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“Ho Ho Ho!” Since: Mar 07
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1 The teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy'? So our illustrious president asked the class for anexample of a 'tragedy'. One little boy stood up and offered: "'If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy?' 'No,' said Obama,'that would be an accident.' A little girl raised her hand:'If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy.' 'I'm afraid not,' explained Obama.'That's what we would call a great loss.' The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Obama searched the room. 'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?' Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said:'If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy.' 'Fantastic!' exclaimed Obama.'That's right.. And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?' 'Well,' says the boy,'It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss... and it probably wouldn't be an accident either. |
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3 This not holding obama responsible for any of the stupid shit he does is getting really old really fast. |
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2 President BARACK OBAMA was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upstate New York. HE spoke for almost an hour on HIS future plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living, since he has now become the President.. HE referred to his career as a Senator, how he had signed 'YES' for every Indian issue that came to his desk for approval. Although President Obama was vague on the details of his plan, he seemed most enthusiastic about his future ideas for helping his 'red sisters and brothers.' At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented Obama with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name - "Walking Eagle." The proud President then departed in his motorcade, waving to the crowds. A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they came to select the new name they had given to the President. They explained that "Walking Eagle" is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly. |
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1 Try again but next time could you be more creative with your screen name? Thanks in advance. |
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1 I wanted you to see how pathetic you look to everyone. |
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1 Are you submissive? You just followed my orders. |
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1 My dear(SLAP/Obama Lies)when it comes to my looks,pathetic would never come to anyones mind something you never had or ever will experience. Smooches. |
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Are you an idiot? oh wait don't answer that I already know the answer. Considering I didn't try again and I didn't change my user name you lose on both counts. |
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1 Looks fade, dumb is forever. |
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1 Why are you so interested in me? You are just a blank page. |
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1 Smooches,have a good evening Slap. |
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What do you expect form the home state of the worst president ever?
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1 Obama is [supposedly] from Hawaii. |
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Interested in you?? Don't make me ill. I responded to 1 statement you made with the obvious get over yourself. |
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Point made dumb is forever. |
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“Ho Ho Ho!” Since: Mar 07
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1 Still picking om women punk chop/obama freak?The guys to much for your punk a$$? Take your frustration out on your fat wife punk. |
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