly conspiracy theory HA”

Since: Mar 07

Long Island

#3 May 14, 2010
aaaw crikie!

“frequently laughing”

Since: Apr 09

Hotel California

#6 May 14, 2010
Adelaidean wrote:
"Katipo spiders are known to have a highly specialised habitat in New Zealand's sand dunes and bite only rarely, and in defence."
So ... er ... what was he doing to the spider ...?
Exactly!
First Class Jerk

Philadelphia, PA

#7 May 14, 2010
put some peanut butter on it and let a dingo lick it...

“behind curtain #1”

Since: Jul 08

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#9 May 14, 2010
At first, the symptoms sounded alot like sexual intercourse_but with a spider?
The Monkeyr

Hampton, VA

#10 May 14, 2010
Guy said: "Loss the pain, Doc, but let's keep the swelling!)
itis2U

Saint Louis, MO

#11 May 14, 2010
The itsy bitsy spider crawled up the water spout!

LMAAO

“Karmas!”

Since: Feb 10

KarmaVille

#12 May 14, 2010
That wasn't a Kiwi spider.It was opis on someones peewee!Oneunluckylady is P'O'LOLOLOL....!
Adelaidean

Australia

#13 May 14, 2010
I've got my R&D Laboratories working on this already. On those beaches we're going to release genetically modified Katipo spiders to inject aphrodisiac instead of venom. Great for tourism, bad for discipline. I'll be rich!! LOL!!

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#14 May 14, 2010
A Kiwi bit his wee-wee.

“Karmas!”

Since: Feb 10

KarmaVille

#15 May 14, 2010
Earthling2010 wrote:
A Kiwi bit his wee-wee.
It was a WEE wee-wee too!LOL

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#17 May 14, 2010
I can't believe Topix told me to refrain from using profanity! I didn't use any that I know of. Can Topix read my words...or did I mistakenly use the f-word when I meant "luck"?

(double checking my comment)...

Since: Dec 09

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#18 May 14, 2010
After checking my comment at least four...count 'em...FOUR TIMES, I see no profane language that I can see. Unless...Topix considers the male body part as "profanity", which is stupid if so. I used the correct term for it, not some slang term that many of you are probably familar with.
Adelaidean

Australia

#19 May 14, 2010
The stern red warning also erupts for terms that earlier posts in the same thread have used unchallenged. So it's inconsistent to say the least.

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#20 May 15, 2010
bet that was the best swelling he ever had!
hee hee
:O)

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#22 May 15, 2010
Well, at least, he's alive, so all's well that ends well.
Adelaidean

Australia

#23 May 15, 2010
David - the nudist wrote:
Well, at least, he's alive, so all's well that ends well.
And all swells that swells ends.

Since: Dec 09

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#24 May 15, 2010
I was being serious, by the way. He's very fortunate he's alive. It could have turned out much worse than it did. I don't know much about those kinds of spiders, but the article mentioned they are very dangerous and their bites could be deadly. Not word for word, but something along those lines.

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